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Tuesday, March 4, 2008
FHM: Yakuza Babes
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The cover image is undoubtedly retouched—as are most covers—but I'm certain the missing index finger is not a mistake. The first and second joints are are merely bent back and hidden inside the fabric of whatever it is she's be holding.
As a professional print designer, and erstwhile 12—year Photoshop expert I appreciate what this blog is trying to do, but a more discerning eye should be a requirement before the mocking posts are made. Better you should snark on the crappy job the stylist did with the model's fried hair.
It's not bent, and it's not a mistake. The article is called 'Yakuza Babes', so the point is that she cut her finger off in the traditional Yakuza expression of regret.
As used in every crappy movie ever made about Japan.
"It's not bent, and it's not a mistake. The article is called 'Yakuza Babes', so the point is that she cut her finger off in the traditional Yakuza expression of regret."
Huh? this post is called Yakuza Babes not the article.
when did you go crazy? human fingers bend
Listen people, let's all stop making sense for now on. Ready!!?
it looks like she's holding her dick too
sad you didn't look close enough. desperate much?
Is it just me or does she also apear to have massive hips?
should have circled the weird neckline instead of the bikini top in her hand... dumbass
I don't see a finger missing! She's holding a towel her index is in the fold.
But I do see her broken neck
@Dustbunny's
you must have a xrays fixed in your eyes
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