Friday, September 19, 2008

Cosmopolitan: Your Man Needs A Hand Job


For really exciting penetration have your man thrust his arm directly through your torso and kind of blend into your back.

Original is here-ish. Thanks to Suzy!

27 comments:

Eric said...

i have to poop

pootpoot said...

again?

Covarr said...

his was clearly done on purpose. It's impossible to accidentally blend a hand into a back. The real question is, why the hell did the 'shopper think this was a good idea??

shoesonwrong said...

They probably had to edit out a roll of back fat. You know, because she's enormous.

jedit said...

Definitely a PSD, but nobody's been comped into this picture. Seems more likely that they wanted to make the back of her dress look like it was cut lower.

defenestratrix said...

Someone really liked your website.

http://weirdnewsfiles.com/weird-photos/weird-photoshop/best-bad-photoshop-mistakes/

Made me angry.

Michael said...

clipping issues irl

Jeow-seff said...

"Honey, I think my hand is melting into your back..."

Heather said...

"...now that's hot!"

Tom Dougherty said...

I'm sure it was just a cropping error, and not really a photoshopper's mistake. An art director's mistake surely, but I think the photoshoppery was fine.

Selene said...

i dunno how can they make mistakes like that

Anthony Woodward said...

But it's a mistake made by overusing or misusing Photoshop, aka, Photoshop disaster.

OM said...

Man... I was looking for the original but the link is, like you wrote, an -ish... I can't believe you made me look at all these naked dudes.

Dan said...

It's that guy from Heroes who can go through stuff! Wait a minute, I thought he was dead...

David said...

hahahahaha

"i have to poop"

"again?"

hahahahahah

Loner Gamer said...

You know what they say about men with big hands that can penetrate through a woman's body...

Juan said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha hahaha

DevilDriverXII said...

You lot are stupid. There is nothing wrong with this photo.

I'd like to point you in the direction of a brilliant documentary I watched the other day it's called "Terminator 2: Judgement Day" this is nothing abnormal.

Bi said...

it's not a photoshop disaster. i know a guy who can do this with his girlfriend
: /

S.H. said...

NO, NO, THE BACK OF HER DRESS JUST HAS A WEIRD CLASP!

DivaLea said...

The pshopping is bad, but the advice to scrunch up the face was far, far worse.

CrAzZzY said...

How I contact you to send a PhotoshopDisaster?

Sonia said...

creepy! lost the hand or maybe it is a chameleon!!!

Evergrey said...

Haha I feel badly for the people who think that those sex tips are really erotic and amazing and out there!

Also, hahahahahahaha!

MonkeysAndFire said...

Heh. Lots of the guys on that site have photoshopped abs >.<

Ron said...

Hey. That guy has a Hussein haircut.

PaperCut said...

Most important of all... what was Suzy doing on that site?