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Sunday, October 5, 2008
Tattoo Sleeve: Kiiiillllll Meeeeeee
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that looks normal
Apparently that particular brand of tattoo sleeve has toxic or radioactive properties that may mutate your arm when applied. I would not recommend buying that for your kids.
That thing must fit very tight...look how that kid's squinting!
This is not a Photoshop disaster, this kid is clearly Mr. Fantasic. Even his fist got bigger, so it's not a fail ;)
Okay, the 'teen' comment is hilarious.
Errrr... did you read the comment on the package? The picture is CLEARLY suppose to visually indicate the phrase, "one size fits all".
It isn't a disaster if it is intentional. It might not have been the best artistic decision on their part, but since they did it on purpose....
BTW, I really hate having to log on to comment here.
The Chinese must be breeding children with abnormally large arms...
Eh, given the wacky nature of the product and the rest of the packaging, it looks like a design choice and not like a disaster at all.
Half boy, half man, 100% creepy.
It may be a design choice, but it's a disastrous one.
Kid, try using your other hand.
[Derived from a 1980's National Lampoon cartoon showing a 12 year old boy with an overdeveloped right arm at the doctor's office.]
@Sedelong
Design choices can be disasters too.
Even if it was intentional.
I'm getting one, I could use a decent right hook
He has been training for a life in the coach, "having a Bud"...
that kid is so familiar!
The enormous arm at a weird angle and the rosy cheeks they added aren't any less of a disaster just because they were intentional.
And is it me, or is the tattoo sleeve black while the example is in Technicolor?
sdelong -
I've never found logging on a chore (Username? Check! Password? Check! finished).
Unless, of course, there was some reason for you not to want your name attached to the comments.
Generally there are only two types of comments which don't really need a name attached:-
1) Those which are not worth writing.
2) Those which are not worth reading.
Which were you thinking of writing?
Poor boy!
My guess?
They tried to make it look like taken with a fish-eye lens, so the arm should look bigger than the boy. But instead of using the right lens or the right PS filter, they just cut&pasted a bigger arm and that's all.
So: intentional? Yes. Disaster? Yes, too.
LOL! no words...
ONE SIZE FITS ALL
( . . . all who have the forearms of a 30-year old weightlifter.)
Funny that it looks neither like a tattoo nor a sleeve...
I always assumed that PhotoshopDisasters focussed on mistakes, not bad artistic choices. This was clearly intentional, yes intentions can be disasters, but not the kind of disaster I imagine most people come here for.
@Hamachari: You forgot one:
3) Those which you do not want prospective employers reading.
jesus, with all the complaining people, it's a wonder the author even allows comments anymore.
there's just no pleasing some people.
Hehe, another hilarious PS Disaster !
No, no, you're all missing the point. It's not one-size-fits-all because the product changes to fit your arm, it's one-size-fits-all because it changes your arm to fit the product. *nods*
Now, see, I'm left-handed, so that sleeve would have been way too big for me.
I just started reading this blog the other day cause a friend sent me here, this is some funny stuff. But I don't get these commenters who say it's "clearly" intentional, because to me it's "clearly" a total wreck.
How to look like a mutant Yakuza in one easy lesson. Also comes with four fingered glove....
PS can we vote sdelong, the mgmt and Tim Maguire off the island for their collective sense of humour failure. That's always supposing they're not all the same troll of course...
I think I just vomited a little.
AKIRAAAA!!!!
These are my suggestions for different tat flavors:
Xtreme (written in jagged red)
Homie (ol' english)
Pink Girl (lace and unicorns)
Goth (u know the font)
These things are so great they design themselves!
Oh my, jayne, I recommend you pay a visit over here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)
so you can learn what a troll is. Nobody who thinks this ad doesn't belong here qualifies. And at no site worth visiting does departing from the general view of the group make one a troll.
Hamachari said...
"I've never found logging on a chore (Username? Check! Password? Check! finished)."
You forgot: "Really poorly put together comment system." It's not logging in in general that's annoying, it's the logging in to this stupid system. Captcha's only work a certain percentage of the time (really randomly), and here you have to do the Captcha at the same time you log in.
Wow what a boring-ass comment about logging in to comment. NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Now I'm looking at this thing and I must not understand what a "sleeve tattoo" is because on the upper arm it could be either a tattoo or skin-tight lycra, but down by the wrist it's clearly some type of cloth sleeve. Also, the actual tattoos all look to be one color (not just black) as has been mentioned, while the tattoo/sleeve/hybrid shown is many-colored. But...if you look, you can see evidence of wrinkles all along the arm, not just the wrist - what the hell is a tattoo sleeve anyway?? A sleeve that just looks like a tatoo, or a full-arm tattoo? Gah!
Or course it all sucks because it's ON A HUGE FREAKING ARM with a BACKWARDS HAND and those cheeks are unforgivable. Looks like cheap-ass plastic Halloween costumes from the 70s that went for like 25 cents at the grocery store.
OK, off topic I know...
Where is the quote "Kiiiillll Meeeee" from because it's been bugging me all day.
Thanks
oh man i totally bought these 3 years ago!
"Where is the quote "Kiiiillll Meeeee" from because it's been bugging me all day."
"Kiiiillll Meeeee! Kill Me Nowww"
-The current Governor of California in the 1987 classic, Predator.
KANEDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
nota disaster. Like too much of the absolute crap on this absolute crap site, this is an INTENTIONAL decision on the part of the graphic artist. Just because some little girl with a blog doesn't like it does not make it a mistake.
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