Asos: Mayday!

Looks as though someone didn't read the washing instructions.

Thanks to Scott and everyone else who sent this in!

Playboy: The War On Tara

1. Tara Reid has too many slices of pizza.
2. Photographer politely ignores hideously unattractive stomach.
3. Stylist not going to go there.
4. Half dozen other people on set also fail to notice, don't care, or don't want to incur wrath of Ms Reid.
5. Ms Reid gets check, disappears.
6. Art Director looks at contact sheet, selects image with hideous stomach, possibly because all the other images are even worse.
7. Everyone now hates this story.
8. AD assigns retouching to intern who has no concept of opacity setting in brush tool.
9. Assignation of blame begins.

Original courtesy of Perez Hilton^[NSFW]! Thanks to SAK and everyone else who sent this in!

Lost: Unexplained Logical Discrepancy Shocker

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Original is here! Thanks to Emily R!

YSL: Craptacular Noodly Appendage

Yes, we get the olde-worlde-tinted-photo schtick. Very nice. What we don't get is the Monty Python-inspired left leg. Is she supposed to be wearing flesh-tone latex pantyhose or something? Is her toe touching the ground in front of her? How come her body throws a shadow but her leg doesn't?

Fun fact: Yves Saint Laurent is a brand of Gucci, a company with revenues of €2.2 billion.

Thanks to Christophe! Original is here!

Azzaro: Stumpy's Last Gig

Arrrrr! I lost that leg on the Spanish main, arr, ye scurvy landlubbers. The sea's a terrible mistress, arr. I'll keelhaul every man jack one of you ye scurvy scurvers, ye [continues forever]

Thanks to Stela!

Microsoft: The Ironing Is Delicious

Microsoft, founder member of the Business Software Alliance, doesn't think that copyright laws apply to itself.

Edit: This is from some static Bing spam; it isn't search results.

Thanks to Alex!

Kenwood: The Right To Bare Arms

You ain't from around these here parts, are you boy?

Thanks to Sam! Original is here!^[PDF]

Takko: Mmmm mmmmmm mmm mmm no.

I don't care if you have been crushed against the wall! Keep smiling!

Thanks to Neil!