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Thursday, May 28, 2009
Closer: The Cutout Of Delight
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And she has a third hand to hold her purse!
well, at least it's a well-manicured hand.
That must br Freddy Kruegger's hand, because this picture is a NIGHTMARE|
I almost dropped my laptop when I saw that hand. Terrifying.
That jewelry's really really big.
no need to say that this photo its really messed up !
who the fck edited this photo?!
I've been reading this blog for a while, and most times I can't see the disaster. This one, however, creeps me out!
um, also, what is wrong with her face? does she actually look like that?
LOOK THIS! http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL1171502-9798,00-VEJA+AS+PRIMEIRAS+FOTOS+DE+TAIS+ARAUJO+NA+PELE+DE+HELENA+DE+VIVER+A+VIDA.html
oh, severed fingers as jewelry, that's innovative!
Worse than Freddy Krueger. Nicholas Sarkozy.
The arm that the hand is lying on doesn't look all that great, either. Where was that hand originally? It's in an odd position if someone laid their hand on her arm - is it perhaps her own right hand and then they added a different one with a purse? Can't figure it out.
another thing--I could believe she´s that skinny, but the extremely bad job of doing something to her dress makes me think.."huh, guess not."
You can see the original, uncropped pic here: http://tinyurl.com/acab2n
Looks like the hand is Pierre Berge... and the top may be slightly corseted to give her that silhouette...
"I hold your hand in mine, dear,
I press it to my lips...
I take a healthy bite
From your dainty fingertips.
My joy would be complete, dear,
If you were only here,
But still I keep your hand
As a precious souvenir..."
Is it a new line of ultra-lifelike bracelets, perhaps? Definitely a FAIL!
Megan @ adventuresofacarnivore.com
@Damia, there is another disaster on your link to the Daily Fail, yet more spooky fingers.
Morgan, she does have a cat-face, very feline.
Damia, they trimmed her waist significantly, following darts in the fabric--you can see where they made the cut by looking at the second pic in the URL you provided. Dang! I don't understand why they do that. Humans are not shaped like that!
Her purse has become posessed by the girl from the Ring and is going to kill her! AGH! AGH! AGH!
She’s an extreemely handy girl. A couple of extra fingers growing out from her left arm, just under the elbow. There really is nothing that can stop a really mad scientist these days, is it?
weebsom:
Actually, those aren't spooky fingers.
Pierre Berge is still escorting her. It's just hard to see his dark suit against the dark background. That's why her left arm also looks somewhat anorexic - it's pressing against his suit coat.
"It's not a tooma."
wv: clutatio
I'm amazed no one has come up with the Addams Family theme yet.
Arrrrggh... maybe the most awful disaster that I ever saw here.
Poor Carla Bruni...
Hello pinched waist!
It is Sarkozy'z rootkits planted in her mobile to asure him that she's neither downloading illegal files or having side affairs.
France's new HADOPI-law at glance...
WV: selstor
What a professional! Even with a zombie hand trying to claw her arm away from her purse, she has such a pleasant look on her face.
At last, I see a Motie. I didn't know Carla Bruni was a Motie, but I know a gripping hand when I see one.
extra hand...lollerskates!
3 hands = tentacles
Well, Carla Bruni's face wasn't always like this... surgery is showing.
@damia: The picture below the original is creepy too, but the zombie fingers have MOVED!
http://tinyurl.com/acab2n (2nd picture down.)
Holy crap!
I want one too!
Carla: "I never knew he had that G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip!"
frankenstein! She doesn't have her own hands! :)
Holly crap and bollocky wankshite! What the hell happened to my favorite first lady? The worst PSD ever!
Hey, it's not a disaster! I can do that! ;-)
From what angle was that hand resting on her arm like that? (I mean, where was the arm during this event?) Bad enough that that hand is in a place it almost can't be (her whole arm was probably cut out of something else and placed there), but it has two thumbs.
And she should have at least a little cleavage. Where did it go? And is that really her face?
Shall I go on?
Kasey -
As I noted above, those aren't actually a Photoshop Fail in the second picture.
Pierre Berge's shoulder is in view, it's just very difficult to see. That's why her arm looks altered - it's pressing against the cloth of his jacket.
It's the latest crime invention - the remote controlled pickpocket. She'll soon find her wallet missing!
oh it must be her new designer bracelet, awesome!
haha that is so ridiculous that no one noticed that before it was published
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disembodied hand.... freaky.
Woa. Cool. An actual Photoshop disaster for a change, not a photo that's been overly color corrected, or skin that's been moved slightly more than some peoples' taste.
Bravo.
now that's just creepy.
I always carry an extra hand in my purse for that extra special support we sometimes need =)
That purse is attacking her! What a fashion statement.
It took me a second but oh shoot! They messed up big time didn't they!! That's a disaster.
Shawna's Study Abroad
oh god I am actually crying from laughing. so freaky and so funny
No no! It's her date, The Thing!
look at the top of her head, is that hair even hers?
Man, I been checkin' out yer blog...
Gosh damn... Thing is everywhere!
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