Georg Jensen: Breast Not To Talk About It

So we took a photo of this woman with her shirt off and it turned out that you can see her breasts. Crazy, huh? Well now we're in a pretty awkward position. Short of not having her take her shirt off, or using a different picture, what on earth could we do? We had to make this trainwreck, there was no alternative.

Thanks to Ana! Original here!

Hardwired: That's Some Jawline

This movie is awesome: Val Kilmer contracts mumps and then a huge goitre appears on his neck. Can Cuba Gooding reattach his hands in time to cure him? Awesome!

Thanks to Nuno!

Ana Maria: The Lady With The Bezier Shoulder

Translation time:
Faca o melhor sexo da sua vida: Use your face to have sex!

Thanks to Vinicius! From here!

Leave It To Lamas: No Mas!

Hmm yeah, let's imagine the blonde naked, yeah, oh, huh, eww, aarrrrgh my eyes!

Thanks to rudi and everyone else who sent this in! Original is here!

The Spy Next Door: Pull The Other One

Great lost emails of our time: Pig good. Fix leg.

Thanks to Brent and everyone else who sent this in! Bigger version here!

Express: Things That Make You Go Hmm

Hulk smash! Hulk do Photoshop! Stupid pictures don't fit! Hulk make them fit!

Props to Loi! Original is here!

New York Lottery: In Dog We Trust

Now you know where the prize money for the New York lottery comes from; little puppies shit it out. Kind of obvious really.

Thanks to JB!

Morning Musume: Arms Reduction

What? I have to make sure none of their arms are cut off? What kind of anal retentive details freak are you?

Thanks to Naichau! Original is here!