
Every so often someone sends me a gem of a PsD with a level of vagueness normally only associated with fortunetellers or income tax forms. So let's hazard a guess and say that this appeared on page 92 of the National Enquirer in 1875.
Thanks to Tobias!
Begun This Clone Tool Has
Have you seen a truly awful piece of Photoshop work? Clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching are our bread and butter. And yes, deep down, we love Photoshop.
If it is commercial and awful then please let us know! Anonymity can be arranged for the easily embarrassed/canned.
Although I am hopeless at replying to email, be assured that each and every tip is followed up.
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- Blue Village: Beach Erosion
- Star Wars: Turn To The Dark Side
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- Proenza Schouler: Toxic Waist
- Moet: Scarlett Noupperarmon
- Sucker Punch: Mmmmkay
- Ann Taylor: Ann Failure
- Santander: Check Out Our Real Employees
- Room58: Enjoy Our 5-Dimensional Furniture
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Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Mad Men: Legless Before Lunchtime
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Otto: Being Neither Fish Nor Flesh A Man Knows Not Where To Have Her

Hi, welcome to the Earthian Fossil Interpretation Center! I'm Zangotx P'Cha-K'cha and I'm going to be showing you what humans might have looked like before they were all wiped out over 250 million zontars ago. This is what we think a typical Earthian female might have looked like!
Thanks to RMF! Original is here!
Monday, September 6, 2010
Bankujesz Kupujesz: The Frank Bank

And you thought your bank was rude.
Thanks to Rob! Original is here!
Friday, September 3, 2010
Jennifer: I'll Lease Ya!

Alicia Silverstone's career continues to enthrall the world. Her new thrilling (and probably illegal) link-up with Jennifer minimizing briefer marks an exciting departure into the racy world of dollar-store underwear. Two thumbs up!
Props to VRN!
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Apple: Logo No Go

Breaking news: Someone inside Apple's graphics studio sends in a bit of flaky comping
Next up: Someone fired at Apple!
Thanks to Ms X! Original is here!
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
The Guardian: Cutout Of The Year 2010

We've all been in this situation. You have a huge pile of cutouts to do and the first few are fine but then you get one with lots of difficult hair or a dog on a piece of string and then there's one where the shoes don't look right and what the freaking hell am I supposed to do with this one his mom is holding his hand and oh great his legs look like a fairground mirror seriously what the but yes okay alright just get the thing done-so-we-can-get-paid butohgodthissucksserslynvrevragn.
Thanks to Marion! Original is here!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Blue Village: Beach Erosion

Bamseklubben har ✥ppet tv◤ timm❤r om ĆŠagen: You'll come for the beaches but stay for the women cruelly chopped in half.
Thanks to Hanna!
Monday, August 30, 2010
Star Wars: Turn To The Dark Side

I find your lack of Flip Horizontal disturbing.
Thanks to Diego!
