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Monday, May 18, 2009
Discount Dance: Dance Dance Revulsion
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The legwarmers are just as bad!
mmm... the background (the door) behind the Asian woman, obviously looks very fake. Otherwise, the catalog looks alright, I guess.
yikes. whatever they did to her waist wasn't done very well. that belt is fuzzy.
I often feel the need to go to my local paint shop and have a leotard sprayed on.
I had to look a second then I saw
1) the strange, painted on belt
2) is that two knees on the legwarmer model???
What happened to her stomach? Did they actually add more in? That would be unheard of, Isn't shopping women down to 2 inch waists a required step in the instruction manual?
Is no one noticing the head that is twice as big as a regular one?
The body is beyond awkward. What's with her leotard looks like it never belonged there.
what a bizarre peanut body...
OMG! You can SEE the paste-line under her chin!
wv: shemac, oupsa
Jeff, I believe that most people have two knees.
;)
I think everyone knows that toy called Potato Head.
Well... now meet Ms. Sausage Body! You can add arms, legs and head!
(waist sold apart)
The site is full of them!!!!
http://www.discountdance.com/image/419x450/d1051c.jpg
http://www.discountdance.com/image/419x450/d5104c.jpg
http://www.discountdance.com/image/419x450/d2910.jpg
And oh, my god, my eyes:
http://www.discountdance.com/image/419x450/770c.jpg
@Anonymous Midwest Girl
Oh dear god!
YUCK! What the hell!?
Combining a discount photographer with a discount photoshopper probably suits them well. I wonder if they were both nephews or nieces of the owner.
she's an anime character. only wery badly drawn.
When you have your stomach muscles surgically removed, you need these $10 leotards to keep your guts in place.
@Anonymous Midwest Girl:
the two black shorts you linked are perfectly fine photos, but with really bad levels, look hard and you can see the details
It comes the depths to devour us with its abnormal shape and form! :P
Shitty...
Hello, Thirteen.
the waist look funny with belt.
That is terrifying.
Gosh! Her torso is horrendous!!
Aside of the whole pose, but that torso... yikes! Terrible PsD!
WAIST BELT IS LOOKING LIKE A TUMMY TRIMMER....
I think the photoshopper got confused - "Damn, forgot again - it's make the BOOBIES bigger and the WAIST smaller"
I like writing boobies in caps.
Esoteric Hotdog (with belt)
the funky leotard is just to distract you while she devours your soul
Dance Dance Revulsion??? ROFL.
that is messed up ... period.
It's like an optical illusion with no point.
The belt buckle is out of line with the hips. Of course, if it was in the right position we wouldn't see it in all its glory.
She reminds me of Predator.
A LIFE SIZE PHOTO OF THE GIRL PASTED ON THE DOOR....FUNNY
If that girl isn't standing in front of that door, it's the best photoshop work I've ever seen.
It's the leotard you dullards!
Lol.. they must have forgotten to put the ever-so-important belt on before the shoot. "Don't worry, we'll just 'shop it in!"
everyones too cheap to hire models to just wear the crap they're selling these days.
damn you adobe, creating lazy cheapskates since 2001.
i totally have the physical catalog!! the cover looks nothing like that! heres the original!
http://i35.tinypic.com/4tx56h.jpg
OMG!! i totally recognized this!! i have the REAL catalog with the original photo cover!
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