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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Linda P: Old One-Arm Is Back
I just don't understand how things like that are missed. A blind man on a galloping horse could see the error.
very nice....that's one hell of a shitty PSD..
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I understand why I can't reach the original anymore. xD
That's shitty beyond understanding.
haha sometimes arms just get in the way...

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I particularly like the way it looks like her remaining hand is searching for the missing arm.
0_o
OMG... o_O
Pourtant elle a vraiment un bras ^^ :
http://old.netmode.com.vn/dataimages/200612/original/images1178719_0610_look_05.jpg
She just has her arm folded behind her back!
*ahem*
Poor amputee...
I couldn't justify this even if she were really an amputee
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(a new Ikea chair)
It's not even a very good mask. So we're definitely missing a right arm (as evidenced by a right shoulder also missing), and most of the left thumb. Definitely PSD.
word verification: curancid
omg that's hilarious.
I'd love to see someone saying its not a PsD
I notice they left the cuff of the sweater...wouldn't want to compromise the product. And they added some really fake looking hair. Not sure why - the arm would have looked better in the same location.
And yes, the position of the remaining hand - wrapped around nothingness.
Why mess something up a little bit when you can produce a real fiasco?
It's been a while so what the hell:
"My girlfriend can do that."
(yeah I know it's a meme but it's OUR meme.)
As far as I can tell she has her hand behind her neck. All we can see is her elbow, which is pointed directly at the camera. The rest of her hand/forearm is obscured by her hair.
@James Knevitt
Hahaha....no.
Not a disaster! this is called electronic surgery and it's very popular with the amputee fetish community. Duh!
I love how even though they've cut her shoulder, her hair is still resting on thin air. Also, the right hand side of the image seems to have been cropped, so her hair ends in a dead straight line.
omg! that's one hell of a shitty PSD...
Never mind her. She's 'armless! Bwahahahaha!
Me: Can I give you a hand?
She: No thanks, I already have one... ummm, most of one.
It's just a flesh wound.
Anyone notice most of her fingers on her left hand have bits missing??
What secret was she hiding for them to cut pieces off her like that? ^^
Models are INVINCIBLE! :P
Well maybe someone didn't realise that photoshop could remove limbs until too late? Thus she in reality only has one arm! :P
dear God, WHY?
If I had to guess, I'd say one of the black sleeves of the shirt inadvertedly got sent to the alpha channel layer.
Still, when you call it done and ready to publish... HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE IT?
Word verification: Fitio
yikes! you lose an arm in photoshoots.
Not a disaster. She has her arm behind the pink plaque, where is a mirror that reflects a sunset inthe ocean.
She also can bend her feet backwards and has extremely long calves.
This blog is going downhill.
Pychl!
What I dont get is the need to cut her arm off! I study fine arts, I think I know something about composition and an arm wasnt a problem at all!
Creativity/design capacity lack as well?
Oh, that's not a disaster, I can totally BbbzzzzzzzzzzAAAAAGGGGGHHHH AAAAHHHHH AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!
LOL
It seems no-one noticed that Ludovic posted a URL for the original photo, including with the missing arm.
whoh
@CH2R
"I study fine arts"
Lol, that doesn't make you a persuasive designer, and I'm sure you'll find that the complete removal of her arm was an accident anyway (perhaps a hidden layer/folder, accidentally altered mask ... anything really, that could have been the fault of the artworker that cut it, or anyone else in the process really).
But again to re-iterate ... studying fine arts != persuasive/web/marketing design, they're completely different fields ... like a bus driver and a pilot - they both drive vehicles, but im sure a bus driver wouldn't claim he could fly a plane by proxy :p
... or equally a pilot wouldn't claim he could drive a bus.
(unless of course you find a bus driver with a polits license and a pilot that likes to drive busses ... but this analogy is getting way out of hand)
Wow amazing trace skills around that hair... and here I am making hard work of things like that.
don't you people see what they obviously had to shop out?
she was holding a gun to someone's head!
look at her index finger, look at her threateningly gazing at us!
WV phiti
Those graphics will hurt you. Who knew a swirly line was so dangerous. Must be the nexus....
In the link Ludovic provided she found most of her arm...then lost in in the adjacent photo. I guess she's used to it.
wv: flioling verb. The act of amputating an arm with a curved shape.
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