Dingo: You're listening to Dingo And The Baby on 93X in Minneapolis
SFX: Dingo And The Baby!
Dingo: Yeah!
SFX: Ninety three X!
The Baby: Heyy!
Dingo: Heyyy!
SFX: In the after-noooon!
Dingo: Yeah!
SFX: On the ra-dio!
The Baby: Hey you know what would be funny? You know what would be really funny? If we could put the worst possible piece of photoshopping on our "hot babes" site and then get picked up by that photoshopdisasters site?
SFX: (fart noise)
Dingo: Alllllrigghhhhht! Let's do it!
(continues forever)
Original here [marginally NSFW]. Thanks to Kristen.
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Friday, April 18, 2008
93X: Impossible Babe Of The Day
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before we get the first "i can do that with my self/girlfriend right now" comment, just look at her breasts, now look at the shadow cast by her breasts...
Lets not even talk about how much of a disaster it is that an abomination like that could even be considered hot, fake or not. -_-
Splendid.
I don't know where to start. Maybe when she tried to push her undies down she scraped some of her body. Happens to me all the time.
I always wondered what Mrs. Stretch Armstrong looked like.
"Anonymous" whining about not seeing the pictures in 3... 2... 1...
I can't see the pictures.
are you sure it's photoshop? ;) http://widelec.org/talia_osy,id,1345.html
Well, at least her /shadow/ has a stomach...
I'm pretty sure her back would just snap.
is it just me or doesn't that chick look a lot like the teacher who sleeps with her students debra lefave!?!
Big deal! Her stomach is suffering from Anorexia, that's it.
Wow! That just looks....Wow! Horrendous!
Meet Candie... Candie has a twin shadow.. Candie is impossibly thin..her shadow.. well her shadow eats a lot and it very bloated.
worst disaster so far.
@Maciek
I shall never again visit any URLs you post :)
That's not a disaster! I can totally do that!!! ;)
exxxcellent!! hehehhehe
and the shadow betrys her.
and in the same link, the last one is even worse!!! look at the sofa! xD
Please raise hands all that feel that this girl looks hot. Yes, thank you, madam.
I had to check the web site just to see if they really had personalities who called themselves "Dingo and the Baby"...
Who thought men would find that attractive? A topless Bea Arthur is better wank material than this.
That little bit of dialog you wrote is hilarious. Funny enough as it burbles along, but "continues forever"? Man, that was priceless.
LLLIIIIEEEEFFFFFEEEEELLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(apologies to scans_daily)
The last picture on the original page is almost equally a photoshop disaster...
wow, her waist, yikes.
how creative to be pulling your panties down in every single shot.
jesus christ.
They do all of that retouching..
And STILL leave rolls of back fat!
lovely.
The funny thing is, this might not be as heavily retouched as y'all think it is.
Yes, here boobs are defying gravity, but they're also really, really fake. Really, really fake boobs can, in fact, defy gravity.
As for how thin her waist is... _I_ used to be able to suck in my gut that thin, and I'm a guy! I have no doubt that she's pulling in her gut as hard as she can, but it's not implausible. (I'm 5'11", and at the age of 22 I weighed 115.)
RE the shadow, which everyone is seeing as a dead giveaway...
The light is not hitting her at the same angle that we are seeing her. (If it were, we would not see the shadow at all, as it would be directly behind her in the shot.) We are seeing the narrowest cross-angle of her gut (front to back), but the shadow is falling across the diagonal and getting much of the width of her back, (side to side).
I'm not saying there's no retouching at all -- pretty much any cheescake photo is retouched these days -- but not a major "disaster".
Okay... they did plump up the curve of her left breast, because that curvature _would_ show in the shadow.
The sad thing about Photoshop is that some day some reporter somewhere is going to get a really unbelieveable, important shot, and everybody is going to think that it's 'shopped. :P
Lol, Miss Teen USA.
Disgusting.
Stephen, some things are possible... You can suck it in, but you'd also see ribs.
Problem is, the light is coming from a slightly off angle, enough to cast a shadow, but not enough to cast a weightier shadow.
