Tuesday, March 4, 2008

FHM: Yakuza Babes


At 4am somewhere a designer wakes up and utters "Oh God I forgot to put her finger back in."

Courtesy the always excellent New Shelton Wet/Dry.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The cover image is undoubtedly retouched—as are most covers—but I'm certain the missing index finger is not a mistake. The first and second joints are are merely bent back and hidden inside the fabric of whatever it is she's be holding.

As a professional print designer, and erstwhile 12—year Photoshop expert I appreciate what this blog is trying to do, but a more discerning eye should be a requirement before the mocking posts are made. Better you should snark on the crappy job the stylist did with the model's fried hair.

Anonymous said...

It's not bent, and it's not a mistake. The article is called 'Yakuza Babes', so the point is that she cut her finger off in the traditional Yakuza expression of regret.

As used in every crappy movie ever made about Japan.

Anonymous said...

"It's not bent, and it's not a mistake. The article is called 'Yakuza Babes', so the point is that she cut her finger off in the traditional Yakuza expression of regret."

Huh? this post is called Yakuza Babes not the article.

Anonymous said...

when did you go crazy? human fingers bend

Anonymous said...

Listen people, let's all stop making sense for now on. Ready!!?

Anonymous said...

it looks like she's holding her dick too

Anonymous said...

sad you didn't look close enough. desperate much?

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does she also apear to have massive hips?

Anonymous said...

should have circled the weird neckline instead of the bikini top in her hand... dumbass

Dustbunny's said...

I don't see a finger missing! She's holding a towel her index is in the fold.

Dustbunny's said...

But I do see her broken neck

Basic Accounting said...

@Dustbunny's
you must have a xrays fixed in your eyes