Friday, June 20, 2008

Weekend: If You Undo Your Belly Button Your Ass Falls Off


Summer Rayne Oakes (warning: stripper name) is that most mundane of species, a stunningly beautiful environmental scientist who helps injured kittens against the the decepticons, or something equally unlikely. Her blog is here.

Because of global warming she frequently has to take off her clothes, as shown here in Austria's Weekend magazine. Her belly button is currently in Sweden accepting the Nobel prize for narcissism.

Thanks to Anna K!

46 comments:

Pedro Monscooch said...

Why would somebody make a belly button disappear? Is it a turn-off for some people?

Ooh, was her belly button a freaky outie? Why am I asking questions? Who's that guy? Are those my feet?

Anonymous said...

Wow.

In addition to the apparent amputation, look under her right breast. Scary patch of dead flesh...

Thanks stamp tool.

Alejo said...

Didn't American TV used to have a prohibition against diplaying navels? (I'm thinking "I Dream of Jeannie" here, where she could display cleavage but not a belly button.) Perhaps Austria has a similar policy? (Seems unlikely, but you never know....)
As for the "dead flesh," that looks like a surgical scar to me. I don't find it "scary," but I do wonder why they'd remove the belly button and leave the scar....

Warren said...

Worse yet, she appears to have a migratory mole.

Heather said...

Why the hell do people Photoshop out belly buttons?! The more confusing thing is they left what looks to be a scar (or some other skin abrasion) untocuhed on her right side. (Or is that a spot where the magazine page crumpled a little?)

If that is a scar they left untouched, her belly button must have been especially nasty! But then again they could have Photoshopped a non-nasty belly button in there...

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Anonymous said...

It looks like a scanned image, maybe the spot under her breast is a smudge on the paper or something.

Sam said...

The US definitely had a prohibition against navels, as there's an old episode of Star Trek where a woman had a bikini thing with a little square that poked up to hide her belly button.

Also, it is possible to get surgery to remove your belly button. Some people really don't have them.

And mine disappears on command. :)

Anonymous said...

What causes me consternation, more than the missing belly button, is the fact that she's an environmentalist posing on a fur blanket....is that possible?

Victoria said...

Barbara Eden's Belly button was covered by her costume, a bit more of her bosom was covered too. I do love that show. This just looks like "instant stripper, just add water".

Anonymous said...

Summer Rayne Oakes (warning: stripper name) is that most mundane of species, a stunningly beautiful environmental scientist who helps injured kittens against the the decepticons, or something equally unlikely. Her blog is here.

Because of global warming she frequently has to take off her clothes, as shown here in Austria's Weekend magazine. Her belly button is currently in Sweden accepting the Nobel prize for narcissism.


Just curious, but what's "against the the decepticons"?

I speak English, even bad English, but you must speak special dumb English...

Anonymous said...

It's a Transformers reference.

Shimo said...

Decepticons aka enemies of the Autobots in Trasnfromers. Please go back to lurking until you know at least the barest basics of modern pop culture...

Shimo said...

And I should probably improve my typing skills (Transformers that should have read, naturally)

Anonymous said...

He's referring to the two uses of "the"; I'm fairly certain he knows what a Decepticon is. Perhaps he too sees the irony in a website poking fun at another's mistakes and gaffes, only to be outdone by a tacky grammatical error. Huh.

jessica @pianomomsicle said...

This makes me think of a familiar youtube song:

"Summer Rayne:
You def-i-nitely have a stripper's name.

Summer Rayne:
Where did your navel go? Did you feel pain?"

Snowroller said...

Her left hand is odd too. Has she lost her thumb and index finger? Or are they hidden somewhere in there?

Sarah said...

Anonymous said...

He's referring to the two uses of "the"; I'm fairly certain he knows what a Decepticon is. Perhaps he too sees the irony in a website poking fun at another's mistakes and gaffes, only to be outdone by a tacky grammatical error. Huh.

You're right. Adding an extra 'the' is exactly the same as photoshopping out a belly button.

Anonymous said...

Here you can find a picture containing her belly button:
http://summerrayneoakes.blogspot.com/2007/07/summer-rayne-oakes-stockingirl-lingerie.html

third one down.

Now, look at the smaller picture, in this post. It looks like they edited out her belly button then put a black dot there for it.

