
You know, you might want to step back and reconsider that edgy paint spatter effect when you're illustrating sports that involve a lot of grunting.
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Monday, November 17, 2008
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hey, at least it's not poop splurting out of his ass...
*shudder*
bad client? intentional? blind designer?
I read that the Olympic Village is a den of iniquity. I guess this way they advertise that too.
Don't lift that! It's too heavy for you- Darn it, too late.
haha
I think I'm going to take up weightlifting in that case...
Hey cool, it got featured! Btw, original is here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/krystianmajewski/3015614107/
I... cannot describe that in words...
Put that on the pile of photos of powerlifters whose rectums have prolapsed. Which I've always considered the best part of the event, watching people's asses get destroyed (without the use of other horny jocks backdooring, at that).
Two girls, one weightlifter...
reminds me of the scene from Austin Powers Goldmember where Austin and Mini Me are geting an "exam" let's just say there were interesting shadow puppet jokes!
It'd be more interesting to see him get that thing above his head and then watch his left leg snap...Barbie's got bigger muscles!
I was going to say that I was thankful it wasn't brown, but I'm sort of thinking brown would be preferable to the white ... guess it all depends on which bodily fluid spurting uncontrollably out of various orifices in the pelvic region squicks you the most.
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Do they do ads for chocolate milk, too?
@ ino: bad client: yes
ICM is a bit strange ;) (andybody attending the wcg knows what i mean)
besides that graphic the whole stage was very nice
If that splatter came out of a single unfortunate weighlifter, where did those two long streaks in the background come from?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It looks like a mini-explosion... LOL!
That is so not right.
The sign itself is saying it best: "R?"
What a great find! I almost can't believe it. Almost.
"Two girls, one weightlifter..."
Best coment ever!
It is a picture of how to give yourself a hernia while also having white diarrhoea splurt out of your butt.
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I've got to think someone at the agency noticed that and laughed their ass off.
I guess that "R?" is weightlifters' jarjon meaning "rectal prolapse?"
Hey, lifting 200 lbs on one side and 50 on the other will make ya squirt milk when ya try and keep it balanced.
Come on, the owner of the company is here. I am trying not to laugh out loud. And why is there only splatter by his ass? Was it a case of Istockphoto kid taking 2-3 pre-made pieces, and adding them together with a dash of chinese printer who only grabbed the weightlifter and enlarged?
Oh my!! I never had such a great laugh out of an illustration like this time!!!!
grape juice almost came out of my nose on this one.
is it just me or does it also look like he has uneven weights on the bar?
belongs on failblog. also HAHAHA.
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