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Awesome
Unbelievable!
Yikes.
jeeze!
Oh my God!
Art Director -Ralph, they're complaining about our photoshop work
RL - I don't give a damn what they think. SKINNIER!!
I would not want a girlfriend who can do that.
Amazing--it's like the top half is just a whole different scale than the bottom half--like someone's bifocals are messed up.
They seem to have bonded a photo to a mouth painting done by a paralysed paedophile.
Obviously the real WTF is that the bottom was supposed to spell "PHAIL" but they got it wrong.
Wow, no wonder women get bodymorphic disorder. Even bulimia can't make your ribs and pelvis disappear.
I read that Ralph Lauren fired the other model because she was too big. That's absurd!
Her right hand looks especially creepy next to those shriveled hits.
her bottom half looks like a SIM.. /:
How the hell do you even see that and think it's okay? I mean... honestly? Funding going to all the wrong places...
yikes... they just don't get it, do they?
"oh.. we're sorry for that one particular picture.. but the other? NAAAAH! We WANT women to have a zero chance of being able to support the top half of their body. Deal with it. We're Ralph mutherfucking Lauren!"
This one is darn near as bad as the other one!! Her hand looks bigger than her thighs. And her ribs showing through the shirt is just sick, gross and disgusting.
I read Ralph Lauren, the man, is trying to "distance" himself from the whole photoshopping mess.
I think my eyes must have mooved closer together :)
I'm starting to think that the guy who painted this now works for Ralph Lauren...
</blatant plug>
Yeah, RL fired the other model for being too fat.
Why does the fashion industry hate women so much?
One day Ralph Lauren will learn not to screw with the internet.
Most people's hips are roughly the same width as their shoulders.
But not this model.
http://i34.tinypic.com/fu3u46.jpg
You should post an update to your other post that goes over this whole RL moron thing to say, as others are pointing out, the model, Filippa Hamlton, was actually fired by RL... for being too fat.
Unbelievable, but true.
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/14/ralph-lauren-fires-p.html
The aliens finally arrived... this for sure isn't human.
I'd pay money to see that creature give birth.
You know, I'd just love to write this off as poor perspective, but her right hand is normally-sized as compared to her head, but E-FREAKING-NORMOUS compared to her hips. Even accounting for some distortion at the bottom does not restore this image (I peeked in photoshop).
wv: pulonic
The main thing is that it does not make me want to buy the clothes. Anatomically incorrect.
Awesome, just tight like we like it!
Snaaake, snaaake, oh nooo, it's a snaaake~
Ew.
Ew Ew EWWWWWW.
Seriously... the people at Ralph Lauren think this is attractive?!
Oh and yes, Ralph Lauren fired a 5'10", 120lbs model for being too fat.
Double-you tee eff.
"Most people's hips are roughly the same width as their shoulders...."
Excuse me? I guess I'm a freak. So are all my friends.
wv: gress
I wonder if they're going to fire THAT model too. Because that monstrosity is CLEARLY her fault.
Scott: Most WOMEN have the same width shoulders as hips, hence the 'hourglass' comparison. Males usually have narrower hips than they do shoulders, because they don't have to pass watermelons. The more testosterone a man has during the developmental years, the greater the width gap between shoulders and hips. She's photoshopped to be built like a young man.
ralph lauren'd [ɹælf ˈlɔːɹɘnd] - verb
1. giving grown women the clothes size of a fetus and removing any resemblance to a human female in the process.
"Most people's hips are roughly the same width as their shoulders...."
"Excuse me? I guess I'm a freak. So are all my friends"
Nah, when just talking basic bone structure, I'd say that was true for me and most of most of the women I know. (Guys less so, but still nowhere near *that*!)
Why don't they just show their clothes on skeletons... or are those not skinny enough? One ridiculously Photoshopped image is laughable, but a collection of them is grotesque.
Hand transplant? Face transplant? Pah! At Ralph Lauren, we consider only adult-woman thorax to 14-yo boy transplants worthy of serious medical attention.
Rib bones are sexy!
....yuck.
It's not even so much that she looks too skinny. This is just shoddy workmanship. Same for the other image.
