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November
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- Swedish Taxi: Hard To Handle
- Georg Jensen: Breast Not To Talk About It
- Hardwired: That's Some Jawline
- Ana Maria: The Lady With The Bezier Shoulder
- Leave It To Lamas: No Mas!
- The Spy Next Door: Pull The Other One
- Express: Things That Make You Go Hmm
- New York Lottery: In Dog We Trust
- Morning Musume: Arms Reduction
- Armani Exchange: Going Out On A Limb
- Austrian Newspaper: The Clone Arranger
- Campari: Incampariable
- OSS117: Those Legs Will Take You A Long Way, Lady
- Digital Photoshop Disaster Of The Year, 2009
- Wella: No More LSD For You
- Boots: Huh?
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October
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- Victoria's Secret: Mostly Invisible Handbag
- Everybody's Fine: No They're Not
- Solidea: Detachable Pelvis
- Gap: Wristful Thinking
- Victoria's Secret: Sexy! Convenient!
- T3 Magazine: Trying To Titillate
- Some Dentist: Learn How To Smile Again Again
- Brothers & Sisters: Footloose!
- Victoria's Secret: The Awful, Awful Secret
- buycostumes.com: Bring Out The What?
- JVC: Gonks Love Headphones
- Ralph Lauren: The Hits Keep On Coming
- The Star: Back Handed
- Blick: Stunning Photographic Proof
- Carl Zeiss: Lose Canon
- Oriflame: Symmetry? PAH!
- Mega Magazine: Worst Hand Job Ever
- Ralph Lauren: How To Turn A Photoshop Disaster Int...
- Edwin Jeans: Pittiful
- Pet Vet: Crap Trap
- My Life In Ruins: Down With Perspective
- Skintimate: Forearm Funk
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September
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- Bell Internet: Porn For Vampires
- The Gap: The World According To Gap
- Jonah Hex: Stumpy Meets Crazy Corset
- Norma: Rice-epe For An E-Norma-s Disaster
- Amazon: Photoshop User My Ass
- Formoza: We Are Competent Formoza The Time
- Belgian Toy Store: Hmm
- Chevy Chase Bank: And You're Not
- Meira T: Worst Hand Job Ever
- Paula Deen: Is Your Mother Home?
- Nestle: Unfinnished
- My One And Only: Zero Out Of One
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March
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- US Federal Reserve: Funny Money
- File Mignon: Cloneburger
- Pepsi: Challenged
- Bon Prix: Relax, He's Armless
- preciseprintmedia: Definetely!
- Mens USA: It's Stilt Baroque And Droll To Me!
- Pabo: Fat Is A Frequently Missed Issue
- Levi's: Reflective Defective
- Ninja Cheerleaders: Give Me An F
- Unwigged & Unplugged: Cannot Undo
- computerdesks.com: Wat!
- Jenna Jameson: Artbreaker
- Alternative Press: Alternative To Being Competent
- Entertainment Weakly: (Badly) Masked Vigilantes
- Wacom: Wacom Mole
- Halens: One Of These Is Not Like The Others
- Salazar: Chick Unfingers
- lastminute.com: Three Thumbs Up
- Fleishman Hillard: Unparalleled Dental Plan
- Photoshop World: Relax, It's Only The Banner For Y...
- Coca Cola: Japanese Zeroes
- GQ: Let's Make Heidi Klum As Unattractive As Possi...
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
US Federal Reserve: Funny Money
Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Pepsi: Challenged

PepsiCo is a US-based international corporation with a market capitalization of $107 billion and 185,000 employees. They aren't very good at doing reflections.
Original is here! Props to AC!
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Bon Prix: Relax, He's Armless

The weirdest thing I ever saw was a guy with prosthetic legs and real feet.
Thanks to Dirk! Original is here!
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
preciseprintmedia: Definetely!

