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November
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- Wgate: Demi Moore, Demi Anja Rubik
- Vizio: Your Experience May Vary
- Swedish Taxi: Hard To Handle
- Georg Jensen: Breast Not To Talk About It
- Hardwired: That's Some Jawline
- Ana Maria: The Lady With The Bezier Shoulder
- Leave It To Lamas: No Mas!
- The Spy Next Door: Pull The Other One
- Express: Things That Make You Go Hmm
- New York Lottery: In Dog We Trust
- Morning Musume: Arms Reduction
- Armani Exchange: Going Out On A Limb
- Austrian Newspaper: The Clone Arranger
- Campari: Incampariable
- OSS117: Those Legs Will Take You A Long Way, Lady
- Digital Photoshop Disaster Of The Year, 2009
- Wella: No More LSD For You
- Boots: Huh?
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October
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- Victoria's Secret: Mostly Invisible Handbag
- Everybody's Fine: No They're Not
- Solidea: Detachable Pelvis
- Gap: Wristful Thinking
- Victoria's Secret: Sexy! Convenient!
- T3 Magazine: Trying To Titillate
- Some Dentist: Learn How To Smile Again Again
- Brothers & Sisters: Footloose!
- Victoria's Secret: The Awful, Awful Secret
- buycostumes.com: Bring Out The What?
- JVC: Gonks Love Headphones
- Ralph Lauren: The Hits Keep On Coming
- The Star: Back Handed
- Blick: Stunning Photographic Proof
- Carl Zeiss: Lose Canon
- Oriflame: Symmetry? PAH!
- Mega Magazine: Worst Hand Job Ever
- Ralph Lauren: How To Turn A Photoshop Disaster Int...
- Edwin Jeans: Pittiful
- Pet Vet: Crap Trap
- My Life In Ruins: Down With Perspective
- Skintimate: Forearm Funk
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- Bell Internet: Porn For Vampires
- The Gap: The World According To Gap
- Jonah Hex: Stumpy Meets Crazy Corset
- Norma: Rice-epe For An E-Norma-s Disaster
- Amazon: Photoshop User My Ass
- Formoza: We Are Competent Formoza The Time
- Belgian Toy Store: Hmm
- Chevy Chase Bank: And You're Not
- Meira T: Worst Hand Job Ever
- Paula Deen: Is Your Mother Home?
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- Daily Fail: In Other News, The Simpsons Is Dubbed!...
- J Crew: You Have To Hand It To Them
- Ebay: Mmmm hmmm
- Cray: These Angles Are Cray-zy!
- R A Muller: Physics For Current Writers
- Sports Illustrated: OMG Crop Circle Aliens!
- Galleries Lafayette: You're Pulling My Leg
- Passionella: Queen Of The Bobbleheads
- Cosmopolitan: Your Man Needs A Hand Job
- Hakim: Sarah Palin Lovechild Uncovered
- Camp Rock: Taking It On The Chin
- Fiat: Moved By The Passion
- W-Wing: The Cool New Monopod Look
- Stuff:Still Footloose!
- Kirk Hunter: Pump It Up!
- Dell: Maybe She's Typing Really Hard
- Budweiser: The Kink Of Beers
- Democrats: Flippity Floppity
- Playboy Brazil: I Think I Know What A Cu Is
- Miley Cyrus And The Case Of The Extra Hand
- The Ex List: That Must Have Been Some Kiss
- UCAS: Never Use The Words Dwarf Pygmy Or Midget
- Bosch: Make Way For The Ecnalubma!
- Caterpillar: Baby Bulldozer Dreams
- Gap: Vitamin D, Stat!
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Daily Fail: In Other News, The Simpsons Is Dubbed!
Monday, September 29, 2008
J Crew: You Have To Hand It To Them

Tchoh, it isn't a photoshop disaster, he's just had his hands amputated and the photographer didn't notice. Dumb blog.
Edit: No, his hands aren't in his pockets.
Thanks to L!
Friday, September 26, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Cray: These Angles Are Cray-zy!

Cray computer: good at math, not so hot at art.
Original is here. Mad props to each and every one of the 700 billion people who sent this in.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
R A Muller: Physics For Current Writers

You'd think that someone with the vast intellect required to lecture the President on physics would have some sort of basic understanding of how reflections work.
Thanks to TD! Original is here!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Sports Illustrated: OMG Crop Circle Aliens!