Hey, does anyone know whereabouts in Sydney this photo was taken?
It should be illegal to display images of people altered in this way!
LOL wow do they think we're really dumb? or blind?
You have got to be kidding me!
This looks horrible! Do they have a 'bratz dolls' setting on Photoshop? Because they've turned this one up to eleven.
yes well have you heard about the model being fired for her weight?
http://firejerm.blogspot.com/2009/10/ralph-lauren-fires-model-for-artists.html
i posted this one today, fixed Ralph Lauren's mistake.
The lower half of her body has been so overshopped that it looks like a painting instead of a photo
Is the long neck also part of the PsD? Ralph Lauren's model distortions seem to be a step away from becoming real life Picassos.
Her wrist is half the width of her hips. Eww.
I'm going to go eat a cookie. That pictures scares me.
Is this in forced perspective, designed to be viewed from below?
she looks like she was printed off a screencap of someone playing The Sims.
Ralph Lauren files a baseless and fraudulent DMCA challenge, and Google/Blogger has a policy of taking down all DMCA requests. Hard to know which asshole corporation to hate more.
I can't believe they actually approve these ads. Amazing.
they just don't learn, do they?
I like the way the photo looks, but it should be emphasized that it's photoshop to look comically cute :)
Perhaps they're merely using this ad as a demonstration of their brand new pelvis shrinker?
god i walk past this every day. eventually it just blends into the background but if i stop and look at it, it's still shocking.
Looks like a dodgy picture - camera angle or glass distortion. The same image on the RL website looks completely different link
O.o
With those shoulders she looks like one of the oldschool bishounen in anime.
that body makes her look like she has man hands.
Man hands and gorilla shoulders.
Could this be the missing link?
Oops, I stand corrected. They did it themselves. The deformed photo is found on that same RL website: link
Honey I shrunk the Model...well at least part of her...
Well they have healthcare over at Ralph Lauren, cuz someone's on pills. Lots of pills.
Gah!
Hey Morgan,
I'm a journalist from the ninemsn website in Australia. We're trying to find out where the poster is in Sydney. Could you please contact me at emily.okeefe@ninemsn.com.au.
Thanks!
Welcome to the funhouse, ladies and gentlemen. Ladies, please check to see if your liver's not in your throat.
I've seen more realistic figures on second life.
The model, Fillipa Hamilton, is gorgeous at her current 5'10" and 120 lbs. But the worst of it is that RL fired her SIX MONTHS AGO and continued to use her image, just photoshopping the sh*t out of it.
holy jebus!!! anybody remember the mac program "Goo"!!!
if that's what'll happen to me if i buy their clothes, i want none of it.
This is why my girlfriend can't find clothes that fit right. They keep making them for women that don't exist!!
This must be supposed to look weird. There's no other explanation. I hope.
I hope my girlfriend don't do that!
On boing boing someone posted this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hibyAJOSW8U&feature=fvw
watch!
Oh my GODDDD. Hideous! her head is bigger than her pelvis & look at her man sized hands compared to her little bird legs.
I think this creature must have a couple of those special Egyption urns where they stored the inner organs of the deceased (mummy).
...Mamoo
boycott.
clearly you can see this has been photoshopped. i dont see the big deal. fashion is art and ralph lauren is expanding his art in these photos
Distorted beauty.
What a pity.
You can't spell ROFL without RL.
On the first look, it seems like an optical illusion. On the second look, you realize that the image has blinded your eyes...
Wow. Just... wow. She looks like an upper-body-builder gone horribly awry.
I think someone is just doing this for fun.
I don't know how to use Photoshop. I'm beginning to think that I could totally get a job retouching photos for Ralph Lauren.
I find it astounding that they expect people to look at these distorted images and accept them as being normal. They are extremely ugly by anyone's standards. I am waiting for them to say that it was done purposely to look distorted as I can't understand how a fashion company would want their clothes to look so ugly. It doesn't take an expert to see that the rib cage is far too small, not only the hips. Ralph Lauren is the loser anyway, cos their clothes are not appealing.
