
I think this is super sexy, but I am also attracted to propane tanks.
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Monday, June 29, 2009
Maxim: Belly Good
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Maxim Mag hold the record for the publication with more PS Disasters in al the lenguages it's published.
Is that Olivia Wilde?
I don't get it. Is it the absurdly smooth stomach?
She just accidentally a propane tank.
I think it's the absurdly smooth stomach, lack of a waist or hips, or how freaking long it is...could be wrong, something definitely looks way off though.
The problem is the abnormally LONG stomach.
Denim doesn't work like that
And the stick legs.
oh dear, they have done something even worse in the photo above this one on the original page: Unless she is Mrs. Incredible.
it's the second picture down on that page
I'm more shocked to see that it is indeed Olivia Wilde. They must've done something really bad to her face as well, I have 2,000 photos of her and didn't recognize her at all in this one.
There is something off about the left arm around her face. Her arm is in front of the cheek but behind her face at eye level?
@Bartek
The whole thing?
That stomach looks weird, even my mom thought than was pregnant
I like how the denim molds itself to her breasts as though it was silk charmeuse or something.
She's built like a hotdog.
This is quite possibly the worst disaster I've ever seen on PSD. And that's before I noticed how the right arm seems to be transcending parallax.
Her left eye has its own light source.
I agree on the eye, that problem struck me before anything else!
And I thought aliens were kept secret by the US government...
They get these cutish/sexy girls with lovely eyes and they get them to pose. Oh and they must be skinny wahatever the body looks like. And then they got a model. That their skin might be yellow doesn't seem to stop them.
wv : sanist
As odd as it may seem... her long stomach is really hers or the poor thing has no chance and keep on being photoshoped by the same fetishist guy on all her pictures... the girl has no hips and a long stomach... the disaster is her !!! as for the denim... they probably taped it to her breast like they do in beauty contest so that she can move and the denim remains in place...
I'm not saying this isn't "overdone" - those legs look ridiculous and the retouching around the breasts looks like it's been done by an overheated 14 year old boy - but the worst of the illusion is caused by the shirt concealing the curve of her left hip and breasts. If you imagine the shape of her actual body beneath the shirt the tubular effect of her stomach diminishes. It's still airbrushed to absurdity, but that doesn't distinguish it from any other glamour shot.
wv: homeschool
I'll have mustard on mine. No sauce.
I don't see a problem. It's the shirt covering the curve of her waist and hips. The underwear is riding really low, giving the illusion of the stick legs. I think it's just a poor choice of photograph, and not so much a photoshop disaster. It's been airbrushed, yes, but not totally overdone. No more than any other glamour photograph.
WV: Trides
Is there an echo in here?
jimkeller24's a stalker ne-ne-na-ne-neh!
What in God's name were they thinking, and to those that think there's no problem, pressuambly you've never seen a real human and are like the bad guy from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, "Krang"
http://www.cuhkacs.org/~scli/blog/img/krang.jpg
Apparently she is perfectly tubular. Oy!
I wonder if it hurt? You know, when her hip snapped and her leg just hung there.
not that she has any hips
wv: kring
[Insert "My girlfriend can do that" comment here]
You can also see on her right inner thigh where the retoucher's hand wavered as they cropped off the back of the thigh muscle that connects to the glutes.
I wonder if she was home schooled too?
WV: oidepout
I've got to say, the more I look at this picture, the more disasters I see. This has got to be at least three pictures badly pasted together.
The legs are way too small for the rest of her body.
Her left arm is behind her head but magically isn't shadowed by her head.
Her eyes have been sharpened way too much and stand out (in a BAD way) from the rest of photo.
And the stomach...
The whole thing makes me shudder.
I love scroll-down disasters.
When the page opened I saw her left (our right) arm screw-up and the static-cling denim, which made me think the entire shirt had come from another photo.
The stomach is bad, but the REAL disaster is her right leg, which has been shaved down to nothing. I don't care how skinny you are - you have a butt cheek attached to each leg and if you pose like that you will show some of it.
I'll bet she's actually kind of hot in real life.
It's amazing that someone so skinny has no muscles or bones. We should see her ribcage in that pose and some muscles even if she's not very toned. Weird pics, all of them.
It's a screwed-up world where even women like "13" are felt to be in need of massive photoshopping :-O
She has no waist or hips, she just sort of sprouts legs from a tiny girl from her torso D:
OMG THAT'S ME! I'm on teh internets momma! XD
The visible boob is totally airbrushed...and that long body...what happened there? It looks like the body of a young man with his bits chopped off and someone else's legs put on and...well it's just awful...almost as awful as those pink pants with that large black bow...I thought that was an odd shaped pubic hair and was feeling rather sick...then I realised someone actually designed them and thought they would be good to model...frightening!
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