Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Liza Minelli: I'M 63 YOU KNOW!


Arguably this is a Photoshop Triumph (if you are Liza Minelli.) For everyone else it's a bit of a stretch.

Thanks to Sven K (who has a cool site here!)

37 comments:

labyrinthine said...

don't you think it's just a airbrushed picture of a younger Liza?

psd fail.

Antoine said...

What's wrong??
Oh yes, Lisa Minelli herself

almondwine said...

psd fail indeed.

the thing about having been a celeb for decades is, well, there are decades worth of pictures.

i vote for redaction and banning of the psd failer.

jedit said...

I hate to agree with the dickheads, but perhaps as with the Yngvi Malmsteen a few weeks back, this is just an older picture of Liza.

Still a major fail on their part, of course.

David said...

To be honest, if I was buying whatever it is they're flogging here, I'd want to buy it from Sally Bowles.

I have no idea who that other woman is.

Broken Chalk said...

Actually, the fifty-thousand year old Liza still looks pretty good.

RYAN said...

I agree it is ridiculous. Looks more like an old pic of Jackie O. Did anyone count her fingers?

Scott said...

Yup, that is a heavily retouched photo of Minelli from the 1970s. Back when she was in things like Cabaret.

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Thiago Silva said...

I agree with the above post

heath said...

Fail or not, that was worth it for the "dorian-grey-filter-at-200%" tag.

Ebony McKenna. said...

Love the Dorian Grey reference.

Liza is a survivor. Using a 30-y-old photo is an insult.

ewaffle said...

The current photo isn't Liza with a Z. Its the rotting, briefly exhumed corpse of Judy Garland. And the photo in the ad isn't Lize, either. It is just some generic model who has been blur filtered until she could look slightly like anyone.

Verification: crumro !!

A Clockwork Orange said...

well, it worked for Minelli.

Aly C.I.A said...

What is this on? Is it something she's selling? How recent is it?

brunswick said...

Minnelli! Two 'N's, dammit!

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Bartek said...

Isn't it Dorian Gray, chaps?

N. said...

That's damn fine work, where's the PSD? :s

curvature said...

I don't know where the version on the PSD post is from, but the same photo is on her offical websiteIt's not in the galleries though, so no clue when it was originally taken. It doesn't look like one from the 70's though...

curvature said...

...actually a quick google search shows it's popping up on various sites but has relatively recently appeared. It's the cover image for a book published in Feb this year too.

The Mushroom said...

What ewaffle said. The real Liza with a Z is off at a caberet (though bears a striking resemblance to her mom's bloated corpse), and my mom had an album from when she looked like the picture at right. I was ten at the time, I'm fourty now...

verification word: ardingl -- something I'm not getting near either Liza. But neither is her fabulous husband, if you know what I mean.

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Kyle said...

It's Lucielle 2!! haha

ZaphodQB said...

I just love those eyebrows (both pictures) put on with a Mark-a-lot permanent marker.

heath said...

@Bartek: depends on the country you're from.

;)

Chris said...

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Steve403 said...

I've always liked Liza. She was great in the short lived "Arrested Development".

Reuven said...

I saw Liza Minnelli (two Ns two Ls, people!) in NYC last December. (Yes, I'm gay.) She didn't look all that bad....

Jeff said...
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Jeff said...

In both pictures, it looks like the "eyebrows" are just airbrushed on.

curvature said...

Out of curiosity I emailed the fansite and asked when the photo was taken. Their response:
"Liza had that taken a year ago -- last Good Friday, March (22nd, I Think, off the top of my head), 2008, in NYC, during a publicity photo shoot, by the photographer, Rick Day"

FKRNY said...

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svenk said...

The eyebrows ARE just airbrushed on.

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MrDorkESQ said...

Parade Magazine photo spread form March 2009.

DBA said...

That's not photoshopped Liza. That's a brunette Britney Spears.