Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hairdressers Journal: Linda Blair Special


It's a pretty good deal; you get a haircut, a mani-pedi, and an exorcism.

Thanks to Heather! Original is here!

57 comments:

talesofawellfedgraphicdesigner said...

I wish MY head would swivel like that!

solidsnake204 said...

Apparently twisting someones neck doesn't always kill them...

Kathryne said...

I'm just waiting for someone to say "I can do that." XD

Ash said...

Well, yeah, of course... if you want a side shot while showing off all the hair you have to hire one of those extra-bendy models.

pixieminx said...

WTF!!!!!!!

Wouldn't like to meet her down a dark alley!

- said...

Hey, Kathryne...
I can do that :-))))))))

FelixAndAva said...

Reminds me of the "Exorcisist" bit in the movie "Stay Tuned", which was a typically 80s ultra-perky aerobics instructor whose routine included head spins.

"OK, now vomit".

leahcharlotte said...

I was wondering what was wrong with this when I opened the window.

Until I scrolled down.

Vir said...

ok, this is so wrong xD

Marcelo said...

WHOA Why the hell is she still posing for pictures? Get her a doctor ASAP!

David said...

@ leahcharlotte

My experience too.

KlevaBich said...

All this needs is some split pea soup and a crucifix.

Good lord. Someone got paid for this.

Kaffe Myers said...

I can do that, but that would definitely not be a natural pose. Sure, one could argue that poses never are natural, but this is a little awkward... x]

Nikki said...

OMFG that is AMAZING. I can't believe the error escaped them here.

Saurio said...

My girlfriend can do tha...crack!

Ooops!

emma said...

what about the piece of arm emerging from her hair? where does it connect?!

David said...

Actually, I have seen a girl do that, and it wasn't in The Exorcist.

Okay, it was in Henry, Portrait of a Serial Killer, but I'm just saying.

Khadija Ejaz said...

OMG WHO does your captions?? They are always so brilliant, I love them! They make me laugh everytime!

Ebony McKenna. said...

A really good physiotherapist can help here...

platypotamus said...

eegads!

the power of Christ compels you!!

Juliana said...

Oh my goodness. My neck was already hurting before looking at this.. now I just want to cry.

Marrock said...

Maybe she's part owl.

Miss Misfire said...

That is possible for some people, but from the relative position of her head to her neck and the lack of wrinkles, it's an obvious PSD. Not to mention the freaky arm that looks like it's been moved a good six inches up and to the right. D:

roballen said...

Death Becomes Her.

adler said...

OUCH!

Robert said...

I'd like to see that show up on a magazine in a chiropractor's office.

But this is really two people. It's a headless torso in the foreground and a normal woman behind peering over it.

Luke said...

She must have the same kind of neck as Matthew McConaughey does in the poster for "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past."

Val said...

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!!!!!

Jérem' said...

This is the shittest piece of wankshite I've ever seen...

Michael said...

Well, i really can do something like that - but it looks completely different and, most important, it hurts ;-)

Eric said...

I wonder how many people are trying to look over their shoulder to see how far their head goes right now. ;)

July19 said...

Oh jeeze, I didn't even notice the hunk of arm in her hair! WOW. And Eric, I was thinking the exact same thing...

philip said...

I don't understand what is so difficult about this. Just put your left hand on the back of your head and turn it left. It's not difficult. If you can't this then you should really go to the doctor because your neck doesn't work right. Your head turns more when you check your blind spot while driving.

Michael said...

"Your head turns more when you check your blind spot while driving."

But doing that, you turn your shoulder as well. The difficulty is to turn your neck without turning your shoulder.

@ Eric: I didn't just try it, I checked it with my webcam... now call me an idiot ;-)

TornadoBaby said...

Yeah, your head can turn that far, but your neck wrinkles, your shoulder moves, etc... the head rarely turns that far without the rest of the top portions getting involved.

The Sophisticate's Diary said...

Philip, try turning your head that far while keeping that distance between chin and shoulder and looking down slightly. There will be be an audible crack but don't blame me.

Diana said...

Hey.
It´s not a matter of turning your head, really. The thing is: where does your neck and the rest of your body attach???????
She looks like the daughter of Mr. Burns, from Simpsons :)

daddy yomope said...

*crrrraaaaack*

Passion Fruit said...

That's greatly disturbing.

Alejo said...

Holy shit, somebody actually claimed they could do this. Philip, are you kidding? Do you realize that your neck would actually have come out of your chest instead of from between your shoulders?

Mil Palabras said...

Sweet Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

ExampleChaz said...

This disaster is quite a headturner. :)

Kasey said...

After a terrible accident, and tragic head and neck re-attachment surgery Lisa was able to resume her modeling career...but only for certain poses.

Kasey said...

OK, I get it! The model fell down the stairs and she's dead, lying on the floor with a broken neck. The photographer hated to waste a good pose and all that hairdressing time, so he took the picture anyway.

philip said...

I still don't think that it is that far-fetched to say that someone could do that. You are aware that shoulders move as well. See how she kinda looks slouched? It's because she moved her shoulder forward. It's a bad angle and a funky position, but not a psd.

BLIND WORKS said...

lol omg scary!

The Sophisticate's Diary said...

Philip, if she was slouched it might be believable, but you can't slouch and keep that distance between chin and shoulder. You would need a few extra vertibrae.

holly28 said...

I can do that. It's an awkward, terrible angle, but it's doable.

Powers said...

No, you cant.

ZaphodQB said...

Holly28
You might be able to do it, but, you can't walk away from it!

Katelynn said...

and theres a arm coming out of her head!!

Katelynn said...

and theres a arm coming out of her head!!

Anna said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA her neck is coming out of her chest! It's awesome, she looks like Steven Spielberg's E.T.!!

Jolene said...

the power of Yoga

Sarah said...

alkjgha I was just scrolling down, not particularly captivated, and this actually startled me

I think I jumped a little

Marina said...

Oh my...

Amy 'n Robert said...

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?