AT&T: Whoops

Something tells me that in this image in an AT&T mailer the grass was darkened and that the whole right side of the image has been extended and that the whole image has been flopped. I don't know how I can tell, I guess I'm just psychic.

Thanks to Gadi!

Vanity Fair: Sleeve It Out

Annie Liebowitz is the master of assembling separate images of people into a single image. Take, for instance, this shot of Sam Mendes and Kate Winslet. You can hardly tell that the two were photographed separately. Except for Sam Mendes wearing a coat on one arm. And not the other.

Thanks to Andreina! Original is here!

Dolce & Gabbana: Gabbana Gabbana Hey!

Somewhere in Milan a designer is shouting "stronso!"

Thanks to EV via Ref:S/N. Original is image 34 of 55 in this unnavigable pile of Flash.

Bausch & Lomb: You Are Testing The Meaning Of The Word Inadvertent

Bausch & Lomb proudly present Artelac®, the most EXTREME eyedrops ever in the history of mankind. Are your eyes worth the Artelac® effect?
Side effects include spontaneous limb shedding and dramatic darkening of the chest.

Thanks to mb and beard revue!

Maxim Ukraine: Footloose And Fancy Free

Maxim Ukraine rekindles the debate on femininity by stepping outside the established norms of body-politics in a brave and deliberate attempt to refocus perceptions of body dysmorphia by featuring an amputee on their cover. Or it's just a mess, could be either.

Thanks to Magdalena! Original is here!

Nordtrom: She's On The Interneck

Nordstrom. Available on all M-class planets.

Thanks to Jeneen! Original is here!

Victoria's Secret: INVISIBLE DESK

Like for reals? What's she doing, letting rip?

Original is here! Props to Keith!

DiModolo: Faking Hell

Hey! Catherine Zeta Jones isn't really wearing your jewelery! You're a big fat faker, you fakey fakerson! ^{And that cutout is kinda ropey too.}

Thanks to Karla!

Kaiser: Perspective? Pah! Anatomy? Pah!

I don't think beer goggles are supposed to work that way.

Thanks to iko!

Lexware: Something's High

I imagine the chain of events that led to this trainwreck being something like:

We need to show people doing business ⇒ Successful businesspeople agree with each other ⇒ People who agree might high-five each other ⇒ If only we had a picture of two people high-fiving each other ⇒ Photoshop ⇒ PsD.

Thanks to Jonas! Original is here!

Heartless: Also Headless

To be fair, this book is about hideous decapitated women with wigs put on top of the stumps, so maybe it isn't that much of a disaster.

Thanks to Jen! Original is here!

StarGate: Dodgy Vertical Hold

Episode 50993: A time distortion field caused by the space fascists means that MacGyver and the gay one have to rescue the dumb blonde from sinking through the floor by standing in front of exact copies of themselves. In the end the beefy black drag queen and the English totty are mysteriously transported into the scene by a K'mnd-V.

Thanks to Arian!

Dior: as in, you get a 'D' or an 'E'

Dior thought that nobody would notice this uber-crapola of a comp. Well I have news for you, Mr Dior. WE ARE THAT NOBODY!

Thanks to Matt! Original is somewhere in here! ^{[Warning: 2001-style Flash site, take painkillers before following link]}

Victoria's Secret: Addicted To Crack

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to show a pair of panties deliberately designed to show off butt crack without showing any butt crack. It is imperative that we protect the readers of the Victoria's Secret catalog from seeing butt crack. Failure is not an option. This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Butt crack.

Thanks to Ashley! Original is here!

Twilight: Are We Having Fun Yet?

Wow, Twilight has everything! Vampires, a giant and his midget girlfriend!

Thanks to rosa! Original is somewhere in here. ^{[warning: site is exactly what you would expect to find at "twilightpoison.com"]}

Paris Hilton: Ho, Low-Cost Denier!

Poor old Paris Hilton. First she puts on about 40lbs, then she gets a job selling no-name Chinese leggings.

Thanks to Ingrid!

Victoria's Secret: Wasn't This The Photo In Seinfeld?

Earth to Victoria's Secret: If you pay women they will pose in bikinis for you. You don't have to draw in all the naked parts.

Thanks to MJGB! Original is here!

Label: You're Pulling My Leg

Yes, I know, it isn't a disaster, he's standing behind a polar bear and the polar bear has its eyes shut.

Thanks to Maggie K!

Sin Mordaza: Polydactylyficationization

Whoa, dude! Don't you know that superstition brings bad luck?

Thanks to IMG! Original is here!