Wtf kind of planning process is this?
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Thursday, July 31, 2008
iStockphoto: Darling I've Had The Most Wonderful Idea!
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Ha Ha Ha. Sometimes, Photoshoppers are....Often, however, they aren't, spawning this website.
Um, the kind for planning anal sex of course :)
Some people are very organized about everything, right down to their sex life.
"That's the stupidest idea you've come up with yet Smethers, and as far as I'm concerned, you can stick it up your..."
I want to know what comes next in this flow chart.
...analyze...
I like the fact they've included a roll of toilet paper. Good for cleaning up after (which is no doubt itemized later in the flow chart).
just cause they cropped analyze and it shows anal doesnt mean its a disaster, i prefer no post than lame post like this, anal is not even funny
I don't think this is a photoshop disaster.
However, it has made me honestly lol.
I really did laugh out loud a lot!
Yes yes immature blahblah... screw it, it's funny! Imagine using it in a presentation for a serious meeting only to notice the 'little issue' when it's too late.
the cropping of the image was most likely done in photoshop - ergo, it's a photoshop disaster.
And if you follow the line after Anal comes Facial. And then comes Gang Bang. And then... well, everybody comes.
It's definitely a disaster. At minimum a photography disaster, and since pretty much every photo goes through photoshop these days, it's a photoshop disaster.
I can only hope that the people that think something like this isn't a disaster don't work in the industry.
good idea!
Where are all the anonymous trolls announcing that they are doing 'that' right now?
I didn't even "get it" until I read the comments. Honestly... does everyone have their mind in the gutter?
Photocrop disaster!
all arrows lead to anal.
At the crapper who thinks this isn't funny (even called it lame), it's obviously funny to some folks, thanks for telling us what to find humorous. So what if it's a cropping oversight instead of a manipulation/editing flaw, you pretentious bloat.
I've always been told you have to work up to anal, it's not something you can jump into suddenly... so of course, there's the idea, there's the planning process, and we don't get to see the rectangle that says "buy lube".
"Wtf kind of planning process is this?"
The best kind!
Haha Cropping Disaster!
Arrow goes to anal, that's part of the plan.
"So, I've got this idea..."
*bends over* "Put it in the proper receptacle with the rest of them..."
"I didn't even "get it" until I read the comments. Honestly... does everyone have their mind in the gutter?"
Oh, stop being so anal.
I'd like to see the entire plan because my planning process has never managed to get to the anal part. I'd like to know what I'm doing wrong.
It's the idea chart of an analrapist
(for those who like Arrested Development).
answer: probably a painful one.
Those of you that think this isn't funny have never experienced the joy that is anal sex, or you wouldn't be such tight-asses It is amazing. And hence, I find this rather funny myself!
Expect to see that stock photo during one of your regular porn-site visits.
Jon said...
I want to know what comes next in this flow chart.
A stiff rejection.
"just cause they cropped analyze and it shows anal doesnt mean its a disaster, i prefer no post than lame post like this, anal is not even funny"
I prefer you to go away and not come back, Mr. Analonomous. It's silly and amusing and yes, it is a disaster. Want to know why? Because someone shot the photo, someone else cropped the photo, and someone else looked at the photo and approved it, and either no one noticed or no one cared that "anal" was apparently part of a flow chart. Hence, disaster.
Poster maturity fail.
result came from photoshop so, imho, it's a disaster. beside the "anal" issue, it's only me thinking that roll of paper has really a strange shadow (if any)?
hum...
analytics ?
analyse ?
analog ?
analyses ?
but who cares ?
hey ! your blog is great !
not a photoshop disaster. not this guy fault, that all you think about is sex.
Looks like someone's jealous that they never give/receive anal.
as at Uni. one of my modules was listed as Num. Anal.
(Numerical Analysis)
Well, if it isn't a photoshop disaster, it definately is a review disaster. I submit photo's to stocksites myself and I can't believe the reviewer didn't catch this!!
"I didn't even "get it" until I read the comments. Honestly... does everyone have their mind in the gutter?"
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are climbing out of the drain...
Here at my friendly local corner store, they sell items labelled "Ass Pies". (It stands for "assorted" but I'm juvenile enough at 47 to find it funny every time I see the sticker.)
the anal one? ;P
Thats what we all want innit?
How is this is a disaster? I work for a large company, and all my photos say Anal on them. What's wrong with that? This site is lame, etc.
1. Planning process
2. Anal
3. ???
