Intouch Germany reveals the truth about "Bennifer" (a cool way of talking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.) Gossip magazines never alter the images they show, providing proof that the couple's youngest child, Zahara, has an evil twin.
I'm sure that some of you think this evil twin theory is ridiculous, and that the child is, in fact, from an evil alternate universe. Unfortunately we can't prove this either way as she is hiding the evil goatee that she probably has.
Thanks to Sara, Siv and others for sending this in!
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Friday, December 5, 2008
InTouch: Zahara Mystery Child Of Evil
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Not only does Zahara have an evil twin, but Brad also has an evil leg !!!
"Bennifer" was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.
"Brangelina" is the term you're looking for. Referring to these two clowns.
And yes, I hate myself for knowing this.
Indeed. BP was (and, spookily, still is) out of shot. Cut, drag, drop to within a more photo-friendly distance of AJ - no-one will ever notice.
Captain [Kirk], what is this eye-ronny that you Earthlings speak of? [and just why are you so devastatingly attractive, sitting on that paper-mache boulder?]
hahaha
ohh that's priceless.
Wow. Now THAT'S a disaster!
Oh, and my condolences, Captain.
Phantom leg, phantom child.
That's great. I'm glad Captain took the hit on that one.
OK PS brainiacs. How does this happen and why?
Its also worth noticing that according to the top left picture Brad Pitt is a chubby asian.
it's also a completely different jacket holding the kid, too. I don't know (or care) enough about his hands to know if it actually belongs to him or was a transplant.
"How many kids do they have now?" "Doesn't matter, they're all brown. No one will notice."
Yeah, right...
Word verification word: blamin', LOL!
Lisa, it appears that they needed to fit them all in the spread, and the 'shopper got lazy or didn't want to miss a deadline.
deutsche klatschzeitschriften sind einfach fürchterlich. gleich zwei solche fehler!
bennifer... da passt ja gar nix!
In addition to Captain's embarrassing comment, you do know that Zahara is now in fact the middle child, right? There are no less than three more after her...
A bullet, please. Stat.
My gosh! If the child is ugly and they repeat him twice...
Maybe Brad and Angelina clone their kids to keep the real ones out of the spotlight, and this picture was taken when they'd just picked up the new clone?
someone was trailing ehind
You meant Brangelina right? ;)
the little article says, brad likes esthetic surgery, it must be the newest beauty trend to have some head of a child on your shoulder! ^^
That close up picture of Brad with the little mostache is also quite a disaster.
This is why America is the way it is. Most of the population knows and talks more about these people then anything else. Wake up understand what is happening to America. Our Government has waged war against it's people. Surrogate power is winning. We need to fight to regain our indigenous power and individual sovereignty. You people are so asleep. They give you all those movies for a reason there's money in it and to make you think about things a certain way. Since high school the only things you've learned what you see in these movies and who the people are that are in them and who they're sleeping with. WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
Obama is the next Hitler!! If you know history then you will think the same.
You're ugly, Mikey.
So is your mama and your kid (or future kid)
It's good to see the blog get so popular that ranting lunatics and complete nongs who don't read the comments above them are starting to win out. One day we can hope for the kind of comments they get at YouTube.
And my theory is that Angelina Smugface needs multiple husbands to go with the rent-a-babies. Teams of them.
lol... deadlines!
Why do none of you get the Bennifer joke?
It must be a barrel of laughs in your respective houses.
"My dog has no nose..."
"Oh that's terrible. It'll probably die."
Who knew it required Photoshop to bring Brad and Angelina closer together? I wouldn't have that problem. :) More curious, why after cutting and pasting did they NOT blank out the original Brad/Zahara?
This is what happens when you go to press too fast. You miss details.
p.s.: Liberty - while I agree with you about people paying too much attention to celebs over real news, you're still a flaming dolt for the Hitler analogy. Carry on.
hey that was nice.
kven.
What's with the ugly baby joke? It has nothing to do with the photoshop disaster. If you're gonna go off topic I'd rather you comment on America's obsession with celebrity. But I mean, come on! What makes you think YOU are so good looking? Is our society so obsessed with looks that we are judging the attractiveness of babies?
This is not the kind of ugly baby Seinfeld was making fun off. I have seen uglier babies. But you all are trying to force that joke onto this whole thing and I think it's disgusting.
But, Zahara does have an evil twin..? I don't see what the problem is..
You see, that's actually Brad's parasitic shoulder twin. The reason they chose Zahara is because she looks so much like the shoulder twin. It was love at first sight.
And Liberty, go choke on your tinfoil hat.
he's like omg ANOTHER kid!?
Liberty:
No, the biggest threat to America is the tendency to take blog comments too literally. -- Well, and random and unfounded comparisons to Hitler.
this is the translations to what juju said.
German gossip magazines are simply dreadful. directly two such errors!
more bennifer… there nothing at all doe
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Haha. That's hilarious.
I wonder if Pitt paid them to make it look like he participates in the child care. As others have pointed out, it's obvious somebody else was holding that baby and they shopped it to make it look like he was.
@oneofthose:
oneofthose said...
Why do none of you get the Bennifer joke?
"My dog has no nose..."
"Oh that's terrible. It'll probably die."
I don't understand the "Bennifer" joke either. Could you please explain? Thanks!
I also don't understand the "dog with no nose" joke. I must be an idiot! My humble apologies. Could you please explain that one, too? Thanks!
OK never mind about the noseless dog joke. I just googled it. I understand now.
But bennifer... still not sure about that one.
Zahara's evil twin should be named, "Zohave."
I decided.
I thought about Zeth Valley and that would be cool, too. But I decided that the low altitude might give the evil twin low self-esteem. I mean, even lower self esteem than she has being, you know, an evil twin.
Brad Pitt the chubby asian, lolz.
Isn't it Brangelina?
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