
Jennifer Anniston is the new face of Huaxing Classic Socks. The Fujian Province company, which prefers to be anonymous, clinched the deal by pressing the 'command' and 'V' keys at the same time.
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First! I also think the chest and shoulders look completely out of wack. True disaster indeed :)
Cookies to the person that can find the original picture her came was cut off of...
My favourite part of this isn't the endorsement by Microcephalic Hunchbacked Jennifer Aniston but the fact that the pattern of the panty hose in the package doesn't even match the pattern shown on the label.
Pretty sure this is the original image:
http://www.skinz.org/celebrity/jennifer-aniston/jennifer-aniston-wallpapers-6.jpg
dah! You just beat me to it...
found it here:
http://www.thetvzone.net/friends/gallery/displayimage.php?album=2&pos=60
my god, the original is a photoshop disaster itself!
lol wtf zomg lmao..
nerdy enough.. really, REALLY embarissing.. o.O
Huaxing? More like "hoaxing" XD
This is too damn obvious !
i should definitely be credited for this... second time ive sent something and not been credited...
@matt barcomb
Sorry chap looks like I got the credit for this one.
Don't know what "credit" you two are arguing over...these types of dollar store celeb fakes have been posted at Dlisted consistently, and it looks as if the image is from them as well. Takes some gall to watermark a photo that was stolen from another site.
http://www.dlisted.com/taxonomy/term/317
those fingers are creeping me out!
Same as "Control" and "V" keys!?!
"command + v" is the paste shortcut on a Mac, anon. :)
who cares where it came from .. funny as tho! teeny head ... on swimmers shoulders. Those who send it in, really need to give the link where they found the photos .. but to be fair these things get thrown around the net, most of the time it is difficult to know the 'original' spot.
Anon at 5:19- Ebaumsworld.com does it all the time ;P (Which definitely doesn't make it right XD)
Shrunken head?
No one's caught the "flare" ("Flair") pun yet? Jeez.
Her face is the size of her knees...
Oh dear lord.
Sweet Jesus, look at her hand!
GOD!
It´s unbelivable what we can find around the globe lately. Seriously!
Of course, the obvious gag here is, "How would you like a little head?"
I guess they used up all the budgeted time doing the cleanup on the cutout and had to rush the compositing. That, or they were late for lunch.
'Command' is the coolest key on the keyboard.
Wow..that's just creepy.
that's terrible! no way did she endorse that!
are you guys dumb or what?
you can clearly see that this is NO fake.
psd is a huge piece of shit. do better research before posting asshole.
Well, this made me lmao.
Her head looks tiny too... just picture this Frankenstein straightening her shoulders... then putting on her helmet and playing quarterback!
Jesus Christ!
HORRIBLE!
"My favourite part of this isn't the endorsement by Microcephalic Hunchbacked Jennifer Aniston but the fact that the pattern of the panty hose in the package doesn't even match the pattern shown on the label."
That's usual though - the promo shot is the same on all the packets and the cutout sections are made to show the actual item inside.
The main thing puzzling me is what on earth are flaring pantyhose? They don't stick out at the bottom on the photo...
Mike Cupcake:
Sure, but I would bet money that this "brand" doesn't actually offer a pair of pantyhose as complicated as the pattern pictured. Just cheap fishnets.
You know, given the width of the original model's shoulders, the length of the leg and thickness of the calves, the hands, and the lack of any visible feminine waist or cleavage...I think they pasted Jennifer Aniston's face onto the body of a transvestite.
@adelaide
"First!"
Grow up.
I think I just realized that Jeniffer Aniston plays rugby, or is an olympic swimmer or something. Those shoulders are tremendous!
Well, and the rest of the illustration that would be her body.
I guess they only paid her to be their face.
wahahaha. yeah.shes now famous
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Is that even legal?
Wow - just noticed the hands. They really can't do hands.
it's so bad it almost looks like martha stewart. And that hand. Gah!!!
Not only are the head crudely disproportionately put onto a body, but the body itself defies nature...ever seen someone who has almost no midsection at all and giant knees and lower legs?
I sure wouldn't be caught dead in pantyhose that made my legs look that bad, all fat knees and lower legs!
This will tie in with her new movie, Plastic Woman.
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