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Friday, March 21, 2008
Hannah Montana: The Really Real Teeth
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Gone to the dentist?
dude your blog is being blatantly copied, and the clone is popular on digg, del.icio.us, and everywhere else as a result.. check it out
http://photoshopd.blogspot.com/
http://digg.com/comedy/PhotoShopped_to_Catastrophe
http://del.icio.us/url/15b586be75de807db06c5e8637cc0968
the real (S)miley revealed WAHAHAHAHAHA!
Piss of anon. THIS is the original. LAst time I checked there hasn't been an update to that blog since this blog started using watermarks. Also i saw THIS blog first on Digg. Why don't you do download a copy of the digg guys talking about nothing and think your so hi tech. That is if you don't download into your pants first. Ass
I think you misread his comment, he was saying this blog is being cloned, not that this blog is a clone. It was informational, not an accusation.
I misread it at first too.
her real teeth have so much more character!
very funny stuff, gj :D
I also like the real teeth better...
Also, somebody call the internet police because there are some assholes copying this stuff and posting it as their own...
But this isn't badly photoshoped. Touched up, yes, but that's not the point of the blog...
anon...actually it is a bad photo shop job. If you are going to do the teeth, why leave the lips all blotchy? Its also important to note that they posted original AND the retouched which means that the original made it out to the public IN ADDITION to the badly retouched image, which is a disaster.
It's a bad mistake that both versions are out in public, but my real problem is how they are trying to make her "perfect" to all of her young fans who don't even know about retouching. Let her be human with some imperfections.
I remember finding this DVD where i worked. One copy had the "fixed" version, and one had the more toothy one. We never could determine which one was real.
New poll idea...Who deserves the moniker of Snaggletooth more, Hannah Montana or Kristen Dunst?
anon,
i've resigned myself to the fact that making people look "perfect" is not going to change. We just do what is asked and try to make it look as real as possible. Most people respect our judgement in leaving things in. Most of the time, the work I do is very minimal, although very time consuming, especially on skin. We want to subdue the cracks and wrinkles, dark spots, especially around the eyes, pimples, hair, etc. but we don't want it to look like thats what we did. The way to achieve that is time consuming. I'll note though, that we DON'T use the cloning stamp or patch tool. That is how you end up with plastic skin.
kirstin dunst still holds the snaggletooth award as i like hannahs teeth more where they look all erm, whats the word, NORMAL?. yeh, thats it.
Maybe they should have done some PS on what looks like a herpes outbreak on Miley's top lip!
Why they do that?
The second one looks much cuter
ugh.
you'd think she'd have money to get braces.
Yeah photo shop is cheap and the results are great but results of braces last a life time. seriously.
Cheers,
Bella
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