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Tuesday, April 7, 2009
L'Oreal: Penelope Cruz Necked
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Aww she's like a baby giraffe :)
well, that looks comfortable.
lolreal never fails.
How? What? Can? Ugh? Her hand? What's up with that LOREALE?! Jesus christ.
not only does she have a neck like a giraffe, she has a left hand growing out of the crook of her right elbow
Wow. Crazy. That really is an obvious disaster.
Agree with Beth - almost as soon as the neck registered, I felt cold spasms running down my back when I saw the hand. Some people are just determined to get on this site, obviously.
No way! someone got to be fired for that creepy mess ^^ lol
yet another reason not to buy loreal. They don't just test on animals it would seem
Quite obviously pasted-on hair too. In fact, I highly doubt anything more than the face belongs to Miss Cruz... truly stunning.
That's a face LIFT alright....
It's messed up, and quite the fail... but the "hand growing out of the arm" is easily dismissed. It looks odd, but it's not impossible by any means. Ya see, wrists bend. Then the arm can go down to the elbow before up again.
At least... my wrist bends. Maybe I'm weird that way.
Don't be too harsh on them. L'Oreal is only a small business with little means to afford expensive designers to work on their image.
It's not like they're a huge multinational whose only focus is in making billions and building a dreamy image towards the public...
Wow, that looks hecka painful.
O.O
It looks like she was assembled from spare parts, including man hands. Look at the size of those flippers. It's like she's Ann Coulter.
I... I d... I don't... I don't know quite what to say... except that it's terrible. It's... oh, it's wrong, it's so, so wrong...
Scott - you're right. And man hands. Seinfeld.
Verification - smaym
It's possible that her hair is falling in such a way that it hides her shoulders and makes her neck look way too long...
... but I'm thinking that's not the case.
Wow she looks terrible. I don't understand how they think people won't notice how shoddy this is.
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another surrealist photoshop masterpiece...totally intentional.
P. C. phone home!!
Now that's just CREEPY. XD
Tiffany: I'm pretty sure that's what is happening. But the end result is so creepy that it still counts as a disaster.
I have seen some bad lifts, but that is high up on the list. Yikes!
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You know, I think Tiffany may be quite right:
Look at this
I just removed the hair and the neck no longer looks freakishly long.
Still, they did some massive smoothing and who knows what else that makes this just look... bad.
She seems happy anyway!
It sort of looks like someone is reaching out from in front of the photo to grab her chin. And once you visualize that, you realize that part of her left arm or wrist is missing.....
oh no, this is intentional and fail. totally. yes.
L'OLréal! Scary sh*t...
Am I the only one who can see her hand melting into her arm? Or is everyone too caught up in whether or not her neck is too long?
The question is not if you can see THE error - but how many errors can you find in this photo?
1. Neck - like that of a giraffe
2. Left hand
3. Scale of hands
4. Highlight on left bosom (main light source clearly from left, arms would like obstruct any fill)
This makes you look twice - makes a great teaching sample...
thanks for posting it!
Heath, it's not the right wrist that's the problem. As Alex says, her left pinkie is dissolving into her right arm. You aren't going to tell me your left hand does that, I guess.
@ heath: hey, yeah! Well, kind of. I think you're totally right the neck isn't too tall upwards, but, I think it's too "tall" downward. I reckon it's a lack of shading issue; which makes the whole area flat obviously but also it means the neck continues downward where it should stop and the chest should start. And thus, a sexy sexy giraffe look.
gadzooks! The question on this one is "why?". Shadow maybe? i couldn't imagine removing a clavical or anything....
wv: sornscra
hahaha...it's like in family guy
Cleveland "Sea biscuit, sea biscuit"
"I'm not Sea biscuit,...I'm Penelope Cruz!"
This is one of the worst disasters I have ever seen. Its not just the neck - the hand/arm apparently belongs to a 50 year-old giant...
L'Oreal: Because you're totally not worth it? :P
Ok I suck at seeing the mistakes but come on. Even I see this disaster.
this had me giggling for at least 20 minutes today
Well, it fooled me!
Anybody else get the feeling that she has five extra elbows?
oh c'mon, this is not a disaster!
I can do this with my neck right now! ...and with my hand ...and shoulder!
I suppose they figure the hair on her shoulders would explain for the length of her neck, but that is just a bit excessive.
This is one of those photos that gets funnier the more I stare at it :D
-From the home theater installation & tv antenna gal :)
That photo has been in the supermarkets a while now. Long freaky neck. -shiver-
A Penelope Cruz pez dispenser. Nice.
A Penelope Cruz Pez dispenser. Nice.
Penelope Cruz Pez dispenser: $ 0,99 on Ebay.
Auch, it hurts to look at. Lolreal, seriously, save money in some other way, dont hire a fourteen year old wannabe to do your work for you.
Painful.
I like my girls just like this. nice and Giraffey. ohh baby.
OK so her hand floating in out of nowhere is completely creepy, but her face is still beautiful. Although many people think her sister is more beautiful. I hear her sister is moving in to be her competition in the US.
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