Making fun of Zootoday is like shooting fish in a barrel; it's morally wrong, but it's still fun.
UK nanocelebrity Sophie Price's original is here; thanks to Silas O!
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Zoo: Where Is The Outrage?
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Subtle but hugely embarrassing. Nice one. :)
I'm guessing she had a pot belly.
They got the belly button ALL the way on the right side to.
ZOO FAILS
at least, this time, they doesn't took her belly button out :P
The magic bra-straps on the expand-o boobs deserve an honourable mention, I think.
Anonymous is right, or the breast is so massive to warp the space-time.
Am I the only one who think that on this photo she's not even on the stairs?
It's not a Disaster!!!
It's all about the gravity of her belly creating distortions on reality!
The auntie's granma of my girlfriend's dog can do this anytime.
All fans of the one legged girl, raise your hands! :D
Hey, Photoshopping like this is doing a service for women: now they don't have to get cripplingly huge breast implants. They can just do it on the computer.
For fun, is anyone going to try to recreate the original?
that one of her on the stairs--just look at her right arm!
You all have to check out another one in the set here:
http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2008/06/13/sophie-price-s-first-strip.htm?slideshow=true&slideImage=4
Look at her right arm, its molding to her plastic body in some kinda of plastic-melting fashion.
Somebody please make the stripes straight. I want to see what she really looks like.
Looks like her boobs got a little work too...
I've never seen an owl act so provocatively before.
This picture has the same problem, only with a warped shower curtain instead. It's either that, or the curtain is sticking to her butt.
She must normally be pretty chubby...
Wow, you would think that the folks at Zoo would mandate the use of non-textured backgrounds to give the poor guys a break. A quick your of their site and you find one-legged girls, one armed girls, people with floating hands, backgrounds warped, etc.
http://www.zootoday.com/pub/21publish/g/girls/sophie_price_05.jpg
weird arm here too
"nanoclebrity"
you sir a a modern day marshall mcluhan. thanks for exposing this photoshop induced cultural rot.
a gentleman and a scholar.
Look at her right hand in the first photo of the set...I think the photoshopper eats FAIL for breakfast.
http://www.zootoday.com/pub/21publish/g/girls/sophie_price_05.jpg
as if poor sophie price hasn't been picked on enough.....the molding on the stairs mysteriously disappears between her right arm and torso.
not to mention that the stair has been warped downward in the crook of her other arm.
so what she had a little pooch? everyone has it!
"Marco Lopes said...
Am I the only one who think that on this photo she's not even on the stairs?"
Did you notice her right arm in that photo?
The picture where the poster asked about the missing leg... Nobody else notice or ever took there eyes off the center of attention!
Here is a fast try to revert the disaster.
I guess the artist has been reading this blog, as there has been a lot pics with missing bellys... So this artist thought "Heck, I'll keep belly. And know what? I'm gonna make it BIG so it's NOTICED!"
offtopic: someone should have had a nose job instead of a boob job...
That's what her belly might have looked like before:
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1926/11866042tm2.jpg
Unless, of course, there were no further modifications on its shape.
If you go to the origional site the rest of the pictures don't lokk any better.
http://www.zootoday.com/pub/21publish/g/girls/sophie_price_04.jpg
What's with the fat bird in the wallpaper to the left of her on the picture?
Nice rack though.
good good i like your design photoshop, can you teach me
After noticing the distorted lines on her left (the belly gravity distortion area), I then saw the massive bum gravity turbulence area to her right.
Be afraid, people. Be very, very afraid.
You can tell the guy who did that knew but just couldn't be bothered fixing it.
"Awh, hell. It's only Zoo."
@ daniel: That is so sad, what was wrong with her original stomach?
daniel's belly quick-fix is wayyyy hotter than the bettie page photoshop tummy (t)suck.
HEY! this is not a Photoshop disaster... is just a glitch in the Matrix
Her real belly would be much sexier ... somehow giant boobs and a tiny waist just doesn't look right. (Usually because if it isn't PSed then it's silicon.)
Never mind the tummy, those tits have been enlarged!
Her arms don't really match in THIS ONE.
Ladies, have you been trying to get a flatter stomach this summer season? Tried everything but nothing's working?
Try the new bending the space-time continuum and therefore raw matter diet! Only on PhotoshopDisasters!
Did anyone else notice her rather broken right leg? Ouch.
Did any one else notice in the pic where she is standing by the bed, that is it impossible to photograph her at the angle and the side drawers at the angle they are in one shot??
uhhh what about the freakishly shortened torso in the third picture?!
Just out of curiousity, isnt there something terribly wrong with her right leg? it looks quite out of place.
I think they used the same trick here:
http://www.zootoday.com/girls/archive/2008/06/13/sophie-price-s-first-strip.htm?slideshow=true&slideImage=5
in the photo number 6 of the same set.
Not so sure though.
And she doesn't look like Sophie Price either!
LOLrdp
Someone got a little too liquify happy it seems.
I dunno. The shot in picture 4 looks pretty legit and her tummy is quite flat in that one. The wallpaper behind her looks perfect.
PIC 5
Nice pic!
I think it's a kugou!
"Making fun of Zootoday is like shooting fish in a barrel; it's morally wrong, but it's still fun."
Hey! That's what I say about Maxim!
Well at least this person knows where to find liquefy. Maybe one day they will learn how to properly use it.
I'm a little concerned that the poor gal broke her right leg in this photo, what a trooper to continue through the photoshoot though. *ahem* riiight.
I love this blog! :)
Marsha the belly looks better on that one but look at the bird on the branch near the small of her back. Notice how it is about 50% fatter than the other birds? They used the same trick to hide her back fat.
It's not an edit. If you look at the rest of the wallpaper to her right, it's a pattern. The bottom of the wallpaper is vertical stripes and then about 1 foot below the chair rail it turns into "turbulence" patterns.
look at her inside leg her knee was aputated (sorry for spelling) lol
I love the google ads feed on the right of your page filled with "lose 10lb belly fat in 2 days" etc.
A 'not work safe' or 'not child friendly' warning for the zoo links would have been nice! I didn't need my five year old who was standing next to me to see the 'lady' down on her hands & knees with her boobs hanging down. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!
There's more next to her boobs...
and may I take a moment to point out her right leg?
Also, if you look the trim on the wall near her far boob, it's slanted funny. They enlarged the boob, which I'm betting was pretty damn big to begin with.
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