Ashley Tisdale: Ewww

Usually submissions to PsD are easy to follow up. Sometimes they are strangely hard to track down. Is this really Ms Tisdale's next DVD cover? Really?

The only site that seems to have it is here [warning: Comic Sans]. Thanks to Michelle DePesa!

Yoox: Maybe She Should Find A Different Line Of Work

Photographer: I just can't help noticing that - uh - thing on your bosom.
Model: I put concealer on it, did'nie.
Photographer: They 'aven't made a concealer wot can conceal that darling. David bleeding Copperfield can't make that disappear.
Model: Well, can't you like photochop it aht?
Photographer: Well, we'll 'ave to, though I have to say, we do suck at Photoshop.

Thanks to Mark Van Ee. Original is here.

Impuls: Vampire Insurance

There comes a certain point at which your photoshopping stops removing blemishes and begins an unsettling voyage into the uncanny valley.

Thanks to Martin Deffner!

Technos: Blown pupils usually means brain stem edema

Messala Ciulla sends in this delightful model apparently enduring a stroke during her shoot. The unnervingly bright whites probably mean she has lupus, or perhaps bacterial endocarditis (necks huge vicodin tab).

Pago: I'M MELTING!

Either it's a Photoshop disaster, or someone set their pilates machine way too high.

Original is here, along with some trumpety German fluffage about how great their juice is, thanks to Anita M!

Barratt: Artist's Impression Excessively Abstract

For Sale: Delightful 4-BR bijou split-level des res, all mod-cons, HVAC, new kitchen, driveway installed by drunkards, fireplace, new listing.

Thanks to Chris Holgate! Original is here.

Asus / MSI: Laughing Stocks

According to the 80+ emails in my inbox, Engadget has a story about MSI and Asus both using the same Getty images stock photo.

The original picture shows an Apple iBook. The MSI version adds in a blurry new friend in the background, while the Asus version inexplicably adds make-up to the poor kid.

Cheese Heads: Finger Deforming Good!

You see, when a picture loves another picture very much, they get together and do something very special. Son, I'm going to use a word I'm sure you've heard before - they get Photoshopped together. And this is how a disaster comes into the world; it's a beautiful thing.

Props to Rik Sansone!