
Diane Keaton can't catch a break these days. Not only is she haphazardly comped with Mandy Moore - just where is she looking? - her mouth has been hacked into the kind of grin that clown morticians might favor.
Also, does Diane Keaton really have only three fingers on her right hand?
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Monday, March 17, 2008
More Evidence Of Massive Conspiracy Against Diane Keaton
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Hey, your blog is fantastic---educational and entertaining! I just linked it to FABULON, check it out when you can. And keep up the great work!
Naw, she is just giving someone the finger....
Thank you for posting this one! It's always bugged me SO MUCH.
Diane's pointing out the big zit in between Mandy's eyes...
Apart from the standard airbrush removal of any features in Keaton's face, it seems she is looking above the girl. My guess is that Keaton is shorter, but that they moved her up a few notches, because she is the mother.
LOVE the 3 fingers find!
That might explain why she wears gloves all the time.
There is no three fingers at all...
Originally it was the left hand and the extended finger was pointing upwards. Look at the sweater near the elbow. There is a clear discontinuity. They turned the hand and change the arm. But, of course, it was a disgusting gesture, so they changed it...But now you can understand the smile in the Keaton's face and the grim on Mandy's...
maybe diane keaton was replaced by a robot? You never know....
HAAH Diane Keatons head and face are almost the exact same from the MAD MONEY poster
She's rolling her eyes at the complete lack of imagination.
hahahah oh man, I think this is the best one. Three fingers... ROFL
wow...is it me or is there a surprisingly similar facial expression on the Mad Money poster??
http://www.movies-posters.net/movie_posters/2008/mad-money-poster-1.jpg
I work with DVDs and this is on the cover of one of them. For ages I just assumed the mother in the film was supposed to be blind. It never occured to me that it might just be a really, really bad photoshop job.
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