The hilarious thing here would be if Eddie Van Halen really looked like this. He'd be walking on the beach and people would be taking pictures of him to send to this blog. Guitar World: we expect and deserve a sincere apology.
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Sunday, June 22, 2008
Guitar World: If You Close Your Eyes It's Believable
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Oh my god!!
oh my god
oh god XD
Planet of the Apes anyone?
lol!
it's him. google him. he just looks like that. no Fake!
Eddie Van Halen performs with his shirt of; Sept. 27, 2007. He is pretty damn fit for his age.
http://blog.cleveland.com/photos/b0471cec07cc30500cffba0328a3e51e.jpg
The cover looks photoshopped as hell though.
But he could go on the beach without being ashame
Hahahaha!!
Oh wow... How?
FRANKENSTEIN!!!
How many body parts (inc. hair) does it take to build an 'Eddie Van Halen' these days?
Congrats on making a mention on BBCs 'Click'.
Thanks for making me the 'that odd bloke in the flat below who laughs out loud just before midnight' guy :)
Ah whatever, its well worth the coming few days odd looks... then again not nearly as many as Van Helsing.... Halen would receive.....
I don't know whether there was photoshopping done here, but I can tell you, the guy is unbelievably fit (for someone his age or not). I saw him in concert a couple of years ago, and he had his shirt off the entire time. There was not an ounce of fat on him. It was crazy.
btw it would take a few 100 to build the guy in my icon, Will Burroughs has been dead for nearly 10 years, it ain't me.
Burroughs... oddly relevant to this blog being 1 of the co founders of 'Cut ups'....
How weird.
I think his guitars usually have "Kramer" on the headstock, but I could be wrong.
Guess I'm not a fan....
So here's a pic...
and guess what?
he looks a little different.
no?
http://eppsnet.com/images/capt.ny10703090648.people_van_halen_ny107.jpg
or
http://www.serialcereal.com/fark/EddieVanHalenBlingBling.jpg
or
http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/eddie_van_halen1.jpg
suck it up, gummy
Sorry those URL's got cropped, somehow :))
1st etc
http://eppsnet.com/index.php?s=halen
http://www.serialcereal.com/fark/EddieVanHalenBlingBling.jpg
http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/exhibitionist/eddie_van_halen1.jpg
They are the same pic (about a year old or less) and 1 HAS been touched up!!
HELPFUL HINT
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People posting links here need to learn how to use html to make them work like this.
At the moment no-one else can click your text URLs, and most of them are wider than the comments column, so we can't even copy and paste them into our address bars.
My apologise to PC / Firefox users who can't do whatever i can, drag n drop the partial URL's which honestly do open...
So i'll make the effort n get a href= ing :)
1st
Van Halen image + story"
2nd
Full Image un-touched
3rd
Gran Van touched up
i dont think he looks that good in real life.
photoshopped. :)
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In Firefox, cutting and pasting the URLS works just fine, even when they're cut off.
I'm mainly looking at his neck and thinking "man, that'd look strange in real life if he really had a neck like that" ;). It looks kinda long, and in a somewhat strange shape.(Obviously because of the photoshop, but still, thinking of it as if it wasn't. Outside of the body itself, that tells me alot about it being photoshopped.)
Partial URL's do not open by some kind of voodoo magic.
That's not how the internet or firefox works.
You are either pasting the entire link in, or the page is cached already since you have previously visited it and is auto-completing or something.
Even Young Buckethead knows this sucks!
WOW. That is amazing....his head is a completely different color. Obviously they neglected it in the editing process.
I really enjoy this blog.
Yeah ahah his heads a different color!
Despite the likely photoshopping, the disappointing thing is that Ed has been sporting a short haircut since about May of '07, so either this is a really old cover, or an old photo on a recent cover. I'm also really surprised that none of the people posting links have suggested checking out images from van-halen.com, the band's official web site.
Ed isn't "fit". He just doesn't have any body fat. Being a chainsmoking alcoholic with a meth habit will do that to you.
Looks to me like they 'shopped face, hair, chest, and hand/guitar together from different photos... hell, different decades.
This is what Ed looks like now:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_jgyugzLdbng/RfGvM7jILlI/AAAAAAAAAPE/UI9TzQuN_q0/s400/Eddie+VH.jpg
I saw him in concert... THATS HIM!
Pretty sure its him
http://flickr.com/photos/14267811@N08/2437318901/
photo dated april 22 2008
Honestly, this one isn't a Photoshop disaster beyond the usual combination of cover-of-magazine stuff and too much face makeup.
He actually does look like this now.
To the person that said Eddie's now sporting a short haircut -- yes, this is an old cover.
Look here for the cover from February of this year.
This is a picture from March and while Eddie looks pretty good -- new teeth, haircut, tanned -- his figure in that pic doesn't look quite the same as it does on the Guitar World magazine cover. Besides, it's clear that his magazine used an old photo of his face and shopped it onto a body. Could be his real body, actually, but the head definitely doesn't match.
Just when you thought it was safe to get out of the barrel.
What am I missing here?
Might very well be his body, but it's shopped as hell. Look at the shadow under his head, lol.
this is hilarious
Dude is seriously fit!
so you guys ran out of material again?
Long links that appear to be cropped in Blogger's comment sections are really all there! Just continue dragging into the white until the mouse pointer returns, right click and copy.
It's like Mickey Dolenz and Gene Simmons defeated the restraints of their reproductive systems and had a lovechild.
hahahahahahaha c'mon
Yeah that's him. That photo shop dosen't do him any good. That Guitar World came in my mail and I said "WTF!" The pictures inside and the CD-ROM that came with it he looks much better in.
ctrl+c, ctrl+p
Man its been a long day! See ya!
lol, horrible
Why is the shadow under his nose so deep it's almost black, yet that on his neck/shoulder is not as dark? Also, the shadow on his neck/shoulder seems to indicate a light source above him, but the shadows on his body don't bear that out.
@Pesto Bong:
Just get Linkification Firefox Add-on, and all links become clickable automatically:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/190
wow
http://www.beverlyhillspeople.com/pages/Eddie_Van_Halen.html]
Apparently it is his body... and that's alright, but what is scary, are his toes... scroll down this link!
He does, however, still look better than David Lee Roth.
.. I thought it was about the '5 songs' and then.. there's only four.
Top left corner. Wtf?
Guys, look at his sides! Has he been taken to with an angle grinder, or what? If that's what he looks like in reality, instead of music he should be famous for warping light around his midsection.
funny thing, he actually looks fitter in that picture with the short hair!
Maybe they just botoxed his torso?
Was this another Geico ad? hahaha
Geez...that's just hard to look at!
i reckon thats him. but they phoned in some long hair because its more 'rock!'
D'oh!
Chicchickory stole my Geico funny...
I love how the crepey old-guy skin stops exactly at his necklace.
Maybe he should turn the necklace around?
Oh my god!!
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Eddie Van Halen Performs Live
sorry if i didnt url correctly.
these pictures show him with long hair and topless.
so the cover is all him
the lightly is just screwed up
Lighty = "Lighting"
sorry for the typo, i am a bit dyslexic a times
Honestly, I don't see it as that bad. It could be his body, when comparing it to recent photos. Hell, he even has the tattoo in the right place (on his arm, the guitar covers most of it though).
That's actually what he looks like. It's not a photoshop disaster.
Eddie Van Halen is one of the best guitarist, ever. God Bless him. He still rocks.
Eddie Mong Halen!
um, thats him.
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