Her stomach likely wasn't even close to that flat. If you look at the other three, her natural shape isn't nearly that skinny... In the last photo on the linked page, she's been shopped again.. Her head probably wasn't even that large. Her left breast is a product of photoshopping. Her right one... Not so much. Seems consistent with the other photos, but the left one is completely wrong... Her face is shopped, as well... compare all of the photos. This actually makes me not want to have sex with her at all
Not hot. :P Your can't walk around with that waist unless you'd like to crack your spine from the weight of your chest. lol!
interestingly she has posted this pic on her own website where there are further pictures of her with less on. She seems to have metalic nipples on a few of them as there's some quite dramatic lens flares! http://www.randinicolexo.com/photogallery.html NSFW ftw
Photoshopped or not, it's images like this that give girls unhealthy self-perceptions. It's disgusting and sad.
"Yes, here boobs are defying gravity, but they're also really, really fake. Really, really fake boobs can, in fact, defy gravity."
Awesome, I'll need to design a spaceship powered by really, really fake boobs.
What the heck...give that poor girl some beer and mashed potatoes...and those "lumps" running down her back...she has abs on her back! Take a course in PhotoShop clean up for gosh sakes! Yikes!
What a horrible shadow too. if you're gonna fake it, fake it right.
weird picture!
bad work.
she looks like a deflated sex doll :(
So I figured out from looking at this one picture on this radio station's website that they have a diet now where you can take away all those unfashionable internal organs, but keep that adorable roll of back fat!!!
I know!!!
Couldn't you just -- oh, wait. My bad. Even I can tell that it's just craaaaaaaapppppppppy shoppery.
The black and white photo kind of creeps me out...does this woman have NO nipples?
I think she's hot!
Girl looks like she's had some serious lip injections too, not that that has anything to do with photoshop. Her upper lip looks like a worm.
Sure Veronica, if you're into cartoons.
I don't think this was ever meant to be taken seriously.
Wow! Just wow!
I think you're all horribly cruel to taunt a poor girl suffering from such a bad infestation of parasitic intestinal worms.
Is that supposed to be sexy? It's icky, she looks sickly. What's next, bikini models with snot running down their faces?
wow I've heard a lot of cool stuff about photoshop! But I didn't know that it can make people look weird!
I saw\heard the dialogue on Family Guy...The girls a bit chunky though don't you think?
My favorite pic of her is this one http://images.radcity.net/5163/2577318.jpg Is it just me, or does her head not quite look like her head belongs on her body there? Also, is that green thing she's leaning on the same green thing as that couch from those other shots? Does this mean she has the ability to float?
(it's not photoshopped in the way you're thinking, that is her real waist... i know for a fact...)
And how would you know that?
be afraid... be very afraid...
I used to know her in highschool
yer boobs are fake, just like her personality.
just sayin'
ITS BARBIE!!! <3 <3 <3
Not Anorexia though. She'd have no junk in the trunk, sunken in face/cheeks, and twig arms.
The weirdest thing about this to me is why is the couch on its end? But that does not make me gay, no sirree - now Brian, fetch me another Martini!
That's just strange. It looks a lot like she's been wearing a corset every day for the past 20 years and her body's just been unnaturally...smushed that way.
oh. fuck.
Well it appears that they still photoshop the images, but now they have a more rubenesque outlook.
http://images.radcity.net/5163/2722489.jpg
It's funny that they didn't take out the creases at her back...
Yet ANOTHER two page picutre badly scanned by a user...not a Photoshop mistake.
I love the use of the green Ikea couch turned on one end.
I guess when I want some bad photos taken of myself that I can Photoshop later (to remove 48% of my body mass), I'll do the same thing with my Ikea couch. Sexy.
Busted. http://www.hulu.com/watch/25104/family-guy-dingo-and-the-baby
WOW WHY SO JEALOUS? I KNOW THIS GIRL AND THOSE PICS ARE NOT PHOTO SHOPPED AND SHE IS EVEN BETTER LOOKING IN PERSON, SHE IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY PERSON AND SHE HAS THE CUTEST VOICE. HOWEVER IM GUESSING THAT IF YOU EVER HEARD HER SPEAK YOU WOULD THINK THAT WAS FIXED TOO.. IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELVES TO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE NO "REAL" BEAUTIFUL WOMEN 'LIKE RANDI' THEN JUST STAY IN YOUR LITTLE FANTASY WORLD. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL! SO JUST GET OVER IT!
msbossygirl, I can only hope she is better looking in person, because that photo is revolting. And to say that hasn't been shopped is to say that the sky is not blue: it's just blatant denial. Look at the shadow, look at the outline of her body. Two utterly different shapes.
At least the waist is not impossible. Do you know Thalia (Tommy Mottola's wife)?
http://www.fanmusical.net/thalia/imagenes9/tl6.jpg
http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/9571/thalia01so0.jpg
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