
The one thing that I regret about writing this blog is the sense that I am being impolite by not being able to reply personally to the very large amount of email you morons readers send in. I get around 100-200 tips per day, which means that if I spend an average of thirty seconds checking out each tip and then thirty seconds writing a reply then I would be spending approximately one thousand hours 3 hours, 20 minutes per day answering mail.
As you might imagine, a significant proportion of this email concerns Polish lingerie sites, which as a rule I ignore. However, every rule has lots of exceptions; this one is just too bad to let slip by.
Thanks to Pozdrawiam! Radek! Original is here!
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Have you seen a truly awful piece of Photoshop work? Clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching are our bread and butter. And yes, deep down, we love Photoshop.
If it is commercial and awful then please let us know! Anonymity can be arranged for the easily embarrassed/canned.
Although I am hopeless at replying to email, be assured that each and every tip is followed up.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Garderoba: Jessica Rabbit!
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Maybe they don't have rib cages in Poland.
some people just don't know when to stop.
and some don't know how to draw boobies.
some don't know both.
"Pozdrawiam!" is a "All the Best" or "Best" left at the end of the email, not a nick of a sender, lol.
Pozdrawiam! is just Best regards! in polish :)
photoshop disaster: math disaster.
one minute (30 seconds checking out, 30 seconds replying) x 100 (to 200) = 100 to 200 minutes. or 1 hour, 40 minutes to 3 hours, 20 minutes.
just saying...
:)
(keep up the blog, though...just maybe not the math?)
Thanks for calling us morons. We're just you readers, no big deal.
@lillianb
Ha I'm pretty sure he was joking. There can't be 1000hrs/day after all.
hahahaha... this is the funniest, worst Photoshopped boobs I have seen. HILARIOUS
I don't see anything wrong with her boobs! My boobs look like that!
(?)
My girlfriend just looks like this!
Obviously, she's had ribs removed for appearance's sake. And had some tattooing done to enhance the appearance of her boobs.
No PD here, nooooo.
lol I can't believe you read our comments
word ver: nessesst
wtf
My favorite part is her painted on cleavage that's not centered with her painted on stomach. nice touch!
Isn't this the advert for the new Sims 3? She certainly looks computer generated, see her left arm even has clone stamp lines.
That's the best barbie doll I've ever seen!
Check out the photoshopped 'Mansoon Wind bikini', on the 2nd page of the link, it's even worse! Oh well, actually that whole site is PSD heaven.
they look fine for me :~
Maaike is right,
www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4139.jpg is even more hilarious.
You problem is that you are absolutely nothing without us morons.
Finally SOMEBODY appreciates a moron for what a moron is! Props accepted.
so? she's an android!
@Maaike Hartjes:
The pic at http://www.garderoba.pl/site/podglad_zdjecia.php?rozszerzenie=.jpg&id=4139&rodzaj=max is not PhotoShop. It's Walmart scissors.
I quote the Dresden Dolls - "made of plastic and elastic"...
Or rather Aqua? "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world, life in plastic, it's fantastic"...
Body by Poser.
Maybe she was homeschooled?
Oh, and a nice fat "LOL" at everyone "insulted" by the moron jab. If you read this blog you need to bring one thing... a sense of humor and the ability not to take yourself so damn seriously.
@Kitty...I was kidding
:/
Jesus
That one is bad too IMO !
http://www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4084.jpg
One mediocre PSD 'artist' is way cheaper than actual photo shoots, I guess.
Re:
www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4139.jpg
HOLY CRAP. The wrong picture got put on the site. Yikes!!
wv: ackings
'We ackings these girls to pieces!'
Re:
www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4139.jpg
My god, her breast just popped! Call an ambulance!
re: www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4139.jpg
Holy shiz! That is > than today's.
But as for today's... I wonder if she squeaks when her chest is rubbed, they look so plastic-like.
verification word: uladia
which is probably the model's name
Re: www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4139.jpg
If you make your eyes go out of focus and look beyond the image, you can see a 3D dolphin leaping out of the sea.
Have you already taken a closer look at the shadier side of her bikini bottom? Looks a bit uncomplete to me...
http://www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4001.jpg
Dear god why.
Kitty, I disagree re: the "moron" thing. The caption on this blog was snarky to us, not the photoshoppers… and complaining that we send too many tips? Sorry we're trying to help. Unsubscribing!
We do not like real female bodies here! We will just erase them and draw in fake ones!
sigh. dingbats. *suppresses rant about misogynistic fashion industry*
You're seriously humorless, Melanie M.
People who don't have a sense of humor and can't take a little ribbing can totally go ahead and unsubscribe!
Durr hurrr lalalalala *dances around with fruit basket on head*
Oh, c'mon! There's nothing wrong with her plastic belly!
There is sooo much that is wrong with the original page... I have no words.
And this transparency is a disaster too :
http://www.garderoba.pl/site/podglad_zdjecia.php?rozszerzenie=.jpg&id=2892&rodzaj=max
how could they do that?? ;)
I don't get it, shouldn't you be PRAISING the guy for a GREAT Photoshop job ?
Don't you see he perfectly adjusted that real head on a fake body from Second life ?
Thanks for the explanation about the amount of mail you receive, eddie. I just thought you had something against me!
You're right, goocy.
Her bikini bottom is incomplete towards the right side, near her bag.
& www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4139.jpg is massive fail.
All the lingerie look like they were photoshopped onto stock photos of models. Check out the edge of the bikini top near under her left arm & the elastic waist of the bikini bottom. They don't look naturally worn.
goodbye melanie m,
You won't be missed.
You can click on "reply to all". 30 seconds! Done! Now you can thank me *personally* for that tip.
Re:
http://www.garderoba.pl/zdjecia/duze/4001.jpg
OMFG! What a crap...
It must be the hidden advertising for sims 3, I agree with someone before. First time girls won't have inferiority complex thumbing swimsuit-catalog.
@Kitty: That's two things.
Hehe.
Miranda,
Perhaps the model in the photo could do with a little ribbing...
is she real?
"Maths", not "math". How silly.
His this a drawing?!
My god!
This IS a disaster on such manu levels
I wanna trow up
http://www.garderoba.pl/site/podglad_zdjecia.php?rozszerzenie=.jpg&id=4139&rodzaj=max
and
http://www.garderoba.pl/site/podglad_zdjecia.php?rozszerzenie=.jpg&id=4139&rodzaj=max
They didn't even TRY to hide it.
http://www.garderoba.pl/site/podglad_zdjecia.php?rozszerzenie=.jpg&id=4139&rodzaj=max
LMAO! She got shit in her face!
Man!!!
WHat a crap job!
I'M speechless
Speaking of mr Pozdrawiam I was reminded of this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/7899171.stm
buhahahaha Pozdrawiam ;D
Funny, looks like a sim body.
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