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Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Sports Illustrated: Head Shot!
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His head is there. It's just tilted back.
um, yeah I see the head tilted back. If you're gonna criticize people's abilities, make sure you know what you're talking about first.
dumbass. first one too.
Head's tilted back and to the left.
yes, you should take down this post because the seated person's head is immediately noticeable on any cursory inspection.
Ja,ja,ja,...
Without head is easy
As everyone else has already pointed out, there's nothing wrong with this image -- his head is behind the guy's shoe.
Yes, the head is hard to see but certainly there. And why would SI want to remove the guy's head?
There's a discussion about this on SportsShooter:
http://www.sportsshooter.com/message_display.html?tid=28578
um okay thanks for explaining how this error occurred in the first place. I couldn't figure out how you would do this with layers and leave what was intact.
As far as visual communication and photography go, this still stinks.
So there.
wow....take this down it makes everything else on the site look bad when u make an error like that
No, leave it up. The fact you commented on it and admitted your mistake puts you leagues ahead of any of the companies you poke fun at.
After all, everyone makes mistakes. Covering them up or acting like it doesn't happen is what gets you into trouble. Just ask Nixon.
I actually assisted John last year during the NCAA games in Sacramento and San Jose - the dude is a GREAT photographer. Perhaps you should stick to criticizing photoshop and not photography. Don't be an ass - if anything you should blame the photo editor who ran the picture.
Okay so his head is just visible in the photo, but what is going on with his right hand? Is it just me or does his arm appear to disappear into a black splotch right around where his hand should be? Or maybe he's wearing a blurry black glove?
DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You can quite clearly see his head is tilted back!
Is that the head :> ?
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4742/headqn5.jpg
Leaving this up tarnishes the rest of the site, not to mention John and SI.
Am I the only one that sees that the top half of his body doesn't match up with the bottom half?
Ok, I cannot see the head, even if it is tilted back where is the neck?
yeah. the head is hidden. maybe it was kicked. haha
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