Tuesday, March 31, 2009

US Federal Reserve: Funny Money


You usually expect to find retro-tokenism in corporate reports, not on the back of the new $2 bill.

Thanks to AF!

Monday, March 30, 2009

File Mignon: Cloneburger


We don't want cloned beef!

Thanks to Ariel!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Pepsi: Challenged


PepsiCo is a US-based international corporation with a market capitalization of $107 billion and 185,000 employees. They aren't very good at doing reflections.

Original is here! Props to AC!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Bon Prix: Relax, He's Armless


The weirdest thing I ever saw was a guy with prosthetic legs and real feet.

Thanks to Dirk! Original is here!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

preciseprintmedia: Definetely!


Hi Phottoshop Disatsers,

This is'nt phottoshop and theirs nothing wrong with it. I am unsubscirbing form youre websight. You sock.

Thanks to Nick! Original is here!

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Mens USA: It's Stilt Baroque And Droll To Me!


Oh crikey, this here Men's USA page is supposed to be all finished and I haven't made this picture fit this unusually tall space. Stone the crows. Knowing that this site is obsessed with attention to detail I had better selectively stretch the legs for absolutely no apparent reason whatsoever. Sorted.

Thanks to rayeslepex! Original is here!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Pabo: Fat Is A Frequently Missed Issue


If you're going to edit your models to make them a little thinner, you probably want to change your clipping path as well.

Thanks to Willem! Original is here!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Levi's: Reflective Defective


Here's that design process in full:

  • Receive requirement
  • Sketch out rough
  • Get approval
  • Create artwork
  • Review
  • Create finished artwork
  • Preflight and proof
  • Print
  • Notice reflection is upside-down*
*optional

Thanks to Qx!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Ninja Cheerleaders: Give Me An F


Not really a disaster, seeing as how Hollywood's cheerleader genre is a semi-abstract poetic form of cinema with little emphasis on the physique of it's characters. In Bizarro World.

Thanks to Megan! Original is here!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Unwigged & Unplugged: Cannot Undo


So apparently Spinal Tap was some rock group in the 1970s (I think they were the ones who did Staircase To Heaven.) If they were hoping to appear on PsD then congratulations are in order.

Thanks to Wayne and everyone else who sent this in! Original is here!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

computerdesks.com: Wat!


Hey kids, what are you learning about today?

Thanks to Andy! Original is here, for now. Edit: And it's been changed.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Jenna Jameson: Artbreaker


To be fair, this is Jenna Jameson after she was run over by twelve buses.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Alternative Press: Alternative To Being Competent


I actually dismissed this one for a while. I thought, yeah, that hand belongs to the guy at the back. There's no way that's some orphan. And the weird empty space is sort of possible. On closer examination, it turns out this picture is a trainwreck.

Props to A, Frederick, Michel and Holmes!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Entertainment Weakly: (Badly) Masked Vigilantes


The Comedian. Secret power: immune to clipping paths.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in, especially jawzforlife for sending a hi-res link.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Wacom: Wacom Mole


Yo Tyler, you might want to listen-share-learn a little bit yourself. If you're running an ad in Print magazine for Wacom, you might want to not make a mess of the Photoshopping.

Thanks to Mike!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Halens: One Of These Is Not Like The Others


Thanks to Frederik!

Monday, March 9, 2009

Salazar: Chick Unfingers


Well it's a Portugese movie so obviously she's yakuza, dumbass.

Thanks to Pedro!

Friday, March 6, 2009

lastminute.com: Three Thumbs Up


Lastminute's Freudian obsession with thumbs seems to be causing some hysteria in its design staff.

Thanks to lali! Original is somewhere in here!

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Fleishman Hillard: Unparalleled Dental Plan


Welcome to Fleishman-Hillard where our team of attackbots will savagely tear the flesh from your bones whilst looking down upon you with the withering dull gaze of a stoned mountain lion. Munch munch munch go the teeth! Crunch crunch crunch go the bones!

Thanks to Flavio! Original is here!

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Photoshop World: Relax, It's Only The Banner For Your Photoshop Convention


"Well to be totally honest we don't actually have anyone here who knows how to use Photoshop."

Thanks to Todd!

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Coca Cola: Japanese Zeroes


Now boarding the train for people who understand how transparency works: Not Coca Cola.

Original is here! Thanks to Vaios!

Monday, March 2, 2009

GQ: Let's Make Heidi Klum As Unattractive As Possible


Obviously Heidi Klum managed to offend whoever is AD of GQ Germany, to the extent that she finds herself transformed into a cross between the Joker and a sausage, sitting on a huge piece of licorice while her toes desperately look for guidance.

Original is here! Thanks to Dirk!