Even allowing for the culturally-ravaged, post-wardrobe-malfunction neo-fundamentalist, sexual dystopia we live in, the decision of Jordache to Photoshopically amputate Heidi Klum's nipples is a profoundly bizarre one.
What were the possible logical processes that made this happen? Did they think no-one would notice? How could this make any sense? Unbelievable.
Via Gawker.
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Jordache: Attack Of The Pod People
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It's right there! at the bottom of her boob. Very light, I'll give you that, but still it's there!
Yeah, uh, they actually seem to be right where they ought.
Plainly visible nipples would have distracted from the jeans. It's marketing, people!
Some markets do not allow nudity. I work at a marketing firm that handles many fashion clients and we have to photoshop out nipples and other visible areas to keep it more "PG".
Ever notice how you don't see much in a victoria's secret catalog even though the material is see through?
I figured they were trying to imply that her nips were covered by her locks.
All they had to do here was lengthen her hair slightly. Weird.
this website sux!
let's be honest, both boobs are like that. it's meant to be
and all that said, the hair covering the nips could have been done better. This looks like a quick pass with the blur tool.
But maybe this part was a rush, rush, got 5 seconds before the presses roll kind of thing.
I've slept with Heidi and she dosen't have any nipples
Hey, that's Theodora Richards, not Heidi Klum!
LOL i remember seeing this and thinking the same thing.
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It's deliberate for the sake of modesty. It's not a disaster. I should start a "BlogDisasters" and include this one.
the disaster is, that they just would have had to extend the hair for one or two inches (in real or in photoshop) and they would have covered the nipples perfectly. this looks weird, it's very unsexy if bodyparts are missing...
Photoshopically amputated or not, are they offered on eBay yet?? I'm bidding!! :<>
(sidebar) The "word verification" I got was 'pjgsujw' - what language is that a 'word' in? :><
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