This brings back fond memories of being nine years old and not really knowing what went on where under women's skirts. So the moral of the story is, don't hire a nine-year old to retouch your sexy portrait.
Thanks to Jeff! Original is here.
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Thursday, November 20, 2008
Anane: Thighly Unusual
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Seen more meat on a KFC drumstick
Somewhere, out there, a woman is thinking "Hmph! I suppose most men looking at that think that that's what your ideal woman is supposed to look like!"
Have you noticed how she looks like a different person in every photo of her site?
I want to snap her leg off like a twig.
The way her chin is so narrowed down, it makes her eyes look bigger than her face.
I can't quite figure out what's going on in that crotch.
What's going on with her shin, it's making me grimace!
That's actually painful to look at.
It's not a disaster. She suffers from a rare condition known as cleft knee. And her thigh is double-jointed. My best friend's uncle's girlfriend can do the same thing.
Oh jeez. Cover up her right leg and you can see it's her ass. She was squatting and someone added a third leg. EEK!
It looks as though everything below her midsection got shifted to the left, and the horrible job on her leg is the result of trying to attach the old leg position to the new.
I challenge thee to a footrace!
I prefer what's really under the skirt, it's much more fulfilling.
Anane Clown Pussy. Or, Inane Clown Pussy. Can't decide.
Freakish.
what's up with her skin color? If you look at the other pictures on the site she's got a darker complexion. It bugs me when people try to "whiten up" people.
@unMuse, normally I agree, but given the amount of cosmetic surgery she's clearly had to alter her appearance in real life, and the other horrifying things they have done to her with photshop, I doubt she minds looking a bit pale.
Her right (camera left) leg has been airbrushed so much looks like it's made out of plastic. Or maybe she has a false leg (to go with everything else), if so I'm sorry I mentioned it. My girlfriend has a plastic leg, missing crotch, and cleft knee and she's quite sensitive about it.
In some pics she looks 10-20lbs heavier especially in her amrs. Why don't they just start making virtual images of celebs to get it over with.
Awesomely weak photoshopping like this always make me wonder who they think they're trying to make her appeal to? What's her supposed target audience?
Augh. I have got to stop reading PsD before bedtime.
Two legs emerging from the extreme right of her generalised hip region - that is SEXY SEXY RRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I must go buy some of her music right away.
seen more meat in a chickens lip
The fact is that she lost a leg in an accident. The "leg" where she is resting her elbow is, in fact, her clitoris (which is enlarged by a rare genetic disease).
The boot on the clitoris is just to make it beautiful.
more than a disaster, this is totally disgusting. But she has nice shoes, hope they weren't retouched.
Looks to me that this is a combination of two pictures, one where she's squatting (the rightmost leg) and one where she's posing otherwise (leftmost leg), and they've been slapped together with reckless abandon and little care for anatomy or reality.
I approve!
The sheer impossibility of this pose is baffling! not to mention the poor airbrushing.
yeah, that "left" shoe is definitely a right shoe. <3
I'm 41 and still am not entirely sure what goes on up there, not for lack of interest or research.
@Saurio - Giant clitoris FTW! Funniest PsD comment ever
Coincidentally she has a song called "Plastic People"!!!! LOL
good lord her knee is as big as her forehead
It is also possible that the pic is not edited !
It happens
I've heard of having two left feet, but two right legs? Bizarre.
wow how many pieces did that girl come in? It's like a paper doll gone wrong
this... just freaks me out jaja!
her LEG is bugggggggiiiiiiing me!
Oh! photoshop.
Maybe it's this monitor, but with the (lack of) colors it also looks as though that forearm is just detached and floating.
A minor detail, considering, but still...
It's photoshop with an old pic of Naomi Campbell. Here.
What the hell happened to you when you were ten-years-old?
It makes her eyes look bigger than her face. But All it ok
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