This makes her head look alien-like as well as giving her man shoulders. Which really doesn't achieve its purpose in marketing however skinny the waist, This is very much fail on a marketing scale however often publicity even negative does have its advantages. although not preferable, take celebrity publicity stunts for example. All in all though the photo does not entice a responder to by the clothes, in fact in making the shoulders odd porportions it takes away from the appeal of the clothes as the sense of glamour, if you will, or class which RL is associated with, is lost
In the defense of the actual Ralph Lauren, blame should rest on his unphotoshopped shoulders, but the marketing team and art directors. There is fair reason why he should want to distance himself.
Dude, that? That makes the clothes look bad/fake, which means it defeats the point of the advert.
FAIL.
I LOVE THIS PHOTO. I bet most of the people complaining about it are fatties! Most girls are naturally thin, they can't help it. They've obviously got the looks to be on the front of magazines so GET OVER IT! If you don't like it don't buy the magazine. Annd didn't your mothers ever tell you if you have nothing nice to say dont say it at all!
she looks fantastic !!!
now all you fatties don't get jealous
workout!!!
But it did get your attention and got you thinking about Ralph Lauren...
She looks fantastic
No im actually sick of hearing about it all over the news. do people seriously not have anything better to talk about?
FATTIES STOP BEING JEALOUS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT INSTEAD OF PICKING ON SKINNY GIRLS
Anyone else notice the horrible job on the wall lines behind her too? I'd really like to know the story about who is the crap photoshoper doing this.
"Its all about exposure,so the ad works".
The message is we all cant be supermodels so live with it.
Bad photoshop anyway,so I think Its had a few touch ups and maybe one more from msn.
Here's the sources.
Before:
http://global.ralphlauren.com/global/V2/commonGraphics/collections/women/black/SP09_women_black_main.swf
After:
http://global.ralphlauren.com/global/V2/commonGraphics/collections/women/black/ads/SP09_Black05.jpg
That someone - anyone- thought this was okay, makes me want to weep
This sort of work makes the model look very masculine. I think there's a push to make real women with curves look unattractive to men.
hey, not surprising that they haven't apologized and are still doing it, since they fired the model from the previous ad...
wv: extra, as in extra weight will get you fired.
Ash? No one looks like that in real life. When I weighed 92 lbs and my ribs were easily countable without xray, I still didn't look like that. Women, even skinny ones, aren't made of gummy. Maybe they did when you were locked in that cabin with your hand attacking you, but then, blood was also green.
maybe it's just be but i'm having a difficult time telling that pic apart from this one: http://i35.tinypic.com/2hi00he.jpg
I keep a copy of Photoshop in my wallet in case I need a quick "cmd +z" or a little liquify to impress the ladies.
TO "fitness forever" and "Ash" :
Which part of IT IS NOT REAL you two didn't get? If you actually cared to read the comments before throwing your bullshit opinions, you'd realize there is a link to the original picture, demonstrating the photo has been HEAVILY, SENSELESSLY photoshopped to the point is just ridiculous and even criminal that RL is trying to sell this image as a "Fitness Ideal" to impressionable girls like you. Because, you see, it is IMPOSSIBLE to obtain this physical proportions, no matter how much exercise you do or how much you starve yourself. It's simply NOT NATURAL. Capisce, or should I bring the apples and sticks?
oh yeah- she's been Ralphed all right..
This looks like a REALLY bad photoshop job... possible that it's a "fan made" shop inspired by the original ad?
Just a question of perspective, lens and maybe using the right glasses...
I can do that wtih...
...no, I cant' do that.
"Why does the fashion industry hate women so much?..."
It is maybe no coincidence that most of the fashion designers are gay?
To Korscha,
get a life and jump on the scales.
Jealousy !!!! Put a picture of yourself on here and see what people say. It is easy to bag somebody else and preach the all mighty, but let's see you on here..... Well, we are waiting !!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^
Don't feed the troll people. It wants you to reply. Just ignore it.
I walked past that exact window display today and I was thinking to myself, "Now that just doesn't look right."
Who in their right mind thinks that this is the epitome of feminine attraction?
