
Customer: What flavor is it?
Man: It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor. Albatross!
Customer: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor.
Man: All right, it's bloody albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor. Albatross!
Customer: Do you get wafers with it?
Man: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross innit. Albatross!
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Sunday, May 11, 2008
New York Chicken Wings
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Holy shit. We've got so many terrible ads in New York. Two words: Doctor Zizmor.
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I have nothing to say.
well, they don't specify what kind of 'wings' they are.
these appear to be cassowary wings.
Whatever they are, they're bloody huge wings!
I mean, if that's a wing and she needs to hold it like that...
I know everything in bigger in America but good God!
I'm not sure if this should be "land of the giants" 'cause the wing's that frikkin' huge, or "land of the borrowers" 'cause that really is a chicken wing, she's just one foot tall.
I don't think anyone in NYC says "bloody" or "innit." Unless you're talking about the NYC of Europe, London. Either way, we have awful ads in NYC, it's true.
You think thats bad. Check out this arm.
http://digits.hrblock.com/newsletter/yourtaxes/taxrebatearriving.php
haha the link on the last post is excellent
Re: above link ^
Egads, she's broken her elbow!
Shame there isn't a larger version...
I don't see what the problem is... pterodactyl is a delicacy in the land of bad advertising.
Actually my elbow bends backwards like that too. Technically the term is "hyperextend"
Obviously those are the rumored illusive buffalo wings.
@Deb: Excellent David Chappell reference!
@HRBlock: Are you kidding me? You probably pay as much attention to the returns you are filing for people.
Excellent blog. Keep up the good work..
10 Wings of those and I would explode... even without a wafer-thin mint! XD
"Did anyone see the size of that chicken?!"
Can you all imagine the size of that red packaging boxes they keep in backyard ? :))
Anon 4:44
It's from Monty Python, you fool.
For those who don't know the Albatros sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_u7VGiMO0U
It is an advertising firm, and they 'Shoppeth one of three...
That's not a moon...it's a space station!
holy hell, looks like they're serving ostriches. does anyone know how ostriches taste?
yikes.
I think they just saved Tokyo from another attack, this time from a chicken.
Really a pretty example of bad advertising.
But I love Chicken always...
Message: Eating these wings is a crunchy yet obliquely sexual experience.
What's so bad? It's a good advertise, made to make people laugh, by making i bigger than it is.. Or is there some blooper I didn't spot? I think it is good..
Well, the size is clearly intentional. Silly looking, but intentional. Where this one is a disaster, for me, is the shoddy comp job. It looks like that wing should be poking her eye out.
Wouldn't the business selling these be fined if the ad was in the UK? I seem to remember a debacle involving large handed models and KFC a while back...
Unless, of course, these really are giant wings.
pretty sure this is the location or one of the locations of this attrocity...i pass it often and it induces LULZ
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=304+Quincy+St,+Brooklyn,+NY+11216&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=55.148262,90.175781&ie=UTF8&ll=40.692825,-73.950648&spn=0.006524,0.011008&z=16&layer=c&cbll=40.689574,-73.951399&panoid=Nc2Zq4fOCbLzDHnTHf6Hsw&cbp=1,620.7481296758103,,0,-1.628330124517807
i'm scared
that is one big-ass bird...they must have a bus-sized deep fryer.
That wing is extremely huge! Its like the wing of the extinct Dodo...
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Ostrich actually tastes the same as beef. Very healty, low in fat.
You'd think Ostrich would taste like chicken. Everything else does.
oh my god. I can see the tagline now "you only need one!"
ack! The link is too long, to post here, but to see the original (pre dinosaur wing) search for this image number - 32313763 - here:
http://www.photos.com
you can all just stop...there in celebration of scott baradells 43rd birthday...there I've said it,JeFf LAhOrNE
Albatrosses aren't really that big. (See this Wikipedia picture.)
Ostrich, perhaps...
Graham:
The text is from a Monty Python sketch.
this image made me throw up against the back of my teeth a little bit.
is that what they were going for?
This picture honestly frightens me. I'm not sure why, but I get really and truly scared looking at it.
I think those are B-52 wings.
Actually no phothoshop was used here, they just crumbed one hand of that model...
At first glance, I thought it was her own fried arm she was trying to eat!
This has had me balled up in laughter so many times. I can't thank you enough for posting this.
Bert I. Gordon must have directed that photoshopping.
Thank you for all
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this chicken is so affordable. dollars or bucks?
I was browsing a stock photo site and I happened to come across the original image used in this...
Click here
She's supposed to be eating a watermelon :P
Lordy, that crimson polyp-fest rubbing up against her cheek... it's like a porn version of the Elephant Man.
she looks like she is half chicken and about to bite her wing off
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