Hi Phottoshop Disatsers,
This is'nt phottoshop and theirs nothing wrong with it. I am unsubscirbing form youre websight. You sock.
Thanks to Nick! Original is here!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Mens USA: It's Stilt Baroque And Droll To Me!

Oh crikey, this here Men's USA page is supposed to be all finished and I haven't made this picture fit this unusually tall space. Stone the crows. Knowing that this site is obsessed with attention to detail I had better selectively stretch the legs for absolutely no apparent reason whatsoever. Sorted.
Thanks to rayeslepex! Original is here!
Monday, March 23, 2009
Pabo: Fat Is A Frequently Missed Issue

If you're going to edit your models to make them a little thinner, you probably want to change your clipping path as well.
Thanks to Willem! Original is here!
Friday, March 20, 2009
Levi's: Reflective Defective

Here's that design process in full:
- Receive requirement
- Sketch out rough
- Get approval
- Create artwork
- Review
- Create finished artwork
- Preflight and proof
- Notice reflection is upside-down*
Thanks to Qx!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Ninja Cheerleaders: Give Me An F

Not really a disaster, seeing as how Hollywood's cheerleader genre is a semi-abstract poetic form of cinema with little emphasis on the physique of it's characters. In Bizarro World.
Thanks to Megan! Original is here!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Unwigged & Unplugged: Cannot Undo

So apparently Spinal Tap was some rock group in the 1970s (I think they were the ones who did Staircase To Heaven.) If they were hoping to appear on PsD then congratulations are in order.
Thanks to Wayne and everyone else who sent this in! Original is here!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
computerdesks.com: Wat!

Hey kids, what are you learning about today?
Thanks to Andy! Original is here, for now. Edit: And it's been changed.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Jenna Jameson: Artbreaker

To be fair, this is Jenna Jameson after she was run over by twelve buses.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in! Original is here!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Alternative Press: Alternative To Being Competent

I actually dismissed this one for a while. I thought, yeah, that hand belongs to the guy at the back. There's no way that's some orphan. And the weird empty space is sort of possible. On closer examination, it turns out this picture is a trainwreck.
Props to A, Frederick, Michel and Holmes!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Entertainment Weakly: (Badly) Masked Vigilantes

The Comedian. Secret power: immune to clipping paths.
Thanks to everyone who sent this in, especially jawzforlife for sending a hi-res link.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Wacom: Wacom Mole

Yo Tyler, you might want to listen-share-learn a little bit yourself. If you're running an ad in Print magazine for Wacom, you might want to not make a mess of the Photoshopping.
Thanks to Mike!
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Salazar: Chick Unfingers

Well it's a Portugese movie so obviously she's yakuza, dumbass.
Thanks to Pedro!
Friday, March 6, 2009
lastminute.com: Three Thumbs Up

Lastminute's Freudian obsession with thumbs seems to be causing some hysteria in its design staff.
Thanks to lali! Original is somewhere in here!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Fleishman Hillard: Unparalleled Dental Plan

Welcome to Fleishman-Hillard where our team of attackbots will savagely tear the flesh from your bones whilst looking down upon you with the withering dull gaze of a stoned mountain lion. Munch munch munch go the teeth! Crunch crunch crunch go the bones!
Thanks to Flavio! Original is here!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Photoshop World: Relax, It's Only The Banner For Your Photoshop Convention

"Well to be totally honest we don't actually have anyone here who knows how to use Photoshop."
Thanks to Todd!
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Coca Cola: Japanese Zeroes

Now boarding the train for people who understand how transparency works: Not Coca Cola.
Original is here! Thanks to Vaios!
Monday, March 2, 2009
GQ: Let's Make Heidi Klum As Unattractive As Possible

Obviously Heidi Klum managed to offend whoever is AD of GQ Germany, to the extent that she finds herself transformed into a cross between the Joker and a sausage, sitting on a huge piece of licorice while her toes desperately look for guidance.
Original is here! Thanks to Dirk!