It could be the migratory mole, and then thats just weird that they made it bigger and put it where her belly button should be... or maybe thats just the hole where you blow her up at.

pdfan said...

She lost her belly button during naval service.

It was a scarry experience.

Anonymous said...

She's molded plastic - she doesn't need a belly button. Bet she's as anatomically accurate as a Barbie...

Lara said...

omg, it really is a fur blanket!! disgraceful. otherwise, she looks good, i really don't understand this thing about the navel, it's what kept us alive in mother's woumb. is that offensive? i just don't understand why they removed it unless it was a mistake.

Anonymous said...

I wish the comment system here were like youtube so comments wouldn't show up if they'd gotten bad votes.

Thom Dinsdale said...

I always wonder whether these kind of mistakes aren't there to have some kind of sub-concious effect on her.

What are the implications of a woman with no naval, therefore no birth and no mother.

Maybe I'm reading into it too much, but perhaps this is there to imply her immortality as an image?

Anonymous said...

Also they somehow managed to photoshop out her bumcrack and the backs of her knees, and the whole of her back, back of her neck and head, and palms of her hands.

Anonymous said...

It's fake fur, of course. Though she might have gone for a fun colour to emphasize that, it's a different motif.

And super scientist saintess sexy babes do exist, much to some people with low self esteem's dismay.

Admin said...

This is the sister of Kyle XY.

Charlene said...

Anonymous wrote:

"And super scientist saintess sexy babes do exist, much to some people with low self esteem's dismay."

You're so precious. Are you enjoying Grade 9?

mfg said...

this is sad ...

Anonymous said...

The worst thing is, her legs stop right before the knees!

Sammy said...

sarah said: "You're right. Adding an extra 'the' is exactly the same as photoshopping out a belly button."

Yes! You're correct, it's all about attention to detail and missing obvious mistakes. Finally, someone else who sees through the crap!

Button Ginger said...

Just to sound even more pedantic it's NAVEL for the tummy button and NAVAL if you're talking about the navy.

Alejo said...

Sammy said: "Yes! You're correct, it's all about attention to detail and missing obvious mistakes. Finally, someone else who sees through the crap!"

Indeed. Someone who runs a free blog for no money in their spare time and makes a keystroke mistake is exactly the same as someone who makes their living as a graphic artist and who makes egregious errors in anatomy. You have seen through the hypocrisy that is this blog and exposed the dirty underbelly. If not for you champions of truth we might go on enjoying this blog for humorous diversion it appears to be on the surface. I applaud you, sir!

rollo said...

". . .exposed the dirty underbelly."

Does it have a navel?

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Death On Two Legs said...

why must people take everything so seriously?

A missing bellybutton IS more awkward, funny and unnatural than a repeated 'the.' Neither does the blogger do professional editing where its ESSENTIAL to be observant, he just maintains a random, witty, slightly rude but not really offensive blog.
Agreed, the typo takes away from the humour. But if we think about at how many times we've done something stupid and wished people hadn't noticed, we wouldn't jump to brand a little typing error as hypocrisy.

fspina said...

Eraser the navel???

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

Who knew a missing navel could cause so many problems? Lots of drama here!

Love your blog!

Anonymous said...

Didn't you hear, thats how they make people now. Test tube babies don't have belly buttons.

Anonymous said...

"I do wonder why they'd remove the belly button and leave the scar...."
Alejo, June 20, 2008 3:43 PM
I was wondering exactly the same question about that long scar on her right side.

Jen said...

My dad used to say that to me all the time!

faux mccoy said...

i may be new at this, but on the smaller picture, the space between her thighs appears enhanced. the rest of the background is gold and sparkly, yet the fact that her thighs come nowhere near to touching reveals a dark brownish matte finish.

inquiring minds, etc., etc.

wh said...

just to make sure, alejo: here in austria, belly buttons ARE NOT prohibited.
;)

ryokothefreak said...

She's a test tube baby. She never had a belly button to begin with! :O

Soirsce said...

Not to mention she's laying on a bed of animal fur. some environmental scientist...

Hunter said...

Oh my god, I was at university with this girl--we had a class together. This is hilarious! Unfortunately, I cannot vouch for her having a navel in real life.