Don McKay: I'm Stumpy, The Janitor

"Oh look, there's one of my feet."

Thanks to Jorge! Original is here!

Rock It: Amputation Was A Joint Decision

I guess Lebe Deinen Traum means Fatal Leg Trauma in German.

Thanks to Maren! Bigger version here!

The Librarian: Shhhhhhhh!

Oh Good Lord, what on earth did we do to deserve this? Noah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Thanks to Daniel!

Multiple Sclerosis: Makes Your Arms Fall Off

Genius. An image that totally conveys being afflicted with the inability to do the simplest tasks.

Thanks to Lauren and everyone else who sent this in. Original is here!

Justin Time: Intersecting People On Giant Towel

Hey this Photoshop for Imbeciles book is pretty good!

Thanks to Avatar!

Skoda: How Not To Save Airfare

One morning, very early, before the sun was up, I rose and found the shining dew on every buttercup.

Thanks to Pavels! Original is here!

Honda: Splat!

The Power of Dreams. Specifically, that dream where a baker played by a young John Malkovich is screaming and his feet are on backwards.

Props to August!

A Magazine: Get The Low Down

PLEASE STOP UNDRESSING!

Thanks to Cindy! Original is here!