Saturday, August 30, 2008

Stuff: She's Footloose And Fancy-Free!


Smile for the camera baby, yeah! Don't worry about the shark. Smile yeah the camera loves you baby, yeah, lean a bit darling, nah the sharks going away. What it bit your leg off? Really? Well lets try doing something with a surfboard, hope nobody notices. Lovely.

Thanks to Jason! Original is here.

43 comments:

AwGz said...

LLLLOOOOLLLLLL!!!! Hahaha How can this happen!? Its ridiculous! And nobody noticed it! It's just perfect, yeah, great work dude! XD lmao.

crazy-gabrielle said...

Not to mention the belly and mysterious heel.

Patrice said...

Ghaha, how can you accidentally erase AN ENTIRE LEG. Morons.

kgvs72 said...

Wow This is from a big publication. I'm not sure how this slips past the cracks.

David said...

She also has the hind quarters - what there is of it - of a 12yo.

nicolesy said...

The shadow of her left (nonexistent) leg make it look like there's something else there ... much more than there should be!

pootpoot said...

This is obviously badly shopped, but I do think it's theoretically possible that the left leg hides completely behind the right one.

pootpoot said...

What the hell is wrong with my Blogger account? Every other day I can't log in ("wrong password") and I have to set a new password. Sux.

Yeraze said...

Wow.. My guess is that there never was a 2nd leg.. The surfboard was probably sitting on a box, and they removed the box.. Noone probably ever thought about her left leg.

mama said...

I'm with Yeraze...remember the box.
and david's use of the term "hind quarters" really makes me laugh.

Jeow-seff said...

How do you manage to screw up like this? Seriously, how do you NOT notice a missing leg?

Guánder Guóman! said...

HAHAHAHA!


It's so terrible I can't help to laugh!!

Gallifrey said...

how did they miss that...

well, you were suppose to only look at her boobs!!

and I suppose surfing in stilettos is ok if you take the heel off first... pmsl

what will they do next?

marc said...

OK, so there's the missing leg and heel, but does anyone else think her left eye looks weird? Seriously, who winks like that? Really hot one-legged women i guess.

Loner Gamer said...

Just because you are floating in the air on a surfboard doesn't mean that the shark can't get you...

Sam said...

I actually didn't notice the missing leg until I read the description, since I was distracted by her remaining lower leg which is TWICE THE LENGTH IT SHOULD BE.

Ben said...

I'm just fascinated by her giant, claw-like hands

Ron said...

Disregarding the missing mass. What exactly is this picture supposed to show? Is she flying through the air on a magic surfboard???

V said...

There are soooo many things wrong with this...

jedit said...

@sam: nothing's happened to the leg, the leg is fine. What they seem to have done is reduced her entire midsection in size - abdomen, hips and thigh. The rest of her body is in proportion, and those parts are also in proportion with each other.

Charlene said...

Oh, this is bad in so many ways. She's straddling the surfboard, which is why her upper leg looks so short in proportion to her lower leg - the upper leg is actually pointing outward toward the camera. BUT they've shopped the shadows to make it look like it's pointing straight forward, which is why the entire leg looks out of proportion.

And if you're trying to sell with T & A, how does it help to a) pose the model so the T isn't even visible and b) shave down the A so it looks like it belongs to a nine-year-old boy?

Eevu said...

Don't be stupid. My best friend's third cousin's grandmother's dog's groomer can do the same thing!

... :>

calystegia said...

Now, that's embarassing.

Chú said...

le falta una pata!

Fernando said...

From what I can see, true PS disasters never come alone. They are usually accompanied by stupid ideas, such as a flying surfboard, adn by asinine production, such as high heels on a surfer.

BTW, where are the complainers "this is no disaster" now?

stevetodao said...

what the fuck is your problem?
i can't see a photoshopdisaster here.

i'm a professional photographer and use this effect on many of my works.
there is nothing shopped here it's just the normal lens distortion.

Ron said...

What's the deal with her left eye?

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Ron said...

I'll bet the publishers would have noticed if her left boob was missing. But really her left eye looks like she just got smacked around by her boyfriend for misplacing her leg.

Del "D-Y-D" said...

u guys are horrible. the poor crippled lady is probably self concious enough as it is...

Bi said...

is a paint disaster, not adobe i think

Alejo said...

@ Fernando:

The bitchers don't comment unless they're bitching. It's that old saying, "If you have something nice to say, don't say anything--" Wait, that's not it.

Or maybe they finally made good on their threat to un-RSS.

Anyway, I'm embarassed to say I didn't immediately see what was wrong with this photo. Apparently I can't count to two.

MH Media Online said...

The photographer the agency's names also appear on the cover: as a photographer I'd really worry about that..

Señorita Puri said...

hahahahahahahahahahaah omg omg omg omg great one!

Marco Lopes said...

I didn't notice the missing leg until I read the text. I was to busy trying to figure out why did they paste some boobs that didn't match what we see on the side bellow her harms.

Luiz said...

Geeeeez... what do you guys got against one leg models? :-p

RobsonB said...

Nice crop.... hehehehe.... I agree, the shot was taken with she sit in a box... take out the box, erase a leg... who will notice?! HUASUHAUHSAUSUHASUHAHSHUA....

calophi said...

Besides the horrific lazy eye and the missing leg...love the jaggedy edge of the back of the surfboard when the rest of it's all smooth-like. Maybe her leg was originally hooked around the surfboard?

Avoura said...

Maybe she is disabled and really has one leg. Or someone thought she looked better with only one leg so they edited it out. Or someone was just stupid....

Mandy said...

How delightful! The comments AND the blog are fun today!

Yay!

oneorganizedlife said...

Indeed, the boob area looks photoshopped too.... and not well!

eclectic-e said...

Blogger Marco Lopes said...

I didn't notice the missing leg until I read the text. I was to busy trying to figure out why did they paste some boobs that didn't match what we see on the side bellow her harms.

* Finally-someone else noticed that too. Those are not her real boobs, and not in a silicone sort of way either *

f said...

The leg looks as though it was chopped off. Her right thigh is positioned so that we should see the leg.

A bad job.