ELF: We Hate You Stupid Customers

Oh, you wanted her to wear the sunglasses? Really? Eww. What? I have to? Ha ha. Really? Really? Well I think that- Yes, of course. We could just Photoshop them in. No, it will look great. I can have it back to you by end of today. Great! Hello?

Thanks to Candice!

Spider-Man: Meets Squid Boy

Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♫
Does whatever a spider can ♪
Has no bones ♫
In his arms ♪
That's cos he is made of lard ♫♫

Thanks to Mike F!

L'Oreal: Ironically, We Don't Care What People Look Like

Bish bosh bish bosh slap it on feathering is for losers mate ta dah done.

Thanks to Justyna! Original is here!

Syms: Face Off

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO GET RELEASES SIGNED.

Thanks to Matthew M!

People's Daily: Deal With Pigeons At Breaking Point

您是否是疯狂的？ 请克隆鸟。 请保留它在Photoshop灾害外面。

Original story is here. Thanks to Chris!

Adam And Eve: Ouch!

Ah, I zee you 'ave zer sexy lingerie! It is, ow you say, tres OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEGS‽

Props to Julien!

Divahair: Knee To No Basis

Arguably not a PsD because we love arguing. Discuss.

Original is here! Thanks to Ionut!

Diet Thing: Too Fat For Photoshop

Well it's refreshingly honest if nothing else.

Thanks to Jackim!

Getty Images: Simple As Cmd-V

If you're going to fraudulently comp images together and claim they show Jacko rehearsing just before he popped his clogs, you might want to remember the islands in your cutout.

Thanks to Ron! Original is here!

Espace Maillots De Bain: Are You Pulling My Leg?

If my girlfriend could do that I don't think I'd have time to write this blog.

Thanks to Marc!

Radio Shack: Maybe Its Playing The B Side

Hey, it's got to be impossible to screw up a shot of an iPod touch, right?

Thanks to Dan!

Saxo Bank: INVISIBLE BIKE

I don't think much of this investment cycle!

Thanks to Professor Abronsius!

Skyy Vodka: Whyy So Badd?

I watched, my blood curdling, as I saw with my eyes the menacing figure reveal the true horrible horror of the Claw! She clumsily tried to grip a pineapple with her pincerlike pincers but only succeeded in scraping across it in a sort of scraping motion, but the horrific appearance of her mangled fingers and thumb were already etched into my soul like a staircase on an Etch-A-Sketch. Without moving, I ran out of the room and away into the night.

-- The Horrible Claw, E.C.Carne, 1947

Thanks to Doug McG!

Show Me The Nimajnebs!

Wow! Working from home is like a license to print money! I'm making, wait, what?

Thanks to Georgia Wisdom!

Monte Carlo Resort: World's Worst Hitchhiker

I would not hit it. Her hands are too asymmetrical and she is well beneath my standards.

Mad props to James R! Original is here!

Victoria's Secret: TIMBERRRRR!

Fantastic darling , turn to the left , wonderful, now turn a little to the right, yes, wonderful, now lean a bit as though you are falling over, OK, lovely , OK, now fall over, lovely .

Original is here. Thanks to Robert!

Sunday Times: Mini Ha Ha!

BBC Top Gear Episode 19056 Part 3:
Jeremy Clarkson: I'm what our American viewers would term a bit of a douche. Let me rephrase that: I'm a very tall bit of a douche. A six foot five bit of a douche. So tall, in fact, that BMW had to build a special Mini the size of a tank for me.

Thanks to Paul I!

Sesame Street: The Files Are IN The Computer!

Moral of the story: Never say "use this folder of files for the back cover" to someone likely to take you literally.

Thanks to Michael G! Twenty points to anyone who recognizes the icon.

Mariah Carey: Who Care-y?

Please fix giant hand and misshapen leg and weird chin and bizarre arms before putting this to bed, but don't worry about doing new proofs because I trust you.

Thanks to Vijay, Lamb and everyone else who sent this in. Bigger version here!

EW: What The Fox?

EW shows how Megan Fox can transform into someone with no pelvis.

Thanks to everyone who sent this in!