Friday, November 20, 2009

Georg Jensen: Breast Not To Talk About It


So we took a photo of this woman with her shirt off and it turned out that you can see her breasts. Crazy, huh? Well now we're in a pretty awkward position. Short of not having her take her shirt off, or using a different picture, what on earth could we do? We had to make this trainwreck, there was no alternative.

Thanks to Ana! Original here!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Hardwired: That's Some Jawline


This movie is awesome: Val Kilmer contracts mumps and then a huge goitre appears on his neck. Can Cuba Gooding reattach his hands in time to cure him? Awesome!

Thanks to Nuno!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Ana Maria: The Lady With The Bezier Shoulder


Translation time:
Faca o melhor sexo da sua vida: Use your face to have sex!

Thanks to Vinicius! From here!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Leave It To Lamas: No Mas!


Hmm yeah, let's imagine the blonde naked, yeah, oh, huh, eww, aarrrrgh my eyes!

Thanks to rudi and everyone else who sent this in! Original is here!

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Spy Next Door: Pull The Other One


Great lost emails of our time: Pig good. Fix leg.

Thanks to Brent and everyone else who sent this in! Bigger version here!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Express: Things That Make You Go Hmm


Hulk smash! Hulk do Photoshop! Stupid pictures don't fit! Hulk make them fit!

Props to Loi! Original is here!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

New York Lottery: In Dog We Trust


Now you know where the prize money for the New York lottery comes from; little puppies shit it out. Kind of obvious really.

Thanks to JB!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Morning Musume: Arms Reduction


What? I have to make sure none of their arms are cut off? What kind of anal retentive details freak are you?

Thanks to Naichau! Original is here!