4. Profit!!!
"not a photoshop disaster. not this guy fault, that all you think about is sex."
No, I'm simply thinking about pooh...
Not a disaster, it happens all the time at my job. However it might be because my boss is "anal"ytical.
A company I used to work for had a regular mailshot that went out to customers. I was officially known as "Software Developer/Analyst."
Do I need to say any more???
(Oh and yes, they were probably right as I was a pain in the ass!)
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Robertv!
Well, if it isn't a photoshop disaster, it definately is a review disaster. I submit photo's to stocksites myself and I can't believe the reviewer didn't catch this!!
Maybe this reviewer is not very anal when it comes to aprove the photos!
Here at my friendly local corner store, they sell items labelled "Ass Pies"
Are they cream pies?
They're are just planning the end result after the customer make all the changes to their designs.
Just as juvenile as when I use to laugh at a tally board we had at work which had the cumulative amount of work we did that week and it was abbreviated to cum. I don't know about the other guys but I know I did my fair share!
i did not have to be so anal(ytical) to see what's wrong here..
whether it's a photoshop disaster or not, i don't mind.. i moan if i anal(yze) too much..
they say brains and computers are often considered anal(ogous).. however, that's not the case with my brain..sigh
i think it's time for me to try some anal(eptic) drugs..
I think this is really less of a photoshop-disaster-present, and more of a photoshop-disaster-future. The real disaster happens in six months when this stock photo is used without further cropping on, say, a billboard for an HMO.
i think they have re cropped this
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup/business/business-concepts/5529660-business-graphs-and-charts.php?id=5529660
tell a lie here it is
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=5760908
Man, how do people miss these things..
Some people really need to lighten up if they can't find this funny. I'm a 40-year-old married mother of two, and my husband ran in here when he heard me laughing as hard as I was to make sure I was okay. I feel sorry for those of you who didn't get a kick out of this!
This is neither funny nore a Photoshop Disaster.
It's just a photograph disaster.
"This is neither funny nore a Photoshop Disaster.
It's just a photograph disaster."
We can't really know if this is a photograph disaster, but editing the image and leaving the "ANAL" there is clearly a photoshop disaster. :D
I can't see a arrow going to "Planning process"... so no matter what they do, it's done without having any plan... :-)
so, when ya gonna register croppingdisasters?
I didn't even know why this was posted until I read the comments. My brain just filled in the anal"yze" bit, because it was obvious from the context what was suppose to be there. I suppose I can see how 7th graders might find this funny (or, indeed, even notice it), but I'd be surprised if anyone else would unless they were specifically looking for something offkey. And frankly, if you are looking that hard for something smutty, there are a lot better examples of accidental smuttiness out there than this.
@Gopher,
I hope you're right and that Ross' prediction of the inevitable use of this photo by an HMO occurs soon.
Preferably on a Billboard.
Anonymous said...
I didn't even "get it" until I read the comments. Honestly... does everyone have their mind in the gutter?
July 31, 2008 4:57 PM
Or - you're actually just slow and stupid?
Anonymous: "i prefer no post than lame post like this"
Your preference should be duly noted and ignored.
Not a disaster but ultra LOL worthy!
the disaster is that they couldn't PS out the stock watermark fools.
The anal thing is just an added bonus.
I am a fool
I didn't get it until I read the comments either but when I went back and saw it I laughed out loud. And since I didn't abreviate that, you can figure that I'm past the seventh grade.
E.P.I.C HAHAHAHA
the disaster is that they couldn't PS out the stock watermark fools.
Um, no. They could have, if it weren't the stock photo site. Thiiiiink about it... there ya go.
All the people being ironically anal about the distinction between Photoshop disasters and cropping disasters - isn't cropping just one of the processes that can be done in Photoshop, and aren't all Photoshop disasters ultimately the result of poorly executed Photoshop processes? What's the difference between this and a "proper" Photoshop disaster?
damn it's a good one (-:
Hahah Probably stand for ANALysis.....
I don't think this is a photoshop disaster.
However, it has made me honestly lol.
Do you figure that was what the clients were hoping for? "Sneak the word 'anal' in there, would you? That'll bring the orders in!"
If so, you're right, it's not a PsD.
Nathan wrote:
Some people are very organized about everything, right down to their sex life.
And what do we call them? Anal!
*rimshot*
heh
I thought this was just an admission of an overpopulation of anal-retentive people there!
wow I read it as analyze.. I guess because I took it in as a whole... whoa what did i just say..
my word verification is Polio. that's mean.
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