Why to all these fashion houses insist on making women look like emancipated little boys?
This reminds me of the "V" TV series... Reptile mowan !
Another picture proof of the existance of that species of shapeshifting reptilians that lure among us. Beware; they will swallow you whole, no matter how skinny they are...
Hey 'fitness forever', I would like to see you talk your way out of this one;
http://dario.serveftp.org/psd/
Aren't advertisements meant to make you buy things? Or is this some Ralph-Lauren-sponsored anorexia-awareness campaign?
http://www.ralphlauren.com.au/global/V2/default.asp?cid=2&langid=1
Hasn't even been removed from the site yet! Apparently this collection is striking, sexy and elegant. It's a shame they only make them for alien women or i'd be interested.
@tome: thanks for stopping me. i resist my first impluse, you're so right!
RL: you cannot be serious. if they wanted us to think that's normal, would be bad eough. but they obviously want us to think it's beautiful. they should come off their medication.
ho ho ho
you're all misunderstanding.
She's not horribly chopped, distorted and manipulated.
And her right hand is not HUGE.
She's just following some ideal proportions that none of us could ever understand…
Didn't anyone noticed the floading of comments from people with clear connections to RL calling "fattie" to everyone in a frustrated attempt to pass this as real, despising the fact that this is not even humanly possible and in the RL site they have the original and the photoshoped version in display??
I saw this ad several months ago, and the model was definitely not photoshopped in this manner. Strange that the ad, after running for months, would be pulled, changed and then re-posted???
My hat stand can do that!
wv: feties. Obviously, RL though the model was a fetie. So they fired her.
I see Tome is another fattie
It's hard to believe this wasn't made by someone with an ironic sense of humour.
But no, it is done in all seriousness by a designer who doesn't know how to zoom out to check things are still in proportion, and an apparently blind art director.
Your first post about RL (now removed, I think) has been all over the news. That model was 5'10" and weighed 120 pounds. And got fired for being too fat.
I won't buy Ralph Lauren again. They're the kind of people I want to keep my kids away from.
Everyone digg it!
http://digg.com/software/PhotoshopDisasters_Ralph_Lauren_The_Hits_Keep_On_Coming
The image made The Colbert Report last night. Check 5:05 minutes into the video.
http://www.comedycentral.com/colbertreport/full-episodes/index.jhtml?episodeId=252661
"Evidently, Ralph Lauren has started making clothes for Pez dispensers."
Who ever their photoshop "master" is, he doesn't know proportions well! her shoulders are massive, not even a bit realistic. AEC
Are those her ribs showing through the shirt? Ya, that's always an attractive look.
Terrible.
F
ps: Word verification "pessese" which is probably the disease that woman contracted, resulting in severe, cartoon-like emaciation
Jesus! Apaga a Luz
So much for fixing transgressions!
Um, Dear Fatty Haters,
CHECK IT OUT: http://img62.yfrog.com/i/ralphd.jpg/
What on EARTH is wrong with the REAL image on the right? How the hell did she get fired? Gah.
This girl is 5'9". She should weigh MORE than 120. Her BONES should weigh more than 120, unless they're so calcium-deficient they've turned porous.
I swear, they all lie about their weight anyway. I'm 5'2", and the last time I weighed 120, the whole world asked me if I was OK, because I looked like death. And yet I see healthy-looking, medium-boned, slender (like I was) taller and fit women with real muscles (which weigh more than fat) claim 110, 105, 115....
RL prides himself on being "High End." Well, the PS'ed model is not only grotesquely misproportioned, somehow they've managed to make her look slightly trashy.
I, too, blame the gay man designers who want the boys & girls to look alike, so they import starved Slavic middle schoolers to be their female models.
There's FIT (Deanna Torres, anyone?) and then there's EMACIATED, and then there's BAD PHOTOSHOP.
OMG, that's hideous!
OMG her wrist is as wide as her thigh!
This is freaking ridiculous.
She's HOT...just needs to loose a few pounds and she'd be perfect.
Dear "Ash": Play by your own rules. If you don't have anything nice to say, then STFU, TROLL! >:P Go stick your finger down your throat and puke some more.
