Monday, May 5, 2008

Fanta: You Really Don't Wanta


You have to wonder if, at some point, the artist working on this actually realized what was happening and yet carried on regardless.

Foreshortening can be a tricky thing to get right. One minute your image is bursting out of the frame, the next you seem to have assembled a cast of deformed mutants. The strange thing is that the picture above is in order, from right to left: OK; a bit dodgy; a lot dodgy; freakish.

Here's a close-up of the last one. The shadow doesn't really help either.

Thanks to Will!

75 comments:

Derek Jensen said...

She also appears to have the worlds shortest neck.

~Angela~ said...

Orange girl is NOT okay. It looks like her elbow is coming out of her shoulder!

Anonymous said...

do NOT diss on purple!

Anonymous said...

Where is the purple one looking at?

Rhody said...

The fact that they look like they're made out of cardboard doesn't help things.

escaperoute2 said...

Take a look at that arm

Anonymous said...

That arm is even worse than the rhyming attempt.

bb said...

Why have the cameltoes been removed? Those might have been the only redeeming aspects of this image.

Stacia said...

Someone also added white to their fingernails and some of those seams aren't original to the clothes. The whole thing is freaky.

Anonymous said...

Purple seems to succinctly summarise everything this blog is about. Also, I'm pretty sure she used to be a dude.

Cronqvist said...

i second ~angela~. Look at the hand holding the bottle!

Kate said...

ALL of their arms are freaky!! Not ONE of them is normal..

cybele said...

Could someone also create wigdisasters.blogspot.com and cross post this.

Leo P. said...

How come you add a watermark to these pictures? Are you trying to make it yours? It's one thing if you've modified the picture or something, but all you've done here is copy the picture!

(slightly) less cynical said...

I'm pretty sure it's watermarked now because of the idiot at http://photoshopd.blogspot.com/

Murderface said...

There were only a few flipper babies!

pilgrimchick said...

I think your observation about the whole "order" of the "deformities" is dead on....and yes, frightening. Not to mention the commercials for Fanta were a pain in the ass to watch and listen to anyway.

Stumpy said...

New Cherry Thalidomide Fanta

PinkPanthress said...

I a more shocked how much the second from the right, let's call her lila, looks a lot like a non-crack-addict-yet-the-same-ugly-face version of Amy Winehouse...
*eyes bleed*

CaesarSalad said...

Damn... what people have against taking actual pictures these days?

Anonymous said...

This is why thalidomide is outlawed in soft drinks.

Next time, make sure the width of the photo matches the planned width of the poster, so you don't have to perform elective bone surgery on the the models to make them fit.

Slater said...

Not pictured: Fanta Green, the one made of people.

ArtsAngel said...

Does anyone else think that Purple's face looks like it's made up of several photos? Her mouth is off to the side and her eyes look vacant :|

Anonymous said...

These are the kind of f*ck ups we like to see here, better than the reflections and "stuff that just looks weird". Keep it up!

sofar said...

Damn, I'm not the first commenter to mention thalidomide.

Jochem said...

That red 'girl' is de one who really freaks me out... look at her right arm. YECH!

Anonymous said...

I strongly believe that this blog does a great service to the community...

Dario Volaric said...

I think the client wanted all the bottles to look exactly the same size (they think the customers don't know about perspective?). And perhaps the girl on the left was smaller than the other girls so the bottle looked bigger in her hand, when they scaled her up to match the size of the other girls. So they scaled down the bottle with her arm included.

Timothy Barrington-Smythe said...

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Her arm looks like it belongs to the butler played by Chris Eliott from the Scary Movie franchise.

Anonymous said...

exactly how is her arm a photoshop disaster? it is an unfortunate camera angle that fanta wanted to use. I think you confuse bad art direction with bad photoshop. fact is, the product in their hand was replaced, but those are all single shots of the girls. they aren't arms from other shots put on or different heads added. it was bad photography the client wanted to use combined with the stupid "plastic look" of the girls they wanted. I was at the photo shoot, so I know.

roto13 said...

At least the first troll comment this time is an obvious lie.

Anonymous said...

please explain which part was troll like or a lie?

prmtw said...

This might be one of my new favorites.

Todd said...

fanta.com is full of more funny ones. Not this bad, but still sloppy.

Phil112 said...

Look at the way they advertise:
http://www.fanta.com/askmom.jsp
It's shocking.

Anonymous said...

I sadly have to agree that odds are the arm is more bad camera angle then bad photoshop.

But surprised no one noticed that all the oranges on the bottom of the ad are the same exact orange. Just resized and flipped around.

