Herbst: It's All Greek To Me

Stacy writes to say "Oh for the love of god please make your comments on the photos less mysterious/cryptic." So for Stacy's sake, ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.

Thanks to Dennis!

Stern: Undercarriage Is An Extra $15

Turkish Airlines introduce the world's first Viagra-powered aircraft.

Thanks to Rene! Original is here!

Figleaves: Kiiiillll Meeeeeeee

This from the "Sorry for running you down with a steamroller" section.

Thanks to toro! Original is here!

Silvio Berlusconi: Twins!

Oh Silvio. I have no problem with your mafia connections, your masonic lodge business, the tax fraud, the false accounting, the bribing of judges, embezzlement, seducing young girls, etc. We all do that kind of thing. But when you start pumping up your crowds with Photoshop you cross the line, mister.

Thanks to Aimar, Antonio, Francesca, and everyone else who sent this in! Bigger version here!

Caress: Unevenly Gorgeous

It's like she's saying "I only have one leg, but it's a really great leg."

Thanks to Beth!

Femina: Why So Serious

In a thrillingly decisive - albeit genre-fueled - reenactment of post-male gaze-ism, Femina magazine parodies the insistent demands of the neo-PoMo reconstructivist tendency by engaging in a re-catharsis of female self-awareness and self-imagery that decisively - Bzzzzt, repetition, "decisive."

Thanks to Erica!

V: Aliens Ate My Clipping Path

Mixing line work and photography is a difficult task graphically. It requires excellent judgement and carefully feathered masking to SCREW IT JUST USE A CLIPPING PATH ITS ONLY THE COVER

Thanks to Erin! Original is here!

Christmas Caper: You Broke The Lameometer

I guess, technically, it is a DVD cover.

Thanks to Faith M. Original is here.