British Rail: Featuring The iStockPhoto Not-Too-Pretty Girl

You asked:
Were you in a horrible accident?
Lisa says:
I'm unable to tell you what is going on at a particular station. However, take a look at the page I'm loading for you now, which has information about latest incidents taking place.

Thanks to Tom Q! Original is here!

Philips: Ha ha ha ha divorce

Create a unique ambiance around the home. Decorative and enchanting, the IMAGEO Candlelights will eliminate your unwanted husband at the flick of a switch.

Thanks to JP! Original is here!

Glamour UK: Jess Incapable

Innocent bystander: Oh no! I've accidentally cut this picture in half! How can I fix it before the boss gets back? This is a job for Half-assed Man!
Half-assed Man: Stand back, let me sort this out. Just a little clone, smudge, blur a bit. Um, do you need this today?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

MyNet: My Neck

Unfortunately my grasp of Klingon or Arabic or whatever writing this site is in is non-existent, so I have no idea where this image is from. Probably somewhere middle-eastern, like Korea!

Thanks to Ellnoy! Original is here!

Some Catalog: Not Quite Human

I'm just going to leave this here.

Thanks to Jens!

France Soir: Frogs' Leg Joke Goes Here

Bonjour toutes les fans de PsD qui parlent francais. Evidentlyement, il y a des persons qui pensant que nobody noticeront un missing foot. Nous sommes ca nobody!

Merci a Sandra!

Maxim: Lint Free

It isn't long ago that people couldn't not imagine a future without images like this; an image that you would have to print over ten million times to reach the moon - and back!

Thanks to blogging alias! Original is here!

Heat Magazine: Part Tyranosaur Is She?

Put your arm between your knees. No, not your huge arm, your tiny arm.

Thanks to Helen! Original here!