It's kind of beautiful seeing the carefully added (albeit multiplying) shadows and the car's translucent windows. What does the paving signify? Is the car really that tiny?
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Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Miss Switzerland: Half Itty Car Condensed
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That is just all-over disturbing.
I feel like all the models and the car will fall right off that steep slope.
the leaning woman in the lower far right corner looks like she's in the wrong advertisement. She should be posing for a sex catalog, not for cars.
The blonde all the way to the right doesn't even have leg shadows.
oops, I mean in the far LEFT bottom corner.
I keep hearing in the back of my mind the song "Up on the Roof." Either the car is really small or the girls are really big!!!
the girls in the back are even bigger, too...it looks like they're on band risers or something. invisible band risers
Judging by the angle of what look to me to be roofing shingles, the right rear bumper is buried a couple feet in the ground.
Holy crap, the total disregard for perspective is causing nausea. My head is spinning. Oh shit I sprained my eyes! Ouch it hurts! I need Gin!
Maybe the car is partly embedded into the ground? Hence the reason why it's not crashing down that slope...
Some of the models have GIANT hands.
I am sure the winner of "Miss Central Switzerland" pageant would be more than happy to get the diminutive car as a prize.
The woman in the far back on the left has something wrong with her left arm and hand. It look like it went through the model next to her, either that or its a manikin hand.
Verification word: mulnuerr - French - As in its all a bunch of Mulneurr.
the car and the women seem to inhabit different coordinate systems. definitely something weird with perspective that Hurts My Head.
and the woman at back left - does she have an exceptionally long left leg? or am i imagining it?
The whole roof and all of the girls seem to be tilted. The car is just too cool for that.
None of those long-legged girls could fit in that tiny car. They'd have to sit in the trunk to drive it!
Clearly these girls hated each other so much that they couldn't be shot in a real group photo.
ok, but surely that isn't even supposed to look real...
Kasey: I think it's the car that hates the girls. Or the designer that hates the car.
The slope really is that sheer, or how could the back row be that far above the front row? Seems like quite careful attention to perspective to me.
No, what you've overlooked is that all these young women are wearing stilettos on which an extra 12" of heel is buried beneath the visible surface to prevent them from sliding down. The only question left unanswered by this image is, will this contest be won by the tall, skinny, long-haired blonde, or the tall, skinny, long-haired brunette. And why is the car so small, obvo.
Don't you realise?
This is 'intentional surrealist art'
(see previous PSD for this all-encompassing get-out clause, courtesy of Exalted Wombat).
The perspective in this is all wrong. The creator needs an art class or five. I like how the girl with the stomach-ache has stump-legs.
The car is not tiny, This car is the tiniest! (See www.smart.com).
I have a very cheaper model of this Smart and everybody envy me! I park it almost everywhere.
Tread Width, Front 50.5 (in) / 1.28 (m)
Height, Overall 60.7 (in) / 1.54 (m)
Length, Overall 106.1 (in) / 2,70 (m)
Bye
PD: Besides, my car reachs 140 km/h =:-O
breixo, Me and my 454cdi 71 Chevelle do not envy you, not one little bit. In fact when we blaze past you and blow your pitiful ass right off the road into the ditch, we will probably feel a little sorry for you.
@Briexo:
One of my best friends has a Smart Car, and they're small, but they're not THAT small. Don't EVEN try and excuse this mess of a Photopshop collage. Both the scale and the perspective are ridiculously off.
these are just gigantic Ginormicas...
The car is setting on a platform that is built diagonally into the slope of the roof, that's why it only appears to be at an incorrect angle.
It's a Smart Car, so yes, it is that tiny. Not that this isn't a horrible, horrible comp job.
John already mentioned this, but I swear that girl in the left top corner is completely missing an arm. And is randomly holding onto the arm of the girl next to her. Either that or her hand is sprouting another hand. There's something weird about the third one from the right, too.
Power Wheels have sure gotten fancy since when I was a kid.
Can anyone tell me what the tag TTH means?
European cars, you know...
The look of despair on the face of the blonde in the bottom right-hand corner says it all.
What a car crash. Obviously not involving present car. The only thing that would worry is a gnat.
have mercy, this looks like a drawing by 5 year old.
Be careful, it's Miss Central-Switzerland. This is a low budget production. Nothing to do with the bigger show Miss Switzerland
Car? What car? Screw the car. Lemme buy these chicks a drink! XD
BRING IT HOME TO MAMA
The poor girl in the front standing next to the car has the most absurd look on her face, not at all like someone competing in a beauty pageant. She looks like she'd rather be ANYWHERE ELSE than in this photo.
I'm gonna vomit
I have to wonder why these beauty pageant contestants all have such bad hair.
Is it my imagination or is the rightmost girl in each line the same girl?
woot!
something from switzerland on PD.
what an honor!
sorry, but the car Is that small http://www.autoplenum.de/Bilder/P/p0501390/SMART/SMART-smart-fortwo-cabrio-pure--2007-2008-.jpg
The girl in the bottom far right looks like the angry long-fingered mutant from 'W: as in WTF', just with much less make-up XD
The fingers gave her away...
Holy crap, the total disregard for perspective is causing nausea. My head is spinning. Oh shit I sprained my eyes! Ouch it hurts! I need Gin!
Regards
PM NG
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