Friday, April 25, 2008

Red Bull: Gives You Nightmares


Red Bull in Hungary makes you wish you had never seen this image. Scrubbing your eyeballs doesn't work, I tried.

Props to Phaedra.

99 comments:

tessler said...

Evidently, so does this website.... Ahhhhhh... my eyes.... my eyes......

Luftmensch said...

What tessler said :(

Tonight.. Tonight I won't sleep, at all.

velcrotrainer said...

who speaks hungarian...

i want to know the ad's explanation of why her mouth is the size of the grand canyon.

MarshallMar said...

Isnt it the whole point of that ad?

Isidor said...

Maybe she actually is grossly deformed and needs massive plastic surgery to fit in society?

Then on the other hand, maybe she isn't...

Ryan said...

this is one of those things where, intentional or not, the picture is unforgivable.

Anonymous said...

This is a familiar technique...
http://flickr.com/photos/42311564@N00/251564212/

LJH

k said...

Seriously, maybe it's a sarcastic ad? We must find a Hungarian...

Kristoffer said...

this makes me eager for the new batman movie.
That's what this is a promo for, right?

Thiago Silva said...

The last disasters have been "meh", but this one is awesome. I was actually scared when the page loaded, and then I laughed to tears. Priceless!

Anonymous said...

i'm form hungary, and i don't know what is the problem about this ad.

the ad is inviting you to the movie-fanatics-night, where you can look for a lot of films with big, small, bloody, said, happy, etc. happy end (just playing on words).
and the girl wears a very big smile.

where is the problem??
it's not a girl without belly button... it's conscious

CDJ said...

Holy crap! That's horrible! I mean. Gah! That's so freakin' scary!

Anonymous said...

said=sad :)

chabba said...

Actually, I'm a Hungarian, and in the light of the text and the history, this disaster is rather a joke.

This picture is an ad about the "Night of Cinema Fanatics" in the course of which you can watch as much films as you can for a low amount.

In order to understand history behind it better, you have to know, that this picture was used in the earlier campaign with the comment "I watched 689 happy ends last year", demonstrating the "side effects" of excessive consumption of cheesy films. After this earlier campaign, this picture remained a kind of trademark of this year's Night.

American Mum said...

yikes.

pg said...

Black Hole Sun
Won't You Come
And Wipe Away the Rain...

danco said...

It may be intentional, but it is still a disaster. I hate it. It is retarded.

Anonymous said...

I think as chaba said you have to know the history. But even if that is the case it would have been fine for the campaign which had the I've watched 600+ happy endings and it would be funny, and relate to the text. But now in the context of THIS ad if you didn't know the history of it, it looks completely freaky. Just get a different picture.

Romina said...

She looks like a mix between Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler. XD
It's obviously intentional but it still looks bad, and not only because of the huge mouth, but because the photoshopping work doesn't seem very good either.

Anonymous said...

The "joke" is that she saw so much romantic comedy that she get that huge smile. IMO, completely appropriate and well done. Otherwise, it'll be just a picture of some woman grinning. This one gets your attention. Not a disaster/mistake at all--for the right audience. Taken out of context, i.e., for most of the audience in this forum, it's pretty goofy.

Anonymous said...

Love that Joker!

Anonymous said...

WHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA






this is so dumb.

crazy-gabrielle said...

This is what Red Bull does to you.

Stacia said...

Sure, it's deliberate and part of the ad, but GOOD GOD IT'S DISTURBING. I think what everyone above is trying to say is that there may be a reason for this picture, but there is no excuse.

Anonymous said...

Red Bull put a smile on her face ten miles wide...it must taste like Cherry Pie!

Costas Schuler said...

It's a botox accident!

BurningSky said...

I didn't realize that they put MDMA (pure Ecstasy) in Red Bull these days. She's gurning like she's bombed five pills. I'd expect her to start happily vomiting in the next ten minutes...

rachy said...

Dentist charges double, eh?

Alex said...

So, it's not really disastrous...maybe disturbing, but not terribly done. Is this blog also for sub par concepts now?

Cydly said...

Worst one so far

Headbanger on Desk said...

That image reminded me of Jack Nicholson's Joker. Are you sure she didn't take Smilex, instead of Red Bull??

KittyMeow said...

hehehe great ad. I speak very rusty Hungarian and there I was thinking "there is no Hungarian word called 'end' - have they gone totally Americanised???"....til I read the last line. Brilliant. Hehehe

Anonymous said...

this isn't a photoshop disaster since it is supposed to be like that so why is everyone freaking out? i understand that it is bad and shit but it is supposed to be.

Anonymous said...

Clearly intentional. I like it. It's creepy as heck, but it's no disaster. In fact, it reminds me of this vitamin water commercial (the guy at 0:29, on the piano thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U553dCnRo3A

Anonymous said...

I love this site and support just about every post, but failing to get a joke because it's in another language and not checking it first is a bit arrogant. Please, slow down with the posts...

