
Stacy writes to say "Oh for the love of god please make your comments on the photos less mysterious/cryptic." So for Stacy's sake, ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.
Thanks to Dennis!
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Have you seen a truly awful piece of Photoshop work? Clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching are our bread and butter. And yes, deep down, we love Photoshop.
If it is commercial and awful then please let us know! Anonymity can be arranged for the easily embarrassed/canned.
Although I am hopeless at replying to email, be assured that each and every tip is followed up.
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- Globe: Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet
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- ASOS: Going out on a limb
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- Maneater: Will This Do?
- Helena Rubinstein: Demi Moore Everything!
- M.Officer: Alien Shapeshifter Lousy At Humans
- Sharper Image: Now With X-Rays
- Nine: Lens Flare Solves Everything
- Evian: Serving Suggestion
- Daily Fail: We Are Awesome At Photoshop
- Taka Jewellery: Barely Necked Ladies
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- Playboy Poland: THE BELLS!
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- All About Steve: BUT I USED FEATHER!
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Friday, February 5, 2010
Herbst: It's All Greek To Me
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Stern: Undercarriage Is An Extra $15

Turkish Airlines introduce the world's first Viagra-powered aircraft.
Thanks to Rene! Original is here!
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Figleaves: Kiiiillll Meeeeeeee

This from the "Sorry for running you down with a steamroller" section.
Thanks to toro! Original is here!
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Silvio Berlusconi: Twins!

Oh Silvio. I have no problem with your mafia connections, your masonic lodge business, the tax fraud, the false accounting, the bribing of judges, embezzlement, seducing young girls, etc. We all do that kind of thing. But when you start pumping up your crowds with Photoshop you cross the line, mister.
Thanks to Aimar, Antonio, Francesca, and everyone else who sent this in! Bigger version here!
Monday, February 1, 2010
Caress: Unevenly Gorgeous

It's like she's saying "I only have one leg, but it's a really great leg."
Thanks to Beth!
Friday, January 29, 2010
Femina: Why So Serious

In a thrillingly decisive - albeit genre-fueled - reenactment of post-male gaze-ism, Femina magazine parodies the insistent demands of the neo-PoMo reconstructivist tendency by engaging in a re-catharsis of female self-awareness and self-imagery that decisively - Bzzzzt, repetition, "decisive."
Thanks to Erica!
Thursday, January 28, 2010
V: Aliens Ate My Clipping Path

Mixing line work and photography is a difficult task graphically. It requires excellent judgement and carefully feathered masking to SCREW IT JUST USE A CLIPPING PATH ITS ONLY THE COVER
Thanks to Erin! Original is here!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Christmas Caper: You Broke The Lameometer

I guess, technically, it is a DVD cover.
Thanks to Faith M. Original is here.
