Wanted: Model for lingerie catalog
Giant head OK, must have at least one nipple.
Thanks to Dagmara. Original is here!
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Friday, July 18, 2008
Intymnie: Sorry I Have A Huge Headache
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there is no original at the link...
It looks almost like someone tried to put a blonde Angeline Jolie on there.
But I don't think that excuses the nipple.
I laughed hard at the caption for this one. Bravo.
There's never a good excuse for having only one nipple.
The description already reads "sweet lil' lingerie" but it seems they wanted to further emphasize it.
I really think it's the lack of a nipple that is most disturbing!
The HEAD! The HEAD!
I'm not normally one to dismiss the accusation of ludicrous resizing but I have a feeling that the solution to this particular mystery might be a very unwisely-chosen wig. Consider face size, rather than head size, in relation to the body.
It's still a hilarious photo and the director should have known better.
For the nipple... I have no good answers.
But look at the size of her eyes!
Her head/wig/crash test dummy helmet is about the size of the crystal skull from the Indiana Jones movie.
The big heads are all over the site, here and here, for example.
Eyes = badly applied kohl
I think there are lot of wigs here, in fact I think the second bobblehead may be the same model.
Don't get me wrong, it's a terrible piece of artwork. I am just not sure these people could pull off a commission to enlarge a model's head by 20%.
hahaha
@Anonymous 2:07
"The big heads are all over the site, here and here, for example."
Big heads and lots of baddly choosen wig's. That's creepy.
Somebody really likes cranially enhanced babes. I can maybe see that fetish, but the uninipple? Don't get it at all.
She looks like one of those creepy Bratz dolls. Except with a nipple.
I think she does actually have two nipples, you can see a darker ring just at the edge of her boob that's not in the direction of the camera which makes her right booob look nipple-less.
So she has a wonky headlamp? That *should* have been fixed in photoshop.
Also, I think that's a head replacement *and* a hair replacement The designer apparently hoped that sticking a wig on the head would cover the neck seams (or neck bolts, I guess - I wonder if they're wonky too).
Let's all analyze this picture to death for our grad school dissertations, come up with the conclusion that nothing is wrong with it, and then annoyingly argue that point for hours. We'll get that Ph.D someday!
Apart from the missing nipple, the massive head, the huge eyes that are bigger than the nipple, the proportions are obviously horribly out all over the show, every part of the body looks odd. There is no denying this is a disaster.
But as someone pointed out the huge heads (and huge eyes) are all over the show on the site. (Which proves for 100% certain this isn't a wig, even though it should be obvious.) It's as if they are purposely trying to make some kind of artistic point or think that enlarging heads makes their lingerie look sexier and sell more. Or something.
but the nipple IS there!!!
The model's right breast is shown in profile, the nipple looking off to te side, a lazy eye on the model's chest. Is this natural?
GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!
It's called a Crap Boob Job.
Nipple is placed where Doctor's whimsy dictates Nipple wishes to be placed.
It looks like she doesn't even have a belly button either.
That's some good photoshop work there, Lou.
Disturbingly enough, judging from the rest of the site, the big head/plastic body thing appears to be a look they are going for.
It hurts my head to look at it.
By the looks of these two, they also have a thing for crazy twig arms.
Liisi: Anorectic, they won't sell anything to me using those pictures I can guarantee
At some people allready mentioned:
Look close and you will see the second nipple -..-
Ha ha ha HAAA ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha hahahaha!
Haaaaa hahahaha.
It's a bad wig, bad makeup AND bad head transplant! An above-the-neck trifecta.
Mononipple went to her head.
i'm afraid to look. wah!
Still hot though...
i totally sure that girl is a franch singer : jenifer, but normally she s not blond!
i love her body. so sexy
Maybe they enhance the size of the head to make the body look smaller and more petite. Either way, she does have a nice body. Pity about her ugly face!
whoa!! that's one heck of a head. it's not fit to the body.
I'm confused at what actually happened here. At first I thought that some lacky got the job to REMOVE the nipples for publication in some publication with high standards... and like a dunce he accidentally left one. But that's impossible. Nobody would not notice that nipple.
Now my new theory is this: somebody DID remove the nipples, both of them, for publication somewhere. But then they got to run an ad in the back of Penthouse so some lacky got the job to put the nipples back on. Not having the original photo he went to his gigantic clip art collection of nipples, and inserted one. But just one.
i laughed so hard i peed a little.
If you look at a few other pics on this site you will notice many photo disasters.
In this one I think some over used a star brush to create some sparkle.
http://www.intymnie.com/obsessive,my_bijou_str-prod_id-1840.htm
OMFG.
the missing nipple.
OMG, the whole site is apparently modeled my mutants! I clicked on the first item on the main site, 'push up', the the first item called apparently 'Crazy'. Whoa, right armpit and shoulder area! Crazy indeed! The next one isn't too bad, just some touch up on her left waist area...
Fun site to just ogle, and not for the usual reasons!!
Count the hands!
http://www.intymnie.com/milena,iva_str-prod_id-2537.htm#
I bet you find something ....odd...
Because reflections are hard!
Isn't that just a pic of Pia Zadora?
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