Well it's a Portugese movie so obviously she's yakuza, dumbass.
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Monday, March 9, 2009
Salazar: Chick Unfingers
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the WHOLE poster is a disaster, poorly done!
It just look as though she has her index finger in her hair.
Also: That guy's head is huge.
Yes, killervirgo got it. Her finger is hidden behind the hair.
Except... where does her index finger connect to her hand?
Rather, her index finger *was* hidden in her hair.
"Her finger is hidden in her hair"? Which finger? Is she flipping the bird to the huge headed man behind her?
Actually that hair looks fake to me. But I realize that actors can have fake looking hair for real, so what do I know...?
Er, guys?
Her right little finger seems to have been sliced off.
Although, if she seems cool with that, should we care?
This is fascinating evidence of the graphic design law commonly known as the Conservation of Digits. For every Photoshop Disaster that adds a finger, an equal and opposite Disaster must take one away.
surely this was done to distract people so they don't notice how awful the rest of this poster is.
Her index finger is just sticking in the hair. It's connected to the hand right next to the middle finger, but her thumb is obscuring that; although I think you can see a piece of finger behind the underside of the thumb.
Try the pose in the mirror and you'll see how it works.
Oh my, a portuguese film =D
(Spoilers: I'm portuguese.)
Christopher Walkin is Yakuza, he took that finger.
verification: hotoron - which is more Mexican Spanish than Portuguese...
Neil Tennant from the Pet Shop Boys, shown here playing a gangster, took her finger when she didn't pay his rent.
The actress is from the Portuguese branch of the Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown family.
http://www.cmgww.com/baseball/brown/
While it is possible that her finger could be in her hair, the question is, why would it be?
Hey, that's not Salazar!! i've seen that guy in other movies!!
lol. nowai...
i'm from Portugal and i know that tv movie/mini-series, but never saw the poster. :o
its kinda weird because there's no reference to the channel (sic, yes we have a channel called sic lol) and there's no reference to the air time. *confused*
It's more of a soap-opera, than a mini-series.
FYI: Salazar was basically a Portuguese tyrant, a fascist. The idea behind this historic re-enactment was “To know the past, is to prevent the future”, I think. Returning to the picture, has anybody notice the rest of the sofa, in first plan?
Hey people! Don't be so bad.... the fingers there... behind the girls hair. btw i am portuguese and i'm glad i didn't lived in that time ;)
It´s a Photographic disaster... The index finger is hidden in the curly hair... But the whole poster is a really Disaster, at all.
The bottom text: "All that Salazar wanted to hide. All that was discovered later". Maybe it's about her finger.
maybe she lost it fighting with his bulls!
I don't care about the finger. What freaks me out is her SHOULDER.
I'm portuguese...and proud to say that it's a series of episodes...poorly directed...nice disaster though
I never saw the series and I'm seeing the poster for the 1st time. I'm loving how bad it is but hey, all publicity is good publicity.
Can't believe a portuguese poster landed here! He he
Good catch :)
When I hold my hand so that my index finger is folded down over my palm, it looks pretty much exactly like hers (except larger and more square, 'cause I'm a guy). Even if I put my index finger in my hair, my hand doesn't look like that, because my fingers don't slide over toward my thumb like loose crackers in a tray. They're attached.
It looks to me as though she was playfully holding or stroking something with her pinky. She is looking over at whatever or whoever that would be. But then they cut the pinky away.
Ironically... The phrase at the bottom of the poster says: "Everything Salazar wanted to hide. Everythng that was uncovered later."
(Insert yor joke about hidden fingers and findin out about bad Photoshooping here.) ^^
Did no one else notice her face? Half of it seems drawn on. Her whole right side, to our left, wasn't in the original picture.
Viva gente,
podia-me dizer a origem deste apanhado sff?
bem apanhado.
Poor thing can't extend her pinki at those high-class parties.
What the yakuzas have to do with the portugueses?
Is no one else seeing the klingon hidden cleverly in the hair behind her hand? It's subliminal advertising.
What have the yakuzas have to do with the portugueses?
I'm So Glad to live in portugal xD
(she is very hot :P)
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