Mel said...

"orange girl : ok"... ? look at her right hand, it's huuuuge :D !

Kelly said...

oh, man. And I used to like Fanta, too.

Anonymous said...

Has nobody noticed that purple girls head looks a barbie dolls head... waaaayyy to plastic

Marc said...

The clipping isn't the best either...but you think someone would notice and stop the arm from happening...

Anonymous said...

Orange reminds me of Nemo, with that deformed right arm...

Anonymous said...

orange girl/man has two-toned fingers onher left hand. the color correction of the shorts is on top of her fingers. don't get me started on the fruit. what'd they have … just one orange to work with?

Anonymous said...

purple girl's left arm is mutant

YYC26 said...

A bad camera angle *contributed* to this abortion of nature, but I don't see how anyone can try and deny that this is a photoshop disaster. The person who made this has no concept of perception. Those bottles were badly replaced into this image, and were all made to be the same size when they shouldn't appear the same size. This, in combination with the weird way they were cut and pasted on to the background makes them look like pieces of cardboard.

YYC26 said...

Not to mention their "french manicures" are terrible beyond belief.

Anonymous said...

there's no way the foreshortening is only bad camera angles. the photography may have started the project off on the wrong foot but i will never be convinced that there wasn't manipulation to further exaggerate the perspective that resulted in this true disaster. i can forgive the stylistic "flat cardboardy look" choices, but those creepy and impossible arms are unforgivable.

Ender said...

Poor girls. Look what Fanta does to you...

Anonymous said...

What?!? There are people here who think that poor girl's elbow really does start in her armpit? Her bicep is completely gone! There's no camera angle that can make that happen.

Anonymous said...

I'm the bad photoshop bandwagon. Jump on me!

Seriously, this images does not belong here. Bad photo direction. That's it. I can't stand how readily some of you leap to accusations.

sylvia said...

What?!? There are people here who think that poor girl's elbow really does start in her armpit? Her bicep is completely gone! There's no camera angle that can make that happen.

May 6, 2008 3:54 PM


You have restored my faith in anonymous - thank you.

Tom Dougherty said...

That is the single worst photoshop disaster I've ever laid eyes on. Ha ha ha!

Nice find!

Heather said...

Cool Site!



Santiago said...

No I do NOT wanta fanta the fantanas!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Also, Orange's belly button seems to be placed way too high.

Millie said...

Haha, this has to be the best PsD yet.

Shigure-kun said...

look at the girl in orange. wtf is up with her face?!

Shigure-kun said...

wtf is up with the purple girls face also? its like, freaky. urgh, gross. xox

Anonymous said...

OMG unbelieveable what photoshop can do - in reality it's the same girl four times.

Anonymous said...

Also, Orange's belly button seems to be placed way too high.

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she could have a long waist, like me o-o

Anonymous said...

they tried to make me go to rehab....

Mike said...

nice arm

Anonymous said...

Orange is definitely not okay...she is missing half of her pinky. Art direction has nothing to do with that, it is bad ps.

Unless the poor girl actually only has half a pinky finger.

Anonymous said...

"Purple seems to succinctly summarise everything this blog is about. Also, I'm pretty sure she used to be a dude."

Hey, are you dissing with my brother?

Brianna McCarthy said...

Oh my goodness! red girl is freaking scary!

Anonymous said...

You shouldn't make fun of Thiladomide models!

Anonymous said...

ok yeh wtf is wit purple right arm

Anonymous said...

Anyone think it's wrong that sperm-like stems from the cherries are threatening the baby-making areas of two of the women?

Jersey Chris said...

Yellow girl looks like she dislocated her neck, too. Ouch?

Did You Know? said...

what color is the best? i love the purple one.

f said...

What this looks like is someones head put on another body. This may have been done to switch out a previous girl for payment reasons. If this was the case then that would explain the arm.

f said...

It's not even a womans arm, it's a mans arm.

ledx0x0head said...

haha. three of my closest friends and myself are going to be the Fantanas for Halloween, I'm going as the red one. I don't think i could handle it anymore. hahaha.

Pelayo said...

add a shadow to a cutted out figure makes it look like a shaped print floating near a wall. I had a boss who told me to do this to get "air", bad tip...it makes absolutly the opposite. Terrific image. Authentic Photoshop Disaster.

Pelayo said...

The arm waird look is a perceptual distortion caused by the shadow. That makes the hand look as near to the orange surface as the head.

The photo is not an awsome shot, of course, but I think that the original picture has no aberration feel.

Another disgrace ib this work: the orange background that is no longer deep when you put shadows over it.