Sunday, August 10, 2008

Dollar Bin: Finally Famous!


Jennifer Anniston is the new face of Huaxing Classic Socks. The Fujian Province company, which prefers to be anonymous, clinched the deal by pressing the 'command' and 'V' keys at the same time.

Thanks to Adrian P and Matt Barcomb!

44 comments:

Adelaide said...

First! I also think the chest and shoulders look completely out of wack. True disaster indeed :)

Aimee said...

Cookies to the person that can find the original picture her came was cut off of...

Charlene said...

My favourite part of this isn't the endorsement by Microcephalic Hunchbacked Jennifer Aniston but the fact that the pattern of the panty hose in the package doesn't even match the pattern shown on the label.

nfitzgerald said...

Pretty sure this is the original image:
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston-wallpapers-6.jpg

thebruce said...

dah! You just beat me to it...
found it here:

http://www.thetvzone.net/friends/gallery/displayimage.php?album=2&pos=60

whatseansaw.com said...

my god, the original is a photoshop disaster itself!

Julian said...

lol wtf zomg lmao..

nerdy enough.. really, REALLY embarissing.. o.O

omg said...

Huaxing? More like "hoaxing" XD
This is too damn obvious !

Matt Barcomb said...

i should definitely be credited for this... second time ive sent something and not been credited...

Adrian Perron said...

@matt barcomb

Sorry chap looks like I got the credit for this one.

Anonymous said...

Don't know what "credit" you two are arguing over...these types of dollar store celeb fakes have been posted at Dlisted consistently, and it looks as if the image is from them as well. Takes some gall to watermark a photo that was stolen from another site.

http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/317

Anonymous said...

those fingers are creeping me out!

Anonymous said...

Same as "Control" and "V" keys!?!

Anonymous said...

"command + v" is the paste shortcut on a Mac, anon. :)

KylieM said...

who cares where it came from .. funny as tho! teeny head ... on swimmers shoulders. Those who send it in, really need to give the link where they found the photos .. but to be fair these things get thrown around the net, most of the time it is difficult to know the 'original' spot.

Adelaide said...

Anon at 5:19- Ebaumsworld.com does it all the time ;P (Which definitely doesn't make it right XD)

Anonymous said...

Shrunken head?

Jurgen said...

No one's caught the "flare" ("Flair") pun yet? Jeez.

Anonymous said...

Her face is the size of her knees...

Alex said...

Oh dear lord.

Patrice said...

Sweet Jesus, look at her hand!

Gabriel Roque said...

GOD!
It´s unbelivable what we can find around the globe lately. Seriously!

Anonymous said...

Of course, the obvious gag here is, "How would you like a little head?"

I guess they used up all the budgeted time doing the cleanup on the cutout and had to rush the compositing. That, or they were late for lunch.

Anonymous said...

'Command' is the coolest key on the keyboard.

JMo said...

Wow..that's just creepy.

chesca said...

that's terrible! no way did she endorse that!

Anonymous said...

are you guys dumb or what?
you can clearly see that this is NO fake.
psd is a huge piece of shit. do better research before posting asshole.

Caitlyn said...

Well, this made me lmao.

Anonymous said...

Her head looks tiny too... just picture this Frankenstein straightening her shoulders... then putting on her helmet and playing quarterback!

Daniel Campos said...

Jesus Christ!

HORRIBLE!

mike cupcake said...

"My favourite part of this isn't the endorsement by Microcephalic Hunchbacked Jennifer Aniston but the fact that the pattern of the panty hose in the package doesn't even match the pattern shown on the label."

That's usual though - the promo shot is the same on all the packets and the cutout sections are made to show the actual item inside.

Anonymous said...

The main thing puzzling me is what on earth are flaring pantyhose? They don't stick out at the bottom on the photo...

Anonymous said...

Mike Cupcake:
Sure, but I would bet money that this "brand" doesn't actually offer a pair of pantyhose as complicated as the pattern pictured. Just cheap fishnets.

Charlene said...

You know, given the width of the original model's shoulders, the length of the leg and thickness of the calves, the hands, and the lack of any visible feminine waist or cleavage...I think they pasted Jennifer Aniston's face onto the body of a transvestite.

Anonymous said...

@adelaide

"First!"

Grow up.

Guánder Guóman! said...

I think I just realized that Jeniffer Aniston plays rugby, or is an olympic swimmer or something. Those shoulders are tremendous!


Well, and the rest of the illustration that would be her body.

bo said...

I guess they only paid her to be their face.

Did You Know? said...

wahahaha. yeah.shes now famous

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evillttlimp said...

Is that even legal?

Anonymous said...

Wow - just noticed the hands. They really can't do hands.

Orangetiki said...

it's so bad it almost looks like martha stewart. And that hand. Gah!!!

Reality said...

Not only are the head crudely disproportionately put onto a body, but the body itself defies nature...ever seen someone who has almost no midsection at all and giant knees and lower legs?

I sure wouldn't be caught dead in pantyhose that made my legs look that bad, all fat knees and lower legs!

Zen Wizard said...

This will tie in with her new movie, Plastic Woman.