Anonymous said...

you don't understand something

does not equal

disaster.

Please.

Anonymous said...

I think Red Bull is sending in people to protest denouncing this truly horrifying picture.

Anonymous said...

Did you guys deplete your source of real disasters? This is just asinine.

Anonymous said...

It is intentional
morons
http://www.redbullmozifanatikusok.hu/

zicon said...

Ok, I'll buy the "intentionally huge smile" explanation. Now, how does she fit those huge TEETH in her head?

Anonymous said...

it is intentional, yes, so not really a photoshop disaster. still, it is not easy to face that smile day by day and that is what i do living in budapest. :) on the other hand, the juliarobertsesque face certainly is a memorable one, so it gets to the audience for sure.

Anonymous said...

they're saying its a disaster because the photo shop isn't well done-- and intentional as it may be-- its still very scary to look at. I think most of us are not Hungarian so a few things get lost in translation. I get the joke but it still doesn't change the fact that she's creepy to look at, yea?

Anonymous said...

and all you dildos keep talking about it, seems to me like it worked just fine.

Anonymous said...

"I get the joke but it still doesn't change the fact that she's creepy to look at".

Seriously; are you stupid? The whole point is that she's supposed to be creepy to look at. If she wasn't creepy, the ad wouldn't work.

Anonymous said...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/gallery/2008/apr/25/filmposters?picture=333756055

Harry's Wand Hand said...

Why is her mouth so HUGE?

Gary said...

She deserves this after appearing in movies like The Wedding Crashers.

GMH said...

This is the most disturbing thing I have seen all day. Thanks a lot.

Kelly said...

what...I'm so....I don't know what's going on....

Donna's Kebab said...

great blog !

Jacqueline Reimer said...

good work ♥

Réka said...

Another Hungarian signing in... in addition to earlier explanations, the ad is part of a series of 'touched photos, there is the guy who watches action movies etc. So all in all it's a pretty funny concept, but I guess you have to know the story to get the idea.

Paul said...

This one is obviously intentional. If you click the other link on that page it shows a guy with a pointy ear and a fang. By your logic, he was a mistake as well.

Anonymous said...

It's not a disaster if it was intentional.

You've.. really run out of things to post, haven't you.

Jeff said...

She wanted to watch 600 romcoms in one day, and the projectionist said "sloooooowwwww dooooowwwnnn", and she said $%^& you and kicked him in the face with her energy legs!

Chromatically Challenged said...

Reading's not a strong point with the majority of the people here, is it? You now have at least 4 people who have explained this and you still go on posting your witless, self-indulgent, comment-viagra.

This-is-not-a-disaster-in-the-sense-of-the-description-right-at-the-beginning-of-the-blog!

Meh!*


*Actually, I can't believe I even typed that sarcastically.

Phaedra said...

Actually, i send this photo in. I did not know that this is a joke, i only knew that this is absolutely disgusting! There were a lots of photos everywhere, and every time i saw it, i had to look to the other way it's so ugly. That's it.

Anonymous said...

Good mouth for cock.

Kian Ryan said...

No, I wouldn't want her mouth anywhere *near* my cock. I'd be screaming and having nightmares for a month.

Joker called, wants to know he can get a smile quite like that.

TorontoVet said...
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TorontoVet said...

Any bigger and she'd lose a lung.

Ryan said...

Clearly intentional. Really now, have some common sense before posting things that are supposed to be exaggerated.

Next we'll see some portraits by some Picasso guy that don't look like people at all. What was he thinking!?

Frida the Chihuahua said...

I'm soooo jealous! how did you get your blog on the Blogger homepage?!?! (I guess it is neat-o. I couldn't help but smile when I saw this particular disaster.)

My name's Frida the Chihuahua.

Check out my blog too. You'd be surprised what a five-month-old chihuahua writes!

Frida the Chihuahua

Anonymous said...

you are all lifeless!!! i cant stand you all!! i can stand the picture i can laugh but you all of you just make me sick!!! with your nonsense ironies that makes you go crazy!!! shut you should all get a job!! or maybe a girlfriend or boyfriend to spend your life in a more usefull way!! or maybe who knows maybe get a couple of friends!!

Mad Izatie said...

this made my skin crawl.

ice said...

i liked her in pretty woman though.....

Obieta said...

I don't see a big deal, this is the main idea of the campaign " You'll end with a big smile".

There was an ad with the same idea on TV, I can't recall the name (Pizza Hut maybe), but their mouth, nose and eyes grew up in that way because of the product.

Joe Miller said...

So she's related to Loni Anderson and Carly Simon...big deal.

ShutterSpy said...

Without knowing Hungarian, I can still work out that 'happy endet' in the text indicates that this is deliberate and not a disaster.

PinkPanthress said...

Oh God! And I was about to go to sleep! o_O;

Marcus said...

