I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
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Monday, June 8, 2009
Hugo Boss: All This And No Brains Too
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Hugo Five-Aces?
Wow... fashion is smart
Looks like he managed to get on the bad side of a witch doctor.
Or maybe too many sessions with his shrink?
Recession hits even the big boys of fashion. They should have just paid the designer in full... classic story of "You get what you pay for..."
His barber took "Take a little off the top" too literally.
Oh.
It's not supposed to be a curved poster that looks like it's missing parts of it.
Oh.
I don't know you all...those glasses look...a tad....big to me...they make his head look all...um, wait....nevermind...***GAH!!!***
he looks like a dick tracy villian
He got very... uhh, flat hair.
Damn that Hansel. He's so hot right now!
Hahaha, Rommel. Your comment made me choke on my breakfast.
You really shouldn't poke fun at those less fortunate than yourself.
Seriously, how big are those shades?!
My girlfriend can do that, sometimes.
So, the creative team had a problem...adjust the sweater, or just adjust the model. It was a no-brainer really.
wv:stroproc
So like, yours eyes are supposed to be in the center of your head... not near the top right? Or did he just have eye relocation surgery?
Well, maybe the glasses are sitting extremely high on his head, and his hair is completely flopping down instead of all over.... If you take the very top of the hair as his actual cranium top, it might not be that bad (drawing circle where skull should be - eyes are pretty central on the head)...
He does look like his aviators might have gotten a bit too close to a propellor blade though...
JESUS....what a strange ass head shape.
If you take the time to save the picture and trace the shape of his skull you will notice that this picture is perfectly...oh...yes...he does appear to be sans forehead.
Ohhh, I get it. This is Flattop Jones's (Dick Tracy Villan - do a google image search) more round headed little brother.
And omg, the word verification made me blank on whatever else I was gonna say...it's labion. Laboto-you, labotomy.
High Fashion has truly gone lowbrow.
poor chap and his lobotomy
PS why are people talking about his glasses? :S They've clearly transformed his head from just above his brow line.
It's called anencephaly. :p
gross!
HAHAHA, that line is genius :D
Looks like someone deflated all the air out of his head.
WV: Auniqua, that is what I will name my child if its a girl.
@gogopedro
your comment is the best one here, because i'm pretty sure the brainless guy is actually Jesus Luz (you know, Madonna's Jesus).
What is going on in the groin area of the dummy on the right???
That is kinda the look I have going on my drivers license photo.
@brazinglish: OMG it is totally jesus luz! excuse me while I die of laughter...
***GOGOPEDRO wrote:
JESUS....what a strange ass head shape.***
AND
***brazinglish wrote:
@gogopedro your comment is the best one here, because i'm pretty sure the brainless guy is actually Jesus Luz (you know, Madonna's Jesus).***
Ahaha! brazinglish is right, gogopedro’s comment is the best!
Madonna & Jesus Luz
They probably erased his hat/cap but didn’t even bother to photoshop his hair.
HAHA Did no one get the Zoolander reference?
Nice move!
LOL. Thats called the "Danny Masterson look":
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/Grba/DannyM.jpg
Awesome Zoolander reference
neanderthal
BLÖDMANN!
It's because he doesn't buy his stuff at Media Markt.
Oh wow, people with anencephaly get modelling work? That's so heartening.
Can we please have some people who have been graphic designers for 20 years and work with 3D women come tell us whether this is OK or not? I would hate to form an opinion without their expertise.
In the meantime I'll risk saying this looks like an excellent way to make sure the photo fit on the page.
Hey! at least he has a head! look at the two dummies by his sides! cripes!
wv . indszfr
@thstaken
Sure I got the reference, my comment implied it. And someone mentioned Hansel :-D
WHO SAID DIFFERENTLY ABLED PEOPLE WITH MICROCEPHALY CANNOT TAKE PART IN THE BIASED, BIGOTED INDUSTRY OF FASHION MODELLING
Y'ALLS ARE FLAUNTING YOUR PRIVILEGE AROUND!!!1
Foreheads are so ten-minutes-ago.
I guess foreheads are not fashionable anymore? Zoolander is a timeless classic though...
To me, it looks as if the store sliced the poster it to make it fit in the window. Actually trying the Hugo Boss site to see if that's not the case however!
Fully comments regardless. :)
Okay, I take it back. I think it IS a PSD. Looks like the folks used this as their basis (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dTQ4Civ9X-8/SZuV9Z6hH7I/AAAAAAAAEbg/3JUrmOXRX1s/s1600-h/tyson+ritter+009.jpg) and fudged the top of the head.
The model is Tyson Ritter.
@t-mck: Now he's stuck in the gutter and lost his elbow! This guy really needs to watch out where he hangs out!
wv:plash
Oh, good catch, t-mck! Yes, that looks like the original, but his head is cut off, so somebody fluffed the edges to make it look not-cut-off... except they didn't take into account the normal shape of the human head!
@tome
That's only required when its clearly not a PSD and simply a post from a slightly misguided, but fortunate blog owner, that's jumped on by those unable to identify artworker errors.
This is an obvious PSD, therefore not required.
However if you're after professional verification, which is hardly something to scoff at, then here it is.
Maybe in future you can appreciate the feedback of those who know what they're talking about? ;)
@t-mck
Thanks for your blindingly obvious conclusion :p
Unless the store found some magic scissors that distort the images on the item they're cutting then I don't think your original hypothesis stands up to much ;)
I think the zoolander quote tops the whole thing off... nice.
jajaja that pic make me think, smart pic
http://www.z-trend.com/
lol, hilarious.. and good title - All This And No Brains Too
Aha! I knew emo guys had to be hiding something under all that stupid hair.
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