Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Ann Coulter Is An Alien


Courtesy Gawker.

40 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't need Photoshop to tell us she's an alien.

Anonymous said...

No photoshop involved. She has freakishly long hands.

Anonymous said...

Is there someone that didnt KNOW she is an evil space-nazi alien?

Brandy said...

I KNEW it! Ruuuuuuunnnnnnn!!!

I usually don't look at her or listen to her, as I know she is a hate-filled mongrel.

This confirms it for those who ever doubted!

Anonymous said...

It's like the hands transforming in American Werewolf in London!

Anonymous said...

I think these hands are real. see http://www.pensitoreview.com/images/photo-pensitoreview-ann-coulter.jpg

Anonymous said...

Sorry but Ann has very long hands, not a photoshop job. So far I am really disappointed in this persons critiques and wonder if they have ever used Photoshop to retouch a photo themselves.

Anonymous said...

yah, i agree. the SI.com one is particularly annoying to me as the photo is not only real but it is hard to imagine any reason for it to be doctored. i also don't think any reasonable person thinks those Maxim and similar magazine covers are straight from the camera, though some airbrush jobs are better than others.

Anonymous said...

This may be the *least* retouched Coulter photo on any published cover. What do you expect a she-wolf to look like? They did hide the fangs.

Jeff said...

I think she has Marfan's Syndrome. Nothing to laugh at...

ungeziefer said...

Sorry, but anorexic she-males just have long skinny hands.

The alien hypothesis is intriguing, though...

Der Blaue Reiter said...
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Der Blaue Reiter said...

Photoshop veracity aside, those hands do make her extra adept at moralistic hands-of-god fingerpointing.

Anonymous said...

yes, apparently this it's a awful truth.

Anonymous said...

Ok, she does have freakishly large hands. Apparently we're not the first to notice.
Another use for photoshop

Anonymous said...

haha. her hand looks like a foot!!!

lorrwill said...

agreeing that this is the neo-nazi barbie doll. ru sure she isn't some kind of mutant freak like this?

lxvxjxnkie said...

Umm yeah I think that's her real hand/claw.

Anonymous said...

Here's a story where the illustrations make fun of her "monkey hands"...

http://www.nofimagazine.com/57coulter.htm

By the way, don't her hands alone PROVE evolution?

kat said...

i'm pretty sure she has marfan syndrome.

Anonymous said...

that reminds me of the cloverfield monster.

Nathan said...

that wasn't photoshopped, i've seen others like this

Anonymous said...

How is this a photoshop disaster? That's what her hand looks like.

pogomcl said...

maybe not-- they don;t look like that on the other images I checked and not on Playboy

but you can add this image along with the other disaster, maybe
http://tinyurl.com/35xngx

Anonymous said...

You missed the airbrush on the Adam's Apple.

Satorical said...

Ann Coulter is a man. For more information, read The Boondocks.

Ablestmage said...

Chalk yet another one up for completely not a disaster. I think the site is way more fun to heckle than to witness genuine photoshop disasters.

Meidän said...

No photoshop, her hands just are like that.

It's one of the reasons so many people are convinced she's actually a post-op.

blackaziam said...

Ann Coulter IS an alien. Reptilian in fact. She/He/It drinks human blood and will eat a fetus if given the chance. She/He/It is a high ranking member of the Satanic Illuminati New World Order. For more info on Her/Him/It watch the movie "The Lair of the White Worm". No joke.

Green Light said...

No marfans.
Self hating transexual.
Trust it would explain a lot.
Ya know, like the adams apple.

Rasmus Rasmussen said...

Oh. My. God. This one had me in tears of laughter.

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Anonymous said...

The photo is on her own site. She is in fact an alien turdstir.

http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/gallery.cgi

Trevor said...

AMAZING.. I was searching for female alien images and this is the best image for my project. I have wondered about her loyalties and hateful remarks in reference to many groups. It is now clear she hates all humans that get in her way of total domination of the planet. Beware and be warned she will torture you with stupidity!

Neasa said...

Ummm....who is she???

Anonymous said...

Well basically she is just a staunchly conservative author. Kinda a female Rush Limbaugh. I am not sure why these folks hate her so much though... musta missed something she wrote. Either that or the above are socialist morons...

Anonymous said...

"Is there someone that didnt KNOW she is an evil space-nazi alien?"

I disagree!

She happens to be a REPTILIAN evil sapce-nazi alien!

Anonymous said...

I'd do her.

Anonymous said...

dude this exact pictur is at ann coulter.org it's not photoshopped.

maarja89 said...

She has Marfan's syndrome, it causes arachnodactyly which means a person is born with very long hands and fingers and slender bones...