Time: Machine For Floating Voters

#1: Your voting machine inexplicably floats away.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in. Original is here!

AA Lingerie: Maybe It's A Tattoo?

Ah yes, marketing bras to the flat-chested by painting in some cleavage. Brilliant.

Thanks to bride of lister! Original is here.

Alight.com: No One Will Ever Know!

Obviously the description - No one will know unless you tell them. Shhhhhhh - assumes that everyone who sees you is regularly ingesting LSD.

Thanks to Sherri! Original is here.

Contemplating Mischa Barton's Navel

Original is here; thanks to Sebastian!

Emporio Armani: Anatomy Is For Losers

Beyonce Rider
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Please make sure these are ready before Beyonce arrives.

1. 3 bottles Evian water, chilled
2. Fresh cut flowers
3. Surgical team with limb reattachment experience

Original was an ad on young black and fabulous. Thanks to Amani!

Playboy: It's Only Baroque And Roll But I Like It

Hot Lips!
Hot Legs!
Stumpy Arms!

Like seriously, what is she, a tyrannosaur? Thanks to SmashD! Original is here!

Virginia GOP: Stop Flinching You Flinchers

I say I say I say, my "brown-skinned terrorist" has no nose!
What what what? No nose you say? How does he smell?
I don't know, but McCain looks Palin comparison!

Thanks to Rob! Original is here!

Blonde & Blonder: It's A No Art Director

I usually feel that comedy movies get something of a free pass when it comes to Photoshop. The standard I'd expect from Vogue doesn't really apply to them.

However, I don't think I'm being unreasonable when I say that there has to be a certain point where you have to say "This is abysmal. The hopeless inadequacy of your work is insulting to even the stupidest people. Please stop now."

Thanks to Victor, original is here!

Marie Claire: On reflection, perhaps not

To: Art Dept
From: sparry@marieclaire.com
Subject: Excellent retouching! You didn't miss a thing!

Thanks to Grom!

Rittal: And If He's Angry And Sad He's A Bi-polar Bear

You see the polar bear represents cooling, and it is three-legged to represent the, uh, quality of the cooling. Thing. Quality.

Thanks to Tim!

Parle Moi D'Amour: Can You Spot It?

Designeur 1: Zut alors! Ces images de la femme sont useless!

Designeur 2: Hein? Ah, oui, elle est totalment looking dans le wrong direction!

Designeur 1: Qu'est-ce que je can do?

Designeur 2: J'ai un idea. Pourquoi pas flip le image!

Designeur 1: Bien sur! Ne personne will ever know!

Merci a Vincent!

Boden: The Woman Who Wasn't There

Hey guys, don't tell me you've never had a date turn out like this.

Thanks to Sally! Original is here!

Cosmopolitan: I Wonder What He Was Originally Holding

Hi baby, how you doing? I'm just lying here toasting my buns. Yeah. Alright. Bet you're wondering why my hand is inexplicably intersecting this miniature copy of Cosmopolitan, aren't you. Yeah. Bet you're thinking that someone budgeted about thirty seconds to cranking this comp out aren't you, yeah, you bad little girl.

Thanks to Natalie! Original is Day 31 of this mess.

Deutsche Post: Err Mail

Oh, ignore him, he's just my weird floating half-child.

Props to Stanislav!

Kia: Ko Car Cluster

Sometimes the message in an ad is abundantly clear: Kia cars suck so much that they bend light.

Thanks to Buns!

90210: Ouch

Don't the producers of 90210 know that by flubbing at Photoshop they're putting at risk the hard-won sense of gritty realism that makes their inner-city drama so compelling?

Thanks to everyone who has sent this in!

Essence: Meanwhile In The Uncanny Valley

Remember when you were a child and you went to Madam Tussauds and every figure you saw looked like a store mannequin and your long-held faith in the ability of grown-ups to deliver on a promise ended? This cover is sort of like that.

Props to Cihan! Thanks to Young Black and Fabulous for the cover!

DenShield: Grit Your Teeth!

Have sensitive teeth and a chromosome disorder? Cure your teeth with Denshield!

Thanks to stickypurplecat! Original is here!

The Advocate: EWWWWWWWWWW

If you don't like pictures of naked men you'll be repulsed, whereas if you like pictures of naked men you'll be repulsed.

Original is here. Thanks to anonymous!

Edit: Investment funds it is.

Tattoo Sleeve: Kiiiillllll Meeeeeee

To be honest, when I was in my teens my right arm was unusually well-developed too.

Thanks to Ron!

Paris-Match: Jambe-Packed

OK already, enough, here, I'm posting it. Sheesh.

France's President Sarkozy, shown here meeting with Emperor Palpatine, is pursued by Toulouse Lautrec^{[citation needed]}.

Lexar: 8GB

8GB. 8GB. 8GB.
8GB 8GB 8GB. Eight gigabytes. 8GB. 8GB 8GB 8GB. 8GB. Eight.

4GB.

Thanks to Jerry P!

L'Oreal: Turn The Volumizer To 11!

• Hire Eva Longoria! Check


• Do super shoot! Check


• Decide that hair needs to be bigger! Check


• Do marvelous job with Photoshop!

Original is here ^{[Warning: mindbendingly poor HTML]}! Thanks to Robin!