So she escapes from Beijing and you think she's all safe and stuff and the music is all sweet and you're waiting for the credits to roll but then there's like another scene and so you think OK fair enough just padding the ending out and stuff but then the music does this kind of off-key thing and argh argh there in the cornfield underneath you goddamn it argh I hate this movie. Argh.
Original is here, thanks to Belinda!
Monday, September 22, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Passionella: Queen Of The Bobbleheads

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this one. Move along now, nothing to see here.
Thanks to François! Original is here.
Friday, September 19, 2008
Cosmopolitan: Your Man Needs A Hand Job

For really exciting penetration have your man thrust his arm directly through your torso and kind of blend into your back.
Original is here-ish. Thanks to Suzy!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Hakim: Sarah Palin Lovechild Uncovered

When the good people at Hakim Optical decided, on that fateful day, to transplant a smiling - albeit female - grin onto the sullen longhaired boy, little did they know that they were creating an image so terrible - so dramatically repugnant to the senses - that soon few would believe they were a real business, rather than some fictitious thread of awfulness and legend.
Thanks to Matt!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Camp Rock: Taking It On The Chin

Camp Rock [warning: disturbingly comprehensive wikipedia entry], which sounds like a Queen rockumentary, turns out to be another Disney product in the High School Musical mold.
I have no idea what they deleted from her chin or why there seems to be smoke coming from her boyfriend's crotch. Kids today, eh?
Original is here. Thanks to Anton & Jason!
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Fiat: Moved By The Passion

Yes, I know, it isn't technically a photoshop disaster, but it's just so charming that I can't ignore it. Please feel free to test your flame power in the comments.
Original is here! Thanks to Stanislaw!
Monday, September 15, 2008
W-Wing: The Cool New Monopod Look

I had a Japanese intern once; I asked him to get some supplies and he never came back. In the end I went to look for him and he jumped out waving his arms and shouted "SUPPLIES!"
Thanks to Brody! Original is here!
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Stuff:Still Footloose!

Looks as though Craig DeChristo isn't a leg man.
Thanks to Erica! Original here. Previously on PsD.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Kirk Hunter: Pump It Up!

D'oh! This advanced state of the art programming that uses detailed programming makes everything sound flat for some reason.
Original here. Thanks to Janis!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Dell: Maybe She's Typing Really Hard

Hey boss, this will almost work!
Thanks to Huw! Original from Dell Australia
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Budweiser: The Kink Of Beers

Budweiser strikes out in a brave new direction for their UK advertising.
Props to Phil!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Democrats: Flippity Floppity

Well this is entirely understandable, seeing how few pictures of Hillary Clinton there are in existence.
Thanks to Paul! Original is here.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Playboy Brazil: I Think I Know What A Cu Is

From Os Gongados Warning: Even less SFW than this post via Babelfish:
The model of dignity Sabrina Boing Boing took off a bare picture for the section “Happy Hour” of the Playboy magazine of this month, that has in the layer the former-BBB Natália Casassola. It looks at, I do not understand nothing of photoshop not, but it does not need to be specialist pra to know that the people have cu, né!
It is impression mine or the Playboy erased the investment funds of the young woman! It passed mass race in everything, maluco… you to a thing alone, jettison in the soil. Who will have one tempinho aee, informs, please, the staff of the Photshop Disasters, because now I go to start to write a substance on pensioners of the INSzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Thanks to Lanika!
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Miley Cyrus And The Case Of The Extra Hand

Polish teenybopper mag Bravo discovers Miley Cyrus' terrible secret.
Thanks to Radek!
Friday, September 5, 2008
The Ex List: That Must Have Been Some Kiss

The sweet thing about this one is the way they diligently add frogs here and there, do a nice cutout, and yet somehow don't notice that her leg is detached. Yeah sitting in a box of frogs'll do that.
Thanks to Nathan!
Thursday, September 4, 2008
UCAS: Never Use The Words Dwarf Pygmy Or Midget

Can you help me pay my college tuition? I'm a bit short!
(UCAS is the UK's centralized system for telling people they can't go to college.)
Thanks to Steve!
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Bosch: Make Way For The Ecnalubma!

At Bosch Car Service we see what others do not.
Duh, it's supposed to be flipped because it's in the southern hemisphere, where everything is backwards. I can tell you haven't worked in the Argentinian car repair industry. Duh.
Thanks to Tomi!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Caterpillar: Baby Bulldozer Dreams

Objects in rear view mirror are smaller than they appear. Or the other way around. It's deceptive, even though it doesn't appear to be deceptive.
Thanks to Kelly! Original is here (first mouseover.)
Monday, September 1, 2008
Gap: Vitamin D, Stat!

Your options are:
- The model has rickets
- I want these boots with that skirt, photoshop slave
- That's not a disaster I can do that with my legs right now snap, crash, ambulance please


