Crescer is a Brazilian horror movie where these evil monsters - what? It's a parenting magazine?
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Crescer: BEHIND YOU!
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That's one ugly baby, and a horribly comped image, bad yes; disasters stretching it a little though ;)
I want nasty distortions, obvious clone tool usage and reflections that bend space and time!
i don't see anything wrong
the last name is Howlett
SNIKT
Haha!! Look at them teefs!!
word verification: dambity
Not that bad! I would have a heart attack if I saw this passing by a news stand! It looks like a leprechaun that's hovering behind a girl, ready to attack!
Isn't that kid the same one who appears on this picture?
http://www.legendsofhorror.org/images/critters/critters.jpg
did they edit in teeth? WHY?
The lighting is all kinds of crazy too. the mom's in the sun at 7:00pm, the baby's in a studio somewhere.
OMFG that is heinous. I may have nightmares. :(
Fresh flesh...yaarrrrrrrrrhhh
oh God. this is really messed up !
Chucky!
Original hunters can find it here.
Word verification, oddly, was lances.
Only leaving a comment for the word verification:
mentard
braaaaiiiiiiins!
Just wait until they see this week's Veja cover...
The weird part is that if you cover up just the eyes, or just the mouth, it looks "okay." But put together it's terrifying!
hahahahahahaha! god, that little kid is so ugly and scary.
While that kid is freaking me out, it actually looks like they also put a completely different head on the mom. Is it just me or does the neck seem to be out of place and blended and blurred out?
Ooh, the woman's head is entirely disconnected. it's a picture from her facing left, down to the bottom of the neck tendons. Egad. This is a seriously bad PSD.
I think they put an older child's face on a toddler's head. Reminds me of all the old comic books where the artists didn't know how to draw kids, so they drew tiny, creepy adults instead.
This is honestly one of the worst PD's I have seen on this blog. This picture is repellant.
I think I'm going to have nightmares!
Another bad Brazilian magazine cover, as already pointed out by gabrielcadias: http://veja.abril.com.br/idade/exclusivo/270509/capa.html
gremlin!
Well, we really can't make an good magazine :(
Agh! I'm strangely delighted that it's going to devour my flesh! :P
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@Thiago:
Yesterday I've submitted that Veja's cover here to PsD (my guess is that some other people did the same, coz it is REALLY bad!), now I'm hoping it is published here as well!
hahahaa scary =S
The Veja cover really does deserve a spot here.
But I must say it took a tremendous amount of willpower to come here and comment after seeing this disaster.
I wanted to hide under my bed.
Baby does look like Chucky, only with whiter and pointier teeth! With glowing eyes. That mom is about to lose her head...literally. But that might be a good thing, as it is clearly on wrong.
The proportions seem off, too. Maybe it's just the perspective, but the mom seems too big or the kid too small. The face looks like the kid is 10 while its body is 2.
Perhaps this was a Carnivale edition.
oooh, I see what they´ve done...
the picture was to big, so they´d mirrored the moms face to fit the cover.
damn, that still is f**** ugly. Why do even babies need to have a doll´s skin?
sweet Jesus save me!
Oh my galaxy... Is that a new ad for Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell?
This scared the hell out of me. I know what my nightmares will be about tonight...
My best friend can do that.
nightmares indeed.
That is terrifying.
Sharpen teeth tool > 150%
Pure evil filter > 666%
horrible...
HAHAHA,omg tht baby's face.
Monstaaaaaaa
The new Jaws film gets a reshoot.
Found the original before it got shopped.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2dgubet.jpg
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT aaaaaarcgh.
Would it be so difficult to just take a photo like that?
It look's like a Chuck's girlfriend atack!
What's the article? How to take control of your tiny troll before your tiny troll takes control of you?
My girlfriend's baby can do that.
WV: Phaca (which sounds like Faca, portughese for knife, which is what the toddler fro hell is holding in the other hand)
based on the other pictures in the magazine, the comp was made from pictures at the same shoot. So I guess it's ok to comp as long as you only use the same person's body parts. The girl is actually pretty cute in other pictures (where she's not smiling).
http://ego.globo.com/Gente/foto/0,,15886449-EXH,00.jpg
LOL!!!!
I just saw this magazine last weekend in a store! The moment i saw it I knew it was ridiculous! HAHAHAHA
imagine if you cross the street and find one of this little guys!! OMG!
lol! looks like chucky's doughter
om nom nom nom nom
Hahahahahaha! This picture cracked me up! That kid looks like Chucky! Hahahahaha!
Well... that, and the teeth, and the fact that "mom" and "baby" seem to have been pasted together in Paint.
@mincuina
Where it's not smiling and it has light-colored eyes instead of glowing blue-green ones. And where it has a normal baby head.
wv: tallyin
The baby's body looks right, but the head doesn't seem to have been in the original pic. The woman's head was in the sun (probably facing the other way).
Just because you can do stuff in PS doesn't mean you should. Sometimes taking another picture is better!
wv:dcourve
I'm afraid... :O
Scary!!! :-O
Photoshop FAIL.
Chucky?
... That poor little girl. I think somebody in post-production had it out for her.
I don´t know which one is worse, Crescer or the Veja cover someone sent. As a brazilian myself, I´m so proud of our covers, always on PsD!!
That woman's neck looks like Escher's infinite staircase.
I do not speak Portuguese, but I think the article is something like "Special: Happier Moms!"
Go figure.
I can tell something is wrong, but I can't tell what.
@ Julia - you're correct.
Or, in a more litteral translation "Moms more happy!".
I don't see what's wrong wi- OH MY GOD!
the kid looks like Chucky from Childs Play
They're doing it to kids. This must be a sin or something.
Forget the kids...
This beach should've been in the background ;)
http://tinyurl.com/qrs2bm
i'm afraid!!!
That´s kinda creepy...
Really, Jolene? Do you know, I don't think a single person has mentioned that yet.
Dunce.
@ Matt
Well played, sir.
For other brazilian disaster, look this: http://www.surra.org/index.php?post_id=4806
Putaqueoparél!!
assustador.
creepy, haha.
A future Fleishman-Hillard member?
Oh hai Renesmee.
hahahahahahaaaa eu sou brasileira, a foto está horrível mesmo!!!
I´m afraid of Crecer now! ^^
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Im from Brazil and seen this magazine. Even told my mom: "OMG, THIS IS CHUCKY"
WOW THAT'S A REALLY CREEPY BABY
oh god, I can't stop laughing
poor Manuela (the baby), must be a pretty girl but unlucky aswell. - i promise you guys that we have normal kids here in brazil :D
CHUCKYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
LOL OMG that comment was hilarius!
As a Mom, I'm horrified and as brazilian, argh, what an awfull job.
That is something i dont really get it, why so many re touchs? Kids dont need that.
People should value true beauty a little more, nothing wrong about imperfections, thats part of us being unique!
Sad sad, i would hate to be mom of the kid in this picture!
Hey, it's Renesmee!
chuky!!!!! :(
Om nom nom nom nom!
@ Claire
AHAHHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Renesmee! Get away from the nice lady, You know we're vegetarian!
Ggaaggagahahahhahahahah sorry bout my laugh. i used photoshop
hahaha
http://www.bemparana.com.br/imagens/colunistas/tele/090511/TELE_1105_CYNTHIA9688.jpg
the same girl...she is cutie :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... The child is talking -I will eat your heart.
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