I think her left hand was a mans hand and then they gave her a little boys bottom half and ....This is the way to make people stop making fun of you!!!!! Keep going Ralph.
And yet, in Bloomingdales last year, I was able to buy several RL blouses in a Woman 1X - which in the UK is size 18/20.
This woman would fit into one of those sleeves. If she were real. And then, only with steel rods to stop her snapping in twain.
Crazy thing about that Aussie RL site is that they have two different versions of the same image posted in different parts of the site. ONe is reasonably real looking and the other is the freaks version. See here for comparison shots.
http://img42.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=ralph2u.jpg
RL....EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!
Oh Christ. They just don't learn, do they.
Check this out!
http://www.milenio.com/node/303462
This is such a good educational tool - my daughter thinks it's hilarious to compare the real and doctored images, and there's no way she's ever going to take this brand seriously when she's older. Thanks Ralphy!
They try to make them thinner to be more "attractive" right? then photoshop them to be thinner... so... surely there are competent people out there at photoshop... so women don't NEED to be thinner. But thinner is less attractive anyway and... trying to make them thinner with photoshop obviously makes them look deformed so... so...
...Why? Why does the fashion industry do this? :S
They should apologise! The fashion industry and RL.
No way, this world is fucking crazy!!
Even my skinny friend who is a size 0 (by the way that is not a f***g size) doesnt look that creepy
It's like they're not even trying anymore
wonder what her feet look like
ET phone home!
Perhaps they're doing it on purpose for press and to tweak the industry. I can't see how a sane person would do that otherwise
Hint, hint:
I have left a request on their website to withdraw their DCMA takedown notice to photoshopdisasters.
They took the time to courteously answer me, however, they did not answer that specific question. So a reply to their mail is now out again ;-)
Bye
Jan
I get the impression that Fitness Forever is an 8 year old spammer.
Somebody once explained to me that models are so thin because clothing looks best on a hanger. When you get thin enough, clothes hang on you as they do on a hanger. I guess if they can't find women who are as thin as a piece of wire, they have to 'shop them. Or should I say, Ralph Lauren them.
This is actually more ghastly than the last Laurened photo.
On both The Colbert Report & The Phil Hendrie radio show the original Laurened photo was shown/talked about and the criticism it has received. Apparently the model was fired for being too fat.
Having a head larger than her ass isn't sexy.
Her wrists are as thick as her legs!
I couldn't resist overlaying (plus some color matching of) the two 'official' images from the RL website: link
Verification word: cling
...and I could not resist the WV:
buitype...as in her type of buit...
jambalie said...
Women, even skinny ones, aren't made of gummy. Maybe they did when you were locked in that cabin with your hand attacking you, but then, blood was also green.
Cold! Excellently cold.
what is the art department on?
This just keeps getting better:
http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/was-the-photoshopped-ralph-lauren-model-fired-for-being-overweight-525248/?pg=1#comments
Of course, in an industry where a size 10 is considered "plus," what do you expect??
Those clothes aren't even real! How can you expect people to buy digital clothes for digital models? Is this the Sims?!
Creative how they've turned the creases on the shirt in the original into ribs.
fake alert, hoax alert. check out the original http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/4420/ralphd.jpg/
boingboing.net article with screenshot from RL aussie website also looks shopped.
this is a targeted follow-up. Why? Someone with access to the original RL pic?
@JJ: "This is such a good educational tool - my daughter thinks it's hilarious to compare the real and doctored images, and there's no way she's ever going to take this brand seriously when she's older. Thanks Ralphy!"
If ever I have a daughter, "Spot the Photoshop" will certainly be a bonding activity! There aren't enough women out there who are above all of this BS. Hopefully that can be changed. :)
I tried to fix it, but it's still just messed up that this is what is being advertised.
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/trinell05/rl.gif
Great job to all you folks that took the original images and created the animations. Well done! My favorite thing to look at is the zipper. In the original picture (which probably already had been 'shopped), the flap is partially open, then...whooosh...it's closed!
