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I wish MY head would swivel like that!
Apparently twisting someones neck doesn't always kill them...
I'm just waiting for someone to say "I can do that." XD
Well, yeah, of course... if you want a side shot while showing off all the hair you have to hire one of those extra-bendy models.
WTF!!!!!!!
Wouldn't like to meet her down a dark alley!
Hey, Kathryne...
I can do that :-))))))))
Reminds me of the "Exorcisist" bit in the movie "Stay Tuned", which was a typically 80s ultra-perky aerobics instructor whose routine included head spins.
"OK, now vomit".
I was wondering what was wrong with this when I opened the window.
Until I scrolled down.
ok, this is so wrong xD
WHOA Why the hell is she still posing for pictures? Get her a doctor ASAP!
@ leahcharlotte
My experience too.
All this needs is some split pea soup and a crucifix.
Good lord. Someone got paid for this.
I can do that, but that would definitely not be a natural pose. Sure, one could argue that poses never are natural, but this is a little awkward... x]
OMFG that is AMAZING. I can't believe the error escaped them here.
My girlfriend can do tha...crack!
Ooops!
what about the piece of arm emerging from her hair? where does it connect?!
Actually, I have seen a girl do that, and it wasn't in The Exorcist.
Okay, it was in Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer, but I'm just saying.
OMG WHO does your captions?? They are always so brilliant, I love them! They make me laugh everytime!
A really good physiotherapist can help here...
eegads!
the power of Christ compels you!!
Oh my goodness. My neck was already hurting before looking at this.. now I just want to cry.
Maybe she's part owl.
That is possible for some people, but from the relative position of her head to her neck and the lack of wrinkles, it's an obvious PSD. Not to mention the freaky arm that looks like it's been moved a good six inches up and to the right. D:
Death Becomes Her.
OUCH!
I'd like to see that show up on a magazine in a chiropractor's office.
But this is really two people. It's a headless torso in the foreground and a normal woman behind peering over it.
She must have the same kind of neck as Matthew McConaughey does in the poster for "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past."
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!!!!!
This is the shittest piece of wankshite I've ever seen...
Well, i really can do something like that - but it looks completely different and, most important, it hurts ;-)
I wonder how many people are trying to look over their shoulder to see how far their head goes right now. ;)
Oh jeeze, I didn't even notice the hunk of arm in her hair! WOW. And Eric, I was thinking the exact same thing...
I don't understand what is so difficult about this. Just put your left hand on the back of your head and turn it left. It's not difficult. If you can't this then you should really go to the doctor because your neck doesn't work right. Your head turns more when you check your blind spot while driving.
"Your head turns more when you check your blind spot while driving."
But doing that, you turn your shoulder as well. The difficulty is to turn your neck without turning your shoulder.
@ Eric: I didn't just try it, I checked it with my webcam... now call me an idiot ;-)
Yeah, your head can turn that far, but your neck wrinkles, your shoulder moves, etc... the head rarely turns that far without the rest of the top portions getting involved.
Philip, try turning your head that far while keeping that distance between chin and shoulder and looking down slightly. There will be be an audible crack but don't blame me.
Hey.
It´s not a matter of turning your head, really. The thing is: where does your neck and the rest of your body attach???????
She looks like the daughter of Mr. Burns, from Simpsons :)
*crrrraaaaack*
That's greatly disturbing.
Holy shit, somebody actually claimed they could do this. Philip, are you kidding? Do you realize that your neck would actually have come out of your chest instead of from between your shoulders?
Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
This disaster is quite a headturner. :)
After a terrible accident, and tragic head and neck re-attachment surgery Lisa was able to resume her modeling career...but only for certain poses.
OK, I get it! The model fell down the stairs and she's dead, lying on the floor with a broken neck. The photographer hated to waste a good pose and all that hairdressing time, so he took the picture anyway.
I still don't think that it is that far-fetched to say that someone could do that. You are aware that shoulders move as well. See how she kinda looks slouched? It's because she moved her shoulder forward. It's a bad angle and a funky position, but not a psd.
lol omg scary!
Philip, if she was slouched it might be believable, but you can't slouch and keep that distance between chin and shoulder. You would need a few extra vertibrae.
I can do that. It's an awkward, terrible angle, but it's doable.
No, you cant.
Holly28
You might be able to do it, but, you can't walk away from it!
and theres a arm coming out of her head!!
and theres a arm coming out of her head!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA her neck is coming out of her chest! It's awesome, she looks like Steven Spielberg's E.T.!!
the power of Yoga
alkjgha I was just scrolling down, not particularly captivated, and this actually startled me
I think I jumped a little
Oh my...
Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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