Friday, May 29, 2009

Braking The Cycle: We Broke The Cycle


Braking The Cycle is an AIDS charity, which would normally exempt them from poo flinging - but they actually did break the cycle.

Thanks to Gustave! Original is here!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Closer: The Cutout Of Delight


Closer magazine provides us with a beautiful cutout of the "oh bollocks" variety.

Thanks to Cecile!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Hot Topic: You're So Vein


Now I'm not a judgmental type, but does Hot Topic really want to leave in their model's junkie trackmarks?

Thanks to Diana! Zoomable original is here!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Crescer: BEHIND YOU!


Crescer is a Brazilian horror movie where these evil monsters - what? It's a parenting magazine?

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Oslo Grand Prix: Horserse


So you can clearly see that the text on the buggy is flipped, hence Photoshop Disaster. There might be other things wrong with the image too.

Thanks to Geir!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

FHM Germany: Put Your Little Leg In


This is what happens when you keep making EVERYTHING bigger.

Thanks to bonafide! Original is here!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Daily Mail: The Scraperboard Of Truth!


When you want to make a point with image manipulation, it's probably a good idea to keep it subtle. If you keep running unsharp mask until you start having LSD flashbacks then you've probably gone too far.

Thank to Andy B! Original is here!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hairdressers Journal: Linda Blair Special


It's a pretty good deal; you get a haircut, a mani-pedi, and an exorcism.

Thanks to Heather! Original is here!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Discount Dance: Dance Dance Revulsion


To paraphrase Jennifer Tyler, "My mind tells me to give up, but my deadline won't let me."

Thanks to Amanda!

Friday, May 15, 2009

New Look: Show A Little Leg


Evidently the New Look is similar to the I Have Polio Look.

Thanks to Erwan!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

B&H: These Cameras Are Hot!


Lovely comping, at an almost professional level. Now I'm not an expert in the field of marketing, but isn't it generally considered to be a bad idea to show smoke pouring out of your merchandise?

Props to Phillip! Original is here!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

MarieClaire: Worst Hand Job Ever


It's real star quality when you can turn on a 400-watt smile for the cover of Marie Claire immediately after an accident with a threshing machine.

Thanks to truth teller! Original is here!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Playboy: This Is Pointless!


Earth to Playboy Brazil: You are in the nipple business. Nipples are one of the reasons that people buy your magazine. People probably will notice if you airbrush them out.

Thanks to Marina and everyone else who sent this in!

Monday, May 11, 2009

W: As In WTF


Mmmmmm mmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. No.

Thanks to Victoria! Original is here!

Friday, May 8, 2009

Mystery Meat: Knee To No Basis


This is from some in-store campaign possibly in Poland but I'm not so sure that I would put money on it because well you know people sometimes just send me email with no text as if I were psychic or perhaps kept some underemployed detective agency under my desk or maybe they think no one cares about where these things come from but they do and that's the trouble but thanks all the same Damian hey a clue would be nice just saying oh her leg is totally screwed up in case you hadn't spotted it already.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Im Juli: Behind you!


For Gods sakes man, pull yourself together. Have you ever seen a wing mirror?

Thanks to Paul, original is here!

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Boart Longyear: Corporate Report And Death To America


Attention to detail is one of my best qualities is attention to detail.

Raghu bring this excellent dailywtf item to our attention!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Miss Switzerland: Half Itty Car Condensed


It's kind of beautiful seeing the carefully added (albeit multiplying) shadows and the car's translucent windows. What does the paving signify? Is the car really that tiny?

Thanks to Julien!

Friday, May 1, 2009

Monro: Now Open In Bizarro World


You have to admire the hubris required for this masterpiece. The reflection is the wrong way round? The laws of physics will obey the dictates of the Monro Muffler Company. Cars don't really have wing mirrors bigger than your head? We have suspended reason. Pray we do not suspend it any more.

Thanks to Shane!