Question: at what point does image alteration become false advertisement? This is not a photo of an actual product anymore, it's an imaginary creation. It;s not "enhanced", it's been deceptively re-created.
Ok - as of this morning (likely last night after late night shopping) this image is now gone from the QvB Sydney Ralph Lauren store; leaving in its place - the lovely backdrop of fluro lights.
How about this
http://www.galleryoftheabsurd.com/2009/10/an-idea-for-ralph-lauren-and-his-fat-models.html
She's hot. I think in general this is what women should look like.
This is what happens when you have photoshoppers that went to some cut rate art institute. You know who you are. We would have been ridiculed to death in first year life drawing at Otis Parsons for constructing such impossible anatomy. Come on people take a rigorous life drawing class, please. These disasters are so bad you should be embarrassed.
Wow, shoulders one third wider than the hips, that's beyond brutal (not to mention appallingly made).
Forwarded your article to PerezHilton.com and it was featured on both of his sites.
But mainly here:
http://cocoperez.com/2009-10-15-ralph-lauren-really-hates-fatties/?from=PH
This literally brings me to tears...and not the good kind.
Not only the shitty photoshop work, but also that they would fire someone for being too fat. She's 5'10 and 120 pounds! Hell, I'm a 5'6 woman, and to be considered healthy, I am supposed to be in the general market of 140. We're not discussing what I *actually* weigh. Thanks for ruining yet another young woman's self-image, Ralph Lauren. Fuck you too.
Do I have to do another blog post about anorexia over at NIASC?
Wait, what? Is he trying to turn all of his models into 12 year old boys or something? Does he HATE women? Sure seems like he does.
So, they fire the model for being too fat (at 5'10 and 120 lbs with an underweight BMI of 17.2) because they had to photoshop her, and then let the moron they hired to do the photoshopping keep working? WTF???
It's not even so much that they give young women unrealistic expectations for their bodies, they clearly have no idea what the human body looks like.
...I weigh 95 pounds and I don't look anything like that and you can see my ribs and pelvic bone quite a bit.
Also, the morons saying women's shoulders are as wide as their hips... well... you're morons and have clearly never seen a woman before.
Seriously Ralph Lauren... seriously?
Well, you know what they say, any press is good press. I know I didn't give a shit about RL before this.
Sam said... "fashion is art and ralph lauren is expanding his art in these photos"
Bullshit. Ralph is no artist; he's a huckster. All talk, all show, no substance at all.
Fashion is MONEY and when the customers say it's OK to be lied to and deceived, and when the customers support and defend the lies and deceptions, that's pathetic bullshit.
And when everyone who uses Photoshop calls him or her self an "artist", that is bullshit as well. It's a fucking JOB!
when are they going to fire the person who's doing this?
Someone should photoshop a photo of Ralph Lauren and make him out of proportion!
I'm not going to buy anything from Ralph Lauren ever again.
OMG!
The fashion industry is populated by gay men who by definition don't find women attractive. Nothing wrong with being gay, of course, but straight men like boobs and bums.
The nearest thing a woman can come to in a gay man's view of sexual attractiveness is to look like a young boy, hence the insane lack of feminine women in the pages of fashion magazines.
I'm sure that might be considered insulting to gay men, but what's the alternative explanation?
Good lord, her torso is triangular, her arms are massive, her legs seem to bend, the creases in the pants have been 'softened' with a blur tool.
A) The person responsible needs to be fired.
B) WHO WOULD FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE?
Another Onion News story makes it's way to reality:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mw1ARQc7vw
Looks cool. Why are other women so fat?
As if this weren't bad enough, Filippa Hamilton appeared on the "Today Show" this morning and made the shocking revelation that she was quietly fired from Ralph Lauren last April for being too fat. "They fired me because they said I was overweight and I couldn't fit in their clothes anymore," she said.
Overweight. Right. Except Hamilton is 5'10", and weighs 120 pounds.
Happy Halloween! Love, Ralph
WTF!? A female alien again?! These RL's designers are gays and never saws a real woman in their lifes!
Really...I mean c'mon.
I'm sure that is mother of E.T.
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