Yikes! That is genuinely frightening.

Anonymous said...

She is definetly on STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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DigitalPanther said...

Maybe in that country Red Bull is testing a new formula with Smilex in it?

Anonymous said...

At first I thought it was an un-retouched photo of Kyra Sedgwick, that rather scary looking woman who is on TNT's "The Closer."

Anonymous said...

"Seriously; are you stupid? The whole point is that she's supposed to be creepy to look at. If she wasn't creepy, the ad wouldn't work."

Seriously: shoot me for not being familiar with Hungarian pop culture. If its supposed to be creepy then the guy got his point across. If it was meant to appeal to Americans then they would have fine print describing what it was supposed to be, right? In the end I think that most non-Hungarian Americans find the ad ridiculous. and creepy.

and I definitely think that you're a one track minded idiot. I hope not all Hungarians are like you.

José said...

Hi,

Is she Joker's wife ? :-)

Brianna McCarthy said...

It's surely intentional...I hope.

Distrubing though.

Anonymous said...

well, I'm hungarian... it was the "movie-fans night" or what and the text in english is...
"On April 18th, from 6 pm to 6 in the morning in the palace movies: Westend, Mammut, Lurdy Ház (popular cinemas)
You can see numerous happy ends for 1990 Forints. And melancholy ends, and bloody ends, shooting ends, killing ends (you know, "pay off old scores"), serious ends, boring ends, funny ends... Is there a hungarian word "end" at all?"
I hope it's understandable... :)

Briana said...

omg hahahaaa

Rob said...

She looks like The Joker! Frig that is creepy.

Anonymous said...

maman j'ai peur !!^^' pire que les films d'horreur alala

trixi said...

hi, i'm from hungary.
it's not a ps disaster actually, because this mouth size is for reason.
this website is about the "movie fanatic's night", which was separated into 3 categories (thriller, fantasy, happy end), this site is about "happy end" movies. the text says the following:
"you can see plenty of happy ends for 1990 forints. and sad end, and bloody end, shoot-out end, showdown end, serious end, boring end, happy end..
is there such a hungarian word "end"?"
so they just wanted to caricature the idillic films with happy end.
thanks for reading :)

trixi.

Anonymous said...

i love red bull=]
red bull does Not do dat

Anonymous said...

1 word:LAME

Anonymous said...

*Harley Quinn, The Joker's girlfriend wanting to be closer to her lover, so she did something drastic*

Anonymous said...

Papobacsi

Hi...I'm hungarian.
And it's sarcastic.

The whole concept is based on this realy big, and unnatural smile.

Bye!

Jay said...

This is exactly why I'm not a fan of Julia Roberts and perhaps the only person on earth who does not find her a pretty woman: her smile is just too .... broad. Just like this one.

Anonymous said...

hello guys,
i am hungarian too and my explanaion is that this is a julia roberts homage for the night of the movie fanatics. To sum it up this picture was done purposely this way.

Anonymous said...

My husband swears his eye itched but he rubbed his too.

Jason said...

Jennifer Garner's gone blonde?

Krisztina Tordai said...

I worked in this cinema and i ahd to see this picture 4-5 days a week! *argh*

Tony said...

Good Job! :)

Iréne said...

What has been seen cannot be unseen O.O

Johnny on the Spot said...

Regarding the picture of the woman with the huge rictus, er, smile...

As someone who has some Hungarian ancestry, let me just say that this beer ad does NOT show what is considered attractive to Hungarians, traditionally.

What it DOES show, is how American "beauty" standards have become endemic around the world!

For some time now, the Americans have considered TLVS (Teeth Like Vinyl Siding) to be a symbol of beauty. Women, especially, have to have a mouth that stretches ear-to-ear, with thick collagen-injected lips and gigantic bathroom-porcelain-white teeth that are visible at all times.

Don't believe me? Look at all the clones that try out for "reality" shows like America's Next Top Model. Regardless of race/eye colour/hair colour/even gender, one wonders, they are all: tall, wide-shouldered, narrow-hipped and have ultra-long spindly limbs; with narrow heads, and enormous mouths.

The worst images are the ads for teeth whiteners--I swear, the sharks in the Jaws movies had fewer, smaller teeth!

It's gotten to the point that, as soon as I see someone with TLVS (Teeth Like Vinyl Siding) on screen, I know they're about to flog something dodgy!

[я]σχα. said...

Holy idiots, it's a promo of a 'happyend' cinema week,when you can see a lot of movie (happyend, comedy)... The promo makers made a big mouth because they want to show that you will have a bigger face if you go to the cinema, and smile a lot. I'm a hungarian, and I understand the text of the picture.

K1 said...

'Why so serious?'

Pigumon said...

wow if you look at it long enough, it almost looks ok... it's like when you stare at a word and it starts to look misspelled!

or

You should've seen her BEFORE they shrunk her mouth!

i am not your freud said...

now THAT is the real joker