Mariah Carey: Who Care-y?

Please fix giant hand and misshapen leg and weird chin and bizarre arms before putting this to bed, but don't worry about doing new proofs because I trust you.

Thanks to Vijay, Lamb and everyone else who sent this in. Bigger version here!

EW: What The Fox?

EW shows how Megan Fox can transform into someone with no pelvis.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Garderoba: Jessica Rabbit!

The one thing that I regret about writing this blog is the sense that I am being impolite by not being able to reply personally to the very large amount of email you morons readers send in. I get around 100-200 tips per day, which means that if I spend an average of thirty seconds checking out each tip and then thirty seconds writing a reply then I would be spending approximately one thousand hours 3 hours, 20 minutes per day answering mail.

As you might imagine, a significant proportion of this email concerns Polish lingerie sites, which as a rule I ignore. However, every rule has lots of exceptions; this one is just too bad to let slip by.

Thanks to Pozdrawiam! Radek! Original is here!

Maxim: Belly Good

I think this is super sexy, but I am also attracted to propane tanks.

Thanks to Gabbers! Original is here!

Lucky: Blendy, Masky And Airbrushy

Winner, unlikeliest neck of the year 2009.

Thanks to myke!

Bild: A Quick One Off The Wrist

Oi! Lefty! You're freaking the kids out!

Thanks to Schöpke! Original is here!

Samsung: 9NnSWVS

"OK everyone, let's make sure we get that reflection right so we don't end up on that stupid Photoshop Disasters blog!"

Thanks to Brian! Original is here!

Weird Al Yankovic: Facepalm

The weirdest thing about Weird Al Yankovic - here apparently portrayed by a much younger actor - is how you can still see his little hand behind his big hand.

Thanks to Eric! Original is here!^{[